Recent comments in /f/tifu
AliasFaux t1_j4qsl27 wrote
Reply to comment by indelirium420 in TIFU by getting in a fight in my dream by PermanentRoundFile
Your father failed you. I'm sorry.
honeybeewarrior_ t1_j4qrhjj wrote
My boyfriend did this to me too! He felt so bad about it, but I thought it was pretty funny (after I got over the initial shock)
indelirium420 t1_j4qndvf wrote
I once had a dream about punching an annoying co-worker and swung my closed fist while asleep and actually punched my wall.
It hurt badly but I shrugged and just fell back asleep. Woke up a few hours later to a swollen hand. Turns out I had a broken thumb and 3 broken knuckles.
This was also how I learned not to make a fist by tucking my thumb inside my fingers.
ChrisGeritol t1_j4qn7kx wrote
Reply to TIFU by being horny and believing someone finally actually wanted to hook up instead of charging or being an OF account by [deleted]
If you can't get laid using online dating, there's no help for you. Even the most hideous people can get laid using online dating.
Bright-Mode-2768 OP t1_j4qmgdl wrote
Reply to comment by Specialist-Farm-931 in tifu by having naked time with my boyfriend while getting over a stomach bug... by Bright-Mode-2768
Yupppp and like I said it was not because I shat on his dick 😂😭
Specialist-Farm-931 t1_j4qm1f3 wrote
Reply to tifu by having naked time with my boyfriend while getting over a stomach bug... by Bright-Mode-2768
Wtf you guys broke up💀
Squigglepig52 t1_j4qjqzh wrote
Reply to comment by Capelily in TIFU leaving for a walk-through of our house by Happylifenowife
Back in college, meter guy shows up for a reading, so I take him to where the meter is in the basement, where it was obscured by a curtain of drying plants.
We give each other a look, and then the phone rings. It's my roommate "Buddy! Meter guy is coming, you have to move the weed before he gets there!"
"Yeah, no - he's already down there, dude."
ishizaki_gabriel t1_j4qjdnd wrote
i did this once. i was having a nightmare and i was being chased by something and i turned around and punched it. Turns out i punched her on the chest.
FullM3TaLJacK3T t1_j4qixbu wrote
Oh don't worry. My wife fights dragons in her sleep from time to time. She elbows and kicks me.
Bright-Mode-2768 OP t1_j4qiqn5 wrote
Reply to comment by Head-Inflation8372 in tifu by having naked time with my boyfriend while getting over a stomach bug... by Bright-Mode-2768
Yupppp it's a long story but the condensed version is he is going to rehab and I will support him for that and take care of his pupper while he's away. I just want him to get better
Head-Inflation8372 t1_j4qh99t wrote
Reply to tifu by having naked time with my boyfriend while getting over a stomach bug... by Bright-Mode-2768
Did you actually break up? wut
kevin75135 t1_j4qf2ys wrote
A similar thing happened to my wife. She is a nurse and she had a dream that I had a heart attack. I woke up after recieving a Precordial thump. (Basically a hammer fist to the chest. Generally only effective within the first couple of seconds of V.Fib. Only really used in the hospital with a monitor when you actually see the rhythm change. I guess my wifes dream had a monitor.)
bingold49 t1_j4qeck0 wrote
If you're like my ex wife and act like it was real, you should get indignant and be like "I was trying to defend you."
EvenContact1220 t1_j4qddgp wrote
Don't feel guilty. You had no idea. I understand why you do, since you clearly are an empathetic person. But it truly isn't your fault.
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ElectricalAd6708 t1_j4qbvf2 wrote
That almost happened to me in a similar situation hahaha
ttopsrock t1_j4qaxj5 wrote
He was an asshole. Not your fault
babybluefish t1_j4qatvf wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by hooking up with a guy on Grindr by Altruistic_Captain47
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JeremiahAhriman t1_j4qaend wrote
Definitely a critical part of the conversation.
"Are you in a committed relationship with anyone? Do they know you're also dating other people?"
If both these answers are yes, or the first one is no... You're gold.
Andrewoholic t1_j4q9tmp wrote
Let's face it, grindr really is not an app for relationships, it's more for hook ups / one night stands, so what did you expect?
As for the guy you met, maybe they had an open relationship. Maybe he had to have one last 'itch' before marriage, who knows. You wont get in a relationship with him, nor will you probably see him again.
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Stop stressing but I think the guilt is more less what he did and more, you feeling lonely and used. Perhaps you are seeking love and not getting it?
Bright-Mode-2768 OP t1_j4q65f4 wrote
Reply to comment by M4NOOB in tifu by having naked time with my boyfriend while getting over a stomach bug... by Bright-Mode-2768
Well I didn't want to say it in the title but I have no problem talking about the fact my man's literally fucked the shit out of me 😂
Bright-Mode-2768 OP t1_j4q5z6m wrote
Reply to comment by Tiefschlag in tifu by having naked time with my boyfriend while getting over a stomach bug... by Bright-Mode-2768
Oh I am well aware 😂
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_j4q5wm6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by being horny and believing someone finally actually wanted to hook up instead of charging or being an OF account by [deleted]
An open relationship needs to be open on both ends. If your wife can date someone else so can you, otherwise she was just using it as an excuse to cheat on you, whether that was emotionally or physically is irrelevant.
RGBonmyeverything OP t1_j4q3s59 wrote
Reply to comment by G_U_A_N_O in TIFU by deleting some porn by RGBonmyeverything
macOS and torrents my guy
Phighters t1_j4qsout wrote
Reply to comment by G_U_A_N_O in TIFU by deleting some porn by RGBonmyeverything
Recycle Bin lives on the taskbar in MacOS. Lots of weird things about macs, but I think this is one of the better ones. Whatever you have open you can drag straight to the trash without having to minimize windows to get see it (of course, right click-delete works just as well, but whatever).