Recent comments in /f/tifu
1clovett t1_j4ifrqd wrote
You're an asshole.
bacontacos420 t1_j4icjvq wrote
This story makes me wish I was illiterate
OPengiun t1_j4ib1pa wrote
Reply to comment by MajestaHazel in TIFU by taking MDMA and enjoying it to much by RepresentativeNew718
Not to mention this:
> we ended up taking most of the gram that i had
in combination with this:
> This made me rock hard
makes zero sense. No way you can do that much molly and still function normally.
MDMA is worse than cokedick.
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Reply to comment by snwflkobsidian in TIFU by taking MDMA and enjoying it to much by RepresentativeNew718
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YoggyYog t1_j4i6vd9 wrote
Oh honey…
HalcyonSin t1_j4i37d2 wrote
Reply to comment by ElectroStaticSpeaker in TIFU by taking MDMA and enjoying it to much by RepresentativeNew718
Regardless, he just recounted the entire night in detail.
ElectroStaticSpeaker t1_j4i33bt wrote
Reply to comment by HalcyonSin in TIFU by taking MDMA and enjoying it to much by RepresentativeNew718
>I've taken plenty of MDMA and you don't black out.
Don't be so sure about effects of drugs on everybody due to your personal experiences. I've certainly had blackouts during the course of my life. Chemicals impact people differently very often.
somewhereinks OP t1_j4i2jov wrote
Reply to comment by Van_GOOOOOUGH in TIFU By Chasing Elusive Bugs In My Apartment by somewhereinks
With a sponge in my hand, no. As previously stated I can be pretty dumb at times. I think my mind and imagination had me fixated on bugs. Good think I wasn't dropping acid at the time.
Rachymoo t1_j4i2eth wrote
You didn’t take mdma if you were tripping and blacking out. Also, why the fuck would you bring her home? How old are you? You have a wife but you bring home a 19 year old you met at a bar that you were going to give an iPad? You sound like a person who used drugs to have an excuse for shit behavior. I hope your wife finds someone who can treat her with respect.
Glittering_Moist t1_j4i1nhb wrote
Reply to comment by AllanfromWales1 in TIFU By Chasing Elusive Bugs In My Apartment by somewhereinks
Quite an illuminating experience
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_j4i0cas wrote
You never noticed the white spot momentarily disappear every time you put your hand in front of it?
TimRoquette t1_j4hyt1h wrote
Jesus fucking christ.
xXSacred420Xx t1_j4hy9x0 wrote
Kinda a huge leap going from basically nothing more than weed to taking mdma all by yourself with no friends or experienced users to help you through it
Silojm t1_j4hxoeb wrote
What did i just read
AllanfromWales1 t1_j4huvon wrote
At least you have seen the light..
texasmushiequeen t1_j4hr1sx wrote
Lol whats the sub? Suddenlygay?
nchantala t1_j4hqa5k wrote
Did you write this while you were still on MDMA?
Holy shit.
SupaTheBaked t1_j4hn640 wrote
Buddy don't blame the MDMA I get fucked up and still have never blacked out like you describe
Exotic_Swordfish_845 t1_j4hjefk wrote
Reply to comment by RepresentativeNew718 in TIFU by taking MDMA and enjoying it to much by RepresentativeNew718
Dude we already know you're a shit hole. No need to throw transphobia into the mix too 🤢
GunasInFlux t1_j4hgmal wrote
Playing devil’s advocate, mdma certainly can open up doorways that otherwise wouldn’t be open in one’s mind, makes human connection of all types feel incredible, and loosens inhibitions. Speaking like a rational human being though, OP took a drug that he didn’t understand, took it in secret so his wife wouldn’t know, had horribly irresponsible sex, and now believes he’s the victim. OP is an immature, irresponsible, dishonest husband at best and a straight up cheater who thinks he is the victim in a situation where he could’ve made different choices and every turn.
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djdonknotts t1_j4hc0d2 wrote
Reply to comment by birdsaredefnotreal in TIFU by taking MDMA and enjoying it to much by RepresentativeNew718
Besides the obvious cheating stuff, that’s the part that got me. Wtf is an unhoused person gonna do with frozen food
cupcakesnsarcasm t1_j4hbma7 wrote
Reply to comment by robzsilver in Tifu by storing champagne sideways by alt0bs
Lol I am a master of finding ways to bake with items I need to use up. Currently baking apple pie cookie bars with apples that got too soft.
GregoryGregory666666 t1_j4ifxca wrote
Reply to TIFU by giving my girl the Blippi Harlem Shake by throw_awaie253
GTFO of here you weirdo.