But you didn’t make a spank bank of your moms pictures by accident, you literally said you cropped her face out….

Have fun at thanksgiving and Christmas dinners.

Add this to the list of times I wish I couldn't read.

Yeah, you’re a sicko.

If only you had had this wall of text between you to keep you separated this never would have happened.

Seriously, this is unreadable.

my bad… fixed

Who is El?

i love this new trend of a wall of text and then "tl;dr" at the bottom with literally no tl;dr written.

I don't see fault here. I'd be thrilled to have sex with a pretty lady on her period. It's just messier, not overly disgusting....

That's better than my story. In high school my friend and I lived just barely too close to take a school bus. We live in MN and it was a crazy cold day so we were standing out for the city bus that was supposed to run every 20 minutes. After 45 minutes waiting we still didn't see a bus down the street and so we decided to hitch hike. We got picked up by drug dealers. They stopped in the middle of a major intersection to make a drug deal and were trying to talk us into going with them instead of school. They did drop us of, so alls well that ends well. But it was the last time we hitched a ride from strangers

I’m glad you and baby are doing well now. I had to be induced because of IUGR also, but was able to go to 37 weeks.

It was pretty scary.

I can imagine the conversation from your friends perspective.

Friend: I have a deadline on Friday

OP: OMG! Are you okay? Can I do anything to help? Why are you even here right now?

Friend: yeah I've got 2 weeks off to deal with it (why is OP being so over dramatic about a deadline?).

That's a hilarious joke and that guy clearly has no sense of humor.

I don't even need to know how old you are to tell you need to grow the fuck up. You're about as mature as a green banana.

“Angel’s an angel”

Did not expect that 😂😂

Facts. And every day I tune in and read people's dirty laundry like it's an episode of Jerry Springer.

The best part about Reddit is reading stories of people trainwreking their lives in real time.

Lol this was wild

Lmao.

> we have enough people to switch positions everyday for about two weeks without anybody being on the same position twice

This is also true in the porn industry

To get more use out of the suit, you should go to more weddings or funerals. You don’t even have to know the families, if anyone asks, just say you need to use the suit

> a lot of moving parts

There sure where, literally and figuratively

Oh I'm sorry I figured you already accepted the fact that your attitude is piss poor. I guess you haven't gotten there yet. It's ok OP one day you'll grow up (hopefully).... if not, I see a lot of job hoping in your future.

I find it hilarious that everyone who has commented on here has told you the same thing and you still won't accept reality.

Have a nice life op, I don't argue with stupid

> It was not held against me

Wait, I thought anything you say can and would be used against you in a court of law

When our friend Angel's mother died, Angel's daughter posted on FB without using the word "grandmother" and our friend group briefly thought Angel had died.