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Bigdaddylovesfatties t1_j4yv9hf wrote
Wow what a twist
RogueMoonbow OP t1_j4ysreo wrote
Reply to comment by someawfulbitch in Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
Didn't fit right, not that it's thin. It was once a push up, but I think was sized wrong so the push part just pushed the boob out of the bra itself. A little bit. It's not really uncomfortable though.
Cloud9cali t1_j4yrtkz wrote
Perhaps she was just a proud American, too.
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Reply to Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
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fatdongg t1_j4ymsb8 wrote
Reply to comment by AshleyPoppins in Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
i gave myself a blood blister on my nipple when it got pinched between a table and a case of broth
ex-tumblr-girl12116 t1_j4yl3xz wrote
Reply to Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
Once when I was younger, I was in the school band, I played cymbals and drums. We were practicing "america the beautiful" which has a large cymbal part. You dampen the note with your body. Men do it with their chests.
Well I was going really hard at it, focusing on getting my timing right. And SMASHED my left boob in the cymbals trying to dampen the noise. The bruise took 3 weeks to leave !!
Hope you feel better soon. It's one of the worst places to get hurt.
virgilreality t1_j4yhgt9 wrote
Reply to Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
Sounds painful, sir...
JugV2 t1_j4yg54x wrote
Reply to comment by FukinSpiders in Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
I would like to advise that the people who wrote the above posts have now been fired.
Poppypie77 t1_j4y7hk7 wrote
Reply to comment by AshleyPoppins in Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
Oh my god I got bit on the boob by a horse once too!!! and I don't work with horses either haha. I was on a night out with friends and saw a police horse, and went over to say hi. I had a low cut top on and have a big cleavage, and he just turned towards me and bit me hard on the boob!! My boobs must have looked like a juicy apple or something 🤣🤣🍏🍎🍑 I went home to my boyfriend at the time, with what looked like a massive love bite on my boob, and I told him my friend was a witness and I didn't do anything suspicious haha. I laugh about it now but it bloody hurt lol.
AleatoryOne t1_j4y5lmk wrote
Reply to Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
That old bra was definitely a boobytrap
FukinSpiders t1_j4y1ncc wrote
Reply to comment by mtgfan1001 in Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
Some moose knuckle come back in there somewhere, but can’t piece it together 😖
aussie_nub t1_j4y16tt wrote
Reply to Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
Sounds like you should get some ointment applied to it. Happy to assist if you need some help.
cyclops32 t1_j4xygj6 wrote
Reply to comment by _ser_kay_ in Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
If that’s the way you put bubble into bubble tea, I don’t want my bubble tit anymore.
ItsBaconOclock t1_j4xygdr wrote
Reply to comment by AshleyPoppins in Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
Horses are frickin biters. I don't trust them.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/3kavxq/never_trust_horses/
OrangeSpiceNinja t1_j4xvqvr wrote
Reply to comment by Enginerdad in TIFU not knowing what to do when a dog was stuck in my dog. by [deleted]
Then I have been mislead. Thank you for correcting my misconception
Ratzink t1_j4xu7yb wrote
Reply to comment by queeruption in TIFU by getting my ten year old reddit account compromised. by queeruption
Don't ever assume you have privacy using this stuff. You don't.
mrtzjam t1_j4xtibr wrote
"We were working at the same job but for some reasons her family and friends couldnt know about our relationship as being together was seen as an issue in our job."
Sounds to me you were her side piece that she didn't want her friends or family members to know about.
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Reply to Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
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someawfulbitch t1_j4xo945 wrote
Reply to comment by Elelith in Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
By not the best coverage could she have also meant thin? Not sure. Could have meant either. 🤷🏻♀️ A good bra can be so damn hard to find, and sometimes expensive af 😭
Bigdaddydiesell t1_j4xk67b wrote
Reply to Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
Please dont do that.
AshleyPoppins t1_j4xi5rk wrote
Reply to comment by NexexUmbraRs in Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
Horse was like “girl these kids are crazy you need a day off, let me help with that!” 😂
NexexUmbraRs t1_j4xi12v wrote
Reply to comment by AshleyPoppins in Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
It's almost like nature doesn't want women to work. /s
(this is a joke.)
JeffrotheDude t1_j4xd7b2 wrote
Reply to comment by FrivolousGhost1230 in TIFU not knowing what to do when a dog was stuck in my dog. by [deleted]
Oh so there's a history of abuse, cool
Rezkybebe t1_j4xcus1 wrote
Reply to Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
I feel you sist
Noah_j_d t1_j4yvwjs wrote
Reply to TIFU By Saving A Girl’s pic in Snapchat by jdowe201
Ain’t gonna lie bud it’s a bit cringe but at least you won’t do that again