Recent comments in /f/tifu
RetroReactiveRuckus t1_j4jgyod wrote
On your BED?!
Masagmarod t1_j4jgvy5 wrote
holdMyBeerBoy t1_j4jgmvu wrote
Reply to comment by Specialist-Farm-931 in TIFU by taking MDMA and enjoying it to much by RepresentativeNew718
Yeah, I meant std
ireddedit t1_j4jedme wrote
Reply to comment by theevilyouknow in TIFU by giving my girl the Blippi Harlem Shake by throw_awaie253
This is some made-up shit right here…
theevilyouknow t1_j4jciqw wrote
There’s no way this story is true.
Missedmyplane714 t1_j4jcdg5 wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU By Chasing Elusive Bugs In My Apartment by somewhereinks
I second this comment. Just make sure the house is insured first.
coffee_snake t1_j4jaqhr wrote
Yeah bad call. Also, you’re gay. Nothing wrong with that, but you should know now in case you didn’t before.
drake22 t1_j4j95jn wrote
It almost sounds like debauchery was the plan all along, and MDMA was just a nice lie to tell themselves.
Specialist-Farm-931 t1_j4j89nt wrote
Reply to comment by holdMyBeerBoy in TIFU by taking MDMA and enjoying it to much by RepresentativeNew718
Ptsd?
daguy9 t1_j4j7hrm wrote
Reply to comment by NorthImpossible8906 in TIFU by drinking too much? by [deleted]
How would Rainn Wilson be able to help?
Ok-Interaction8404 t1_j4j6xak wrote
Based ASF
Robknobby t1_j4j4anm wrote
Ban this guy
ReliefOpening6793 t1_j4j1ccr wrote
Reply to comment by MajestaHazel in TIFU by taking MDMA and enjoying it to much by RepresentativeNew718
No not everyone certain people can't get hard on uppers and some can some ppl can't get hard on opiates too and some can
fuckimtrash t1_j4j0ffz wrote
Damn, if you know you don’t have the will power to fight a drugs urges you shouldn’t be taking drugs alone. LSD is the strongest drug I’ve taken and I managed to not kms when taking it w alcohol/dirty Molly. Your poor wife
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j4iyvhp wrote
Ugh, you gotta burn that place down and move far far away
IResentment t1_j4iyo6x wrote
OP, my brother in christ, you scarred that poor girl for life. You scarred me and I’m sure everyone in them is thread. Please seek help. That ain’t a kink. That shit is…….well shit. It’s weird. How is that a deal breaker if someone doesn’t want shit on their face ? Please tell me this is a joke.
Frankie_Wilde t1_j4ivz7c wrote
Damn I've prolly eaten my weight in ecstasy and only ever blacked out while mixing it with other molecules. I've also never ended up with a dick in my mouth. People are wild man. Sounds like you have other things to figure out and can't blame this one on the drugs
Curious_Recording_99 t1_j4irz0i wrote
Please go straight to jail, don’t pass go you don’t deserve the $200
holdMyBeerBoy t1_j4irsje wrote
Reply to comment by RepresentativeNew718 in TIFU by taking MDMA and enjoying it to much by RepresentativeNew718
>if i ever will
If you ever decide in not telling her, at least test for std, she shouldn't suffer from your mistakes.
Obesetittyfat t1_j4ir7lh wrote
Reply to comment by Silojm in TIFU By Chasing Elusive Bugs In My Apartment by somewhereinks
A TIFU post on Reddit
soupydrek t1_j4iqu84 wrote
How was the head tho?
SD455TransAm t1_j4iqo15 wrote
Reply to comment by Exotic_Swordfish_845 in TIFU by taking MDMA and enjoying it to much by RepresentativeNew718
Please be careful when getting down from that horse of yours. It's awful high.
33Bees t1_j4iq8cn wrote
Reply to comment by RepresentativeNew718 in TIFU by taking MDMA and enjoying it to much by RepresentativeNew718
Bu-bu-but I'm going to lose my family.
Poor guy. Guess you should've thought about that before you dosed on drugs and ate out a strangers ass while your wife was out of town.
I hope she takes you for everything you've got. You don't deserve it.
Material-Constant-45 t1_j4iq2q7 wrote
The fuck is wrong with you?
l_u_n_a t1_j4jhn4e wrote
Reply to comment by Impulsive94 in TIFU by drinking too much? by [deleted]
Only thing to add here is opt for a paper bag rather than plastic. I'm sure cops will take over and transfer it into the proper bag, but the lack of air in plastic can cause mold and decay of the clothing and any potential DNA on it.
I agree with everyone else. Even when I have blacked out there's usually a fade in and out before hand. Definitely go in babes and see if you were drugged and get a rape kit done. I know it can feel shameful or embarrassing. Though trust me from experience, not doing or saying anything is worse.