Recent comments in /f/tifu
PinkDancingFlamingo t1_j4s0mfr wrote
Reply to comment by JackJack65 in TIFU by telling my show-off friend how much my partner makes and I feel awful now by Davetherocker
I agree. He was being holier then thou about it and made a dismissive, possibly sexist, comment about her and you simply showed him why his view was wrong. He was being a dick and pushed it
Davetherocker OP t1_j4s0i6z wrote
Reply to comment by JackJack65 in TIFU by telling my show-off friend how much my partner makes and I feel awful now by Davetherocker
Thanks for your comments/ explanation. I might steal some of it. But it remains that while she didn’t explicitly ask me not to share it, it was very much expected. She really will hate this.
JackJack65 t1_j4ry9ji wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my show-off friend how much my partner makes and I feel awful now by Davetherocker
Eh, I don't see why you should feel bad about it. Perhaps it's not polite to discuss money so much, but if he's the one that continually brings up the subject, I don't see a good reason to hide the fact that your partner is doing well. If you speak to your partner about it, I would simply explain that your show-off friend had such a superiority complex that he goaded you into pushing back, by demonstrating to him that he's hardly the most successful person you know. Unless your partner explicitly asked you to keep her salary private, no harm done really :)
NTGenericus t1_j4rwspd wrote
Reply to comment by iwillc in TIFU by changing my name by [deleted]
I actually have no idea. But that's a really good question. In Hong Kong probably not since English is (or was) one of the official languages. I couldn't even guess about the rest of China.
iwillc t1_j4rt84h wrote
Reply to comment by NTGenericus in TIFU by changing my name by [deleted]
Is the same true for western people that end up in China? Do they create Chinese names for ease? (Serious)
Positive_Resident_86 t1_j4rs680 wrote
Reply to comment by Bright-Mode-2768 in tifu by having naked time with my boyfriend while getting over a stomach bug... by Bright-Mode-2768
What'd you do that's worse than literally shitting on him?
Alfred15401540 t1_j4roudl wrote
Reply to comment by funlovinmammal in tifu by having naked time with my boyfriend while getting over a stomach bug... by Bright-Mode-2768
they broke up 12 hours later LMAO
ItsAllBeenDecided t1_j4ro3zq wrote
You are not the one who should feel guilty. He's the a-hole, you're a good guy. Move on.
curiousslothprince t1_j4rlh5k wrote
not your fu, he should have been transparent (and not cheating on his gf, what a jerk)
Avium t1_j4rhaga wrote
At least you were defending her.
My wife had a dream that I was cheating on her. So, at 3:00am, she executed a beautiful, lying down, spinning back fist to my lower ribs and yelled, "YOU CHEATED ON ME!"
While I was trying to get air back into my lungs, she rolled back over and never even woke up.
bingold49 t1_j4rgm9r wrote
Reply to comment by DeathGP in TIFU by getting in a fight in my dream by PermanentRoundFile
No, that's a story for a different thread
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_j4rgi4n wrote
Well you’re not wrong…although that did unexpectedly take a dark turn
DeathGP t1_j4rcc0m wrote
Reply to comment by bingold49 in TIFU by getting in a fight in my dream by PermanentRoundFile
Question, was the dream cheating part of the reason theyre an ex? Personally I think I would checking out of the relationship if my partner said that to me
Littlemeggie t1_j4r9m46 wrote
The French invented cellulite to sell more beauty products 😅
MrFavorable t1_j4r9hjq wrote
Before I received my CPAP I used to thrash around a lot and just randomly raise my arms in the air and let them drop. My wife has woke me up before in the past asking why I did that. Me waking up not knowing what was going on asked her to explain and she did. I’ve always felt bad. Since my CPAP I don’t move in my sleep now.
goodforabeer t1_j4r8vbt wrote
I had a dream about 6 years ago that I was having a fight with a guy and we were wrestling around and he ended up in a position where he could bite the inside of my thigh. In my dream I jerked my thigh away from him. In real life I threw my leg back toward the edge of the bed.
I woke up just as my fall started, and landed flat on my back on the floor. Knocked the wind out of me, and I laid there for a bit just checking that nothing appeared broken and things could move. Rough way to start the day.
MerleFSN t1_j4r7m2q wrote
Reply to comment by RGBonmyeverything in TIFU by deleting some porn by RGBonmyeverything
Well thats one lesson learned: stick to browser private mode and nut like the rest: to strange, ad-infested streaming portals! 😂
bingold49 t1_j4r5a9o wrote
Reply to comment by aoechamp in TIFU by getting in a fight in my dream by PermanentRoundFile
Oh fuck yeah, been down that road
Litodidit t1_j4r59y5 wrote
Reply to comment by lookatherfupa in TIFU by deleting some porn by RGBonmyeverything
He's a redditor there's like a 60% chance it's furry porn.
CookiePush t1_j4r4b0s wrote
So , less cellulite comments to look forward to ... Take the win
billyboxspring t1_j4r204j wrote
I did this to my wife. Didn't realize what happened until the next day she called me from work and was wondering why her lip was swollen. I felt so bad and still feel bad about it.
heidi345 t1_j4qze1p wrote
My roommate had a nightmare and wanted to kick the monster in his sleep. Unfortunately he also kicked the wall besides his bed and nearly broke his foot. At least the monster isn't coming back again ...
joe_botyov t1_j4qyf0c wrote
Just casual sex , his problem not yours. ( how cute was he?)
aoechamp t1_j4qt2f7 wrote
Reply to comment by bingold49 in TIFU by getting in a fight in my dream by PermanentRoundFile
Or the classic “you cheated on my in my dreams”
Mediocre-Ad-1283 t1_j4s1n6w wrote
Reply to TIFU by hooking up with a guy on Grindr by Altruistic_Captain47
Informed consent.