Not really your F'up. The stove should never be allowed to be where you need to reach over it to do your regular job. I'd bet if this were investigated by OSHA the owner would be fined. Did they offer you the opportunity to seek medical treatment? If not you could file a complaint with the state labore relations board.

It was jizz. Lots and lots of doggy jizz.

What a great story to start my morning.

It's not OPs fault if their Dad didn't get the dog spayed, why downvote this?

If you want to severely damage both dogs then yeah.

Because they’re very irresponsible dog owners

No purebred pups for you, that also wasn’t urine. Has your dog been taken to the vet? When dogs are mating they are literally stuck to one another until it is done, the dog breaking away over the fence and her “popping” off could’ve damaged her insides. May want her looked at.

Please do not breed your dog. You clearly can’t even take care of the one you have… imagine having to take care of puppies.

I feel bad for the puppies if this is how your dad already treats the mom

A little cold water goes a long way

he mentioned in the post that she was in heat. but yes that was definitely not pee

He thinks the dog peed everywhere, you really think he knows that she’s in heat? 😂

Don’t worry. You’ll find a new guy to shit on soon! Just get back out there, and eat your fiber!

It doesn't make his knot go down instantly, it just makes him panic and rip it out which can be damaging for both dogs.

I’m not going to touch on the health aspect in this comment, but I do strongly encourage you to look up information regarding local animal welfare ordinances. You are not a legal adult, but it is always a good idea to educate yourself on ordinances and animal welfare. Just as a friendly heads up: in some cities/towns, there are laws prohibiting a female dog being unattended/without supervision outside during her heat cycle and can lead to citations and tickets.

It makes me laugh now too. Not so much at the time! 😂

I'm sorry, but I am absolutely howling with laughter!

I had a rather busty friend who was a bartender, she would get an armful of beers, hold it against her chest and using a bottle opener pop them open super fast and put them on the bar. One day she caught her nipple between the bottle top, and the opener...

She would not expect me to talk about her salary. She hasn’t asked me not to because it’s basically an unspoken rule.

Yep that’s what happened and what I’ll probably say.

He does anyway lol!

Ok so she’d rather discuss her finances than sex life but that’s setting the bar low! She hasn’t asked me not to share either but doesn’t mean I’ve got carte blanche to do it!

Sounds like you're a little naive about animal breeding. They were 'stuck' because they were mating. That wasn't piss.

I’m a nanny. Took kid to riding lessons. Was petting horse. Different kid came in and did some type of hyena scream. Horse freaked and bit what was closest. Which happened to be my boob because he had been sniffing my shirt (smelled cat maybe?).

It bruised so bad.

Hello, Mrs. Doubtfire. So good to see you!