Are we sure this is THE epic bug war of 2023? Still got quite few months left in this new year for some other potential chaos to ensue.. Could have just actually been only the beginning of this epic bug war..

I Always say... it's better to be able to shit on command than shit involuntarily, but I don't think I could command my sphincter to release hell on anything besides a porcelain throne ..

I don’t kink shame but uhhhhh

[deleted]

Get bloods tested for spiking and speak to your friends guilt and self loathing are a gift to predators. Even if you did pull and get off with someone, it’s not bad, but you need to speak with your mates pronto to fact find

“It’s a deal breaker for me if I can’t shot on my own gf.” Oh man, you got me laughing out loud in the airport… thanks for making this layover less shitty

I believe it Could be true. I have seen videos on Reddit with worse

We all got our kinks but...Yeah, that's gonna be a tough ask, bro. The best thing would probably be to find a group of like-minded individuals, I'm sure it exists, and hopefully, you find someone in your area to link up with because I imagine you're severely limiting your dating pool if that's a deal breaker.

Your mother didn’t love you.

You have to tell her. You had unprotected sex with a stranger. If you are sexual with your wife without telling her first, she can't give informed consent

>Don't be so sure about effects of drugs on everybody due to your personal experiences.

Oh boy!!! Truer words haven't been spoken!!!

People keep harping on about how weed helps them relax and calm down. It has the exact opposite effect on me. I break out into cold sweats. I almost panic when I try weed. I've tried it by smoking and through edibles - it's the same effect.

Alcohol, on the other hand, is a pleasing high to me. Never blacked out even after having ungodly amounts of liquor in me. I know it probably means there's something wrong with me. But it is what it is. I can't stand weed and alcohol never fucks me up.

As much as I want to be mad at this and talk about what asshole behavior it is I feel like I can take solace in the fact that this was most shitty creative writing from a 14 year old who's gotten his idea of sex from whatever skeezy corners of the internet don't get properly blocked by his school's websense filter and no one was actually shat on aside from anyone who had to read this post.

become a politician, then you can shit all over everyone’s face and people will still cheer for you.

No, saying it's not cheating because it wasn't a cis woman is

Literal shit post

Go see an eye doctor. I really don't think it's normal to be mistaking light for bugs if your eyes are good

Tell your wife before being any kind of intimate with her. She could die from this.

Really? Right in front of my crab rangoons?

Careful, you'll give him a boner.

Yeah. Seriously. This ^

D minus. Only up from an F because it seems like some people bought it

Aaaand that's enough water before my blood draw tomorrow morning

Euuurgh! That's horrible!

r/shitposting

Please get your eyes checked, you probably need glasses. This is not a joke, or meant to be mean.