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ex-tumblr-girl12116 t1_j4yl3xz wrote

Once when I was younger, I was in the school band, I played cymbals and drums. We were practicing "america the beautiful" which has a large cymbal part. You dampen the note with your body. Men do it with their chests.

Well I was going really hard at it, focusing on getting my timing right. And SMASHED my left boob in the cymbals trying to dampen the noise. The bruise took 3 weeks to leave !!

Hope you feel better soon. It's one of the worst places to get hurt.

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Poppypie77 t1_j4y7hk7 wrote

Oh my god I got bit on the boob by a horse once too!!! and I don't work with horses either haha. I was on a night out with friends and saw a police horse, and went over to say hi. I had a low cut top on and have a big cleavage, and he just turned towards me and bit me hard on the boob!! My boobs must have looked like a juicy apple or something 🤣🤣🍏🍎🍑 I went home to my boyfriend at the time, with what looked like a massive love bite on my boob, and I told him my friend was a witness and I didn't do anything suspicious haha. I laugh about it now but it bloody hurt lol.

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