Just be honest. You send someone a gif in chat and accidently mixed up links. Shit happens. Just own it

Bird law applies here.

Kinda the opposite of this?

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I’m always a bit sad when a post gets deleted. Reading this comment, I’m actually glad it did. Wtf.

Have you seen the Jersey Shore episode of Sunny? This reminded me of that.

Your poor mom… I can only imagine how it must feel to have given birth to such degenerate trash.

> I depart in this stranger's BMW

Yeah that's where you fucked up

OP right now

I count more than one fuck up.

Jail

How is it not weird to have pictures of YOUR MOTHER'S BODY in your spank bank?? You really need help. How is this ok??

Isn’t it required to have a Tldr in the rules?

I feel like I end up saying this to a lot of TIFU posts but you should get over this. If she said she doesn’t see it as an assault and you don’t remember it then it wasn’t really an assault. Just maybe don’t get blackout drunk anymore and move on.

Are your arms broken by chance?

Get professional help, mate

I keep trying to downvote more, but it will only go down by one....

😐

So many words :)

Nice tl:dr

Wow. I'd usually leave a long-winded comment about what a fuck-up you did or are, OP.

Get help, you sick fuck.

I once made a habit of eating at the same fast food restaurant once a week. The cleaner working that same shift was a very friendly and pretty unique-looking girl. I think she had like half an arm or something like that, walked with a limp, and was pale with red hair which is not that common here.

One day she walked up to me, and basically went "hey, are you [name]?" and used my actual first name. So I replied yes and for a moment I was desperately trying to remember if I did know this girl or not. Like I said, she had a pretty unique appearance but I can be extremely unobservant at times so I suppose it was possible I just never noticed that I knew someone who was missing a part of their arm? I have missed similar details before. I have definitely known some people with naturally red hair.

But no, we didn't know each other. She just happened to go to school with someone who looked like me and had the same name as me but I had never even heard of that school so it couldn't have been me.

Please read up about paragraphs, and what tl:dr stands for, thanks

You can't have your mom in yer bank...you just can't

What a shitshow. Also, I've never known a single person go to rehab without telling someone, but I've known a bunch of addicts disappear for weeks on benders.

Tldr...