Recent comments in /f/tifu
JetsetCat t1_j5137tq wrote
Hokum scrotum.
someawfulbitch t1_j512dqu wrote
Reply to comment by mook1178 in TIFU by sending my friend a condolence message about her Dad dying by damndarling
Then you shouldn't offer anything in the first place
BelleSavage420 t1_j5126ya wrote
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gambling_monkey t1_j5110hl wrote
Reply to comment by mook1178 in TIFU by sending my friend a condolence message about her Dad dying by damndarling
Lol take my upvote.
DoGooder00 t1_j50z9f4 wrote
Reply to comment by g7luiz in TIFU by having a picture of a flag on my phone by munilotthug
The clerk should definitely NOT of asked. That's something that could easily set off a grieving mother or family. He did good by just adding a discount, and hopefully helping a family in need
aubaub t1_j50z8jp wrote
Ah, the Hungarian boiling ball treatment. I studied that in pre-med
qzlr t1_j50z3ts wrote
Reply to comment by Bigdaddylovesfatties in TIFU by having a picture of a flag on my phone by munilotthug
Right? I thought there was some useless info being told but boy was I wrong
TheyCallMeGilly t1_j50xnc8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by visiting a subreddit and wasting time falling into a rabbit hole by Different_Ant_6484
I wish I finished reading this before immediately going to that sub and trying to do my own investigation lol
SimpleArmadillo9911 t1_j50xn3i wrote
Life is Grey not black and white.
Alcohol is not about drinking the most or getting drunk it is about finding a “sweet spot” where you can Relax and have fun. Online you can find a blood alcohol table that will tell you based on your physical sex, weight, and number of drinks, where your blood alcohol level. You can even find some that show the effects after a few hours. We all make mistakes, give yourself a break, Learn from it and realize how blessed you are to have such great friends and parents! Good luck my friend!
Avacado_007 t1_j50whqr wrote
On a positive note, at least her dad didn't die!
hsiale t1_j50w35d wrote
Reply to comment by RissoldeChocolate in TIFU my hobbies ruining my long term relationship by rivarishinweez
It's not a mental disease. It is a bad attempt at creative writing.
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JAT619 t1_j50t3rn wrote
Reply to comment by RandoCalrissian11 in TIFU by having a picture of a flag on my phone by munilotthug
Just wait until you hear about one of the flags that had 13 stars
blackknight8503 t1_j50si4b wrote
I turned 21 in Iraq and I wanted to make up for lost time when I got back home. I would drink foolishly and I had a lot of nights similar to the one you described. I got tired of behaving that way and gave up drinking. I haven’t drank like that in 16 years and my life and health are infinitely better for it.
If you can’t have a drink or two without turning into Frank the Tank, you need to abstain from alcohol. Binge drinking is unhealthy, especially if you are blacking out and/or getting alcohol poisoning. Your university or community should have organizations to assist you with sobering up. Good luck to you.
Daqpanda t1_j50rsn1 wrote
Reply to comment by RandoCalrissian11 in TIFU by having a picture of a flag on my phone by munilotthug
There weren't always 50 states, and it's fun to see the transitions of our nations flag. We've had a couple along the way.
mook1178 t1_j50qmiv wrote
Reply to comment by Kanniebaal in TIFU by sending my friend a condolence message about her Dad dying by damndarling
But what if I don't actually wan to be called?
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Reply to comment by DrownedXoXo in TIFU By getting black out drunk and putting myself in the hospital by DrownedXoXo
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DrownedXoXo OP t1_j50q5o0 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU By getting black out drunk and putting myself in the hospital by DrownedXoXo
Thats the plan. As hard as it is to hear, its the truth. Thank you <3
Kanniebaal t1_j50q2e8 wrote
Me: Yeah that's understandable! Well please let me know if you need anything at all, just let me know, I hope you're okay.
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my advice; dont offer this to anyone that is in any kind of need. Offer concrete help like can i do your groceries, cleaning or whatever. Everyone is already offering help but leave the initiative to the other person. Dont do this because you will never be called
[deleted] t1_j50ofhr wrote
Alcoholics think they’re victims and have a habit of feeling bad for themselves. It’s often rooted in a kind of narcissistic thing. Your behavior has an impact on others, and can even result in the death of others. You sound like someone who should never drink ever, at all, period. Stay away from alcohol, you can not handle it.
RandoCalrissian11 t1_j50nsh6 wrote
Reply to comment by ninjay997 in TIFU By Saving A Girl’s pic in Snapchat by jdowe201
Yes. Girls will save a guys pic and send it to all their friends. They say it’s perfectly normal. If you save her pic so you remember what she looks like, it’s creepy and weird and a red flag. That’s how society is now.
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Maffu00 t1_j50m3ia wrote
What kind of balls are you cleaning in boiling oil?
AccomplishedRow6685 t1_j513tqs wrote
Reply to comment by Daqpanda in TIFU by having a picture of a flag on my phone by munilotthug
See?! Even flags transition! Take that, JK Rowling!