Recent comments in /f/tifu
anonspace24 t1_j55uyed wrote
Reply to comment by ShillburtGrape in TIFU by getting drunk and cheating on my boyfriend by Nuggs_and_drugs
This is so fucking true
cliffordc5 t1_j55rc19 wrote
Reply to comment by damndarling in TIFU by sending my friend a condolence message about her Dad dying by damndarling
So wait, did her original text actually say her dad died (as in, autocorrect fail)? Or did it say deadline and you just misread it?
Bloodiest-Taint t1_j55qrur wrote
Bunch of dipshits on here who act like they’ve never messed up a day in their life and want to downvote you. If you truly think you won’t make the same mistake twice, then try to move on. Don’t tell him especially if he’s in rehab. He will definitely relapse due to the stress. Life is more important than drama.
Swimmyeli t1_j55mlr0 wrote
Reply to comment by Nuggs_and_drugs in TIFU by getting drunk and cheating on my boyfriend by Nuggs_and_drugs
don't not tell him. horrible advice from the man above. he does deserve to know what you did, otherwise you would have to break up with him with a false reasoning. Cause you'd be making things worse if you didn't tell him and then STAYED.
AstonianSoldier t1_j55kttp wrote
This relationship is over. You killed it.
Just tell him and break up.
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No_Quiet_2741 t1_j55e9mm wrote
Reply to TIFU by pretending to be an opposite sex by [deleted]
Just send him the money back and stop contacting him. You don't know who he is. He could be some desperate pedo sending girls money to meet them, or he could be a very dangerous person. Sending strangers money on the internet is not normal.
So to not get into deeper trouble, give him his money and leave him alone.
Ir0n_Butterfly t1_j55bq6j wrote
You called that hookup guy your ideal dream dude. You did that. You wronged your boyfriend because you're not into him . You need to own up and let your boyfriend go.
FigLow4974 t1_j55b31k wrote
Reply to TIFU by pretending to be an opposite sex by [deleted]
I’d say to give the money back, but he clearly isn’t a “good guy” like you say he is if he is soliciting nudes from a 16 year old “girl”. He is a pedophile. Take his money and ghost him.
Also, chances are if you show up in a different country where he lives as a minor, you’re not ever getting home. He will keep you there.
GypsyToo t1_j557sys wrote
Boyfriend disappears and he treats it like nothing, what kind of a boyfriend is that?
I was drunk but I could tell he wasn't? WTF?
Keep trying. Who knows? Your fiction writing might improve.
_Forgotten t1_j556exf wrote
Reply to comment by Nuggs_and_drugs in TIFU by getting drunk and cheating on my boyfriend by Nuggs_and_drugs
Well at least you didn't major in doing the right thing or having a shred of morality.
_Forgotten t1_j556e05 wrote
Reply to comment by ShillburtGrape in TIFU by getting drunk and cheating on my boyfriend by Nuggs_and_drugs
If you want to sleep around, break up with your significant other first.
Runaround46 t1_j555abl wrote
Reply to comment by iwishiwasatabbycat in TIFU By Getting Into A Car With Strangers and Being Late for Work by GLP0307
Can you imagine if it was any other industry besides drug dealers. Engineering companies picking up kids offering them to go to science and math based schools.
Nuggs_and_drugs OP t1_j552xmu wrote
Reply to comment by dabbean in TIFU by getting drunk and cheating on my boyfriend by Nuggs_and_drugs
see i kinda have to believe he’s gone to rehab because if he isn’t that means he’s probably in trouble yk wether with the police his fam or the streets idk
mberk24 t1_j552qvz wrote
I hope this experience doesn’t have long lasting repercussions for you. Here’s what you need to do.
Break up with your boyfriend and fix yourself. You shouldn’t be in a committed relationship, based on your behavior.
Contact this guy you hooked up with and find out if the video was shared and demand the video be deleted. If he doesn’t, get legal help immediately.
I wish you luck in getting through this situation.
HamsterSweets t1_j5514kl wrote
Reply to comment by rengothrowaway in TIFU by sending my friend a condolence message about her Dad dying by damndarling
I'm glad it worked out! You never expect something like that to happen. And our first had been a totally smooth experience.
I always looked at the positives after he was born and sent to NICU. He was/is alive, he did great (though it took him a while to get the hang of feeding). And his diapers in the beginning were so little! They told me to keep a couple (of the 2nd size he wore; I never got a chance to ask about keeping the first size) and I love showing teeny tiny diaper to people. It's the size of my hand when fully unfolded.
rengothrowaway t1_j54z6g0 wrote
Reply to comment by HamsterSweets in TIFU by sending my friend a condolence message about her Dad dying by damndarling
That is so scary!
I feel so fortunate I was able to get as far along as I was, and that he was 5lbs at birth. We had very few problems, but it was scary to me how tiny he was. Preemie clothes were huge on him.
I’ve said the same about never doing it again. Luckily we had also agreed on two, and already had one. We are done.
Denkir-the-Filtiarn t1_j54y1x0 wrote
Reply to comment by AshleyIRL in TIFU by joking at a pet store by Twiggimmapig
Honestly probably better to go with rats. Two female rats. They're really easy to tell apart too, and generally cage mate siblings get along well if they're both female.
randomkid937195 t1_j54x9jt wrote
Reply to comment by Treviathan88 in Tifu by being mad at my dad by [deleted]
Sorry just had to rush typing this.
Look__See t1_j54wou6 wrote
Reply to comment by WulfTyger in TIFU by hooking up with a guy on Grindr by Altruistic_Captain47
Ya, it just made me chuckle
sherlip t1_j54v09c wrote
Your only fuck up in the whole story:
>I didn't think to notify anyone I was gonna be late.
But that sounds awesome!
Birdbraned t1_j54uo9g wrote
Reply to comment by iwishiwasatabbycat in TIFU By Getting Into A Car With Strangers and Being Late for Work by GLP0307
That's also better than my story:
I'd ordered an uber and they were across the street about to make a u turn to get to my side of the street when someone else coming out of the T intersection behind them hits their front right wheel from a rear approach.
Gave the driver my take, they were nice enough to cancel, and I got another (for work)
AshleyIRL t1_j54s3eh wrote
Reply to TIFU by joking at a pet store by Twiggimmapig
You didn't ask for this advice, but please heed the warning about how fast hamsters can reproduce and reconsider housing them together if you must get more than one. In brief, when I worked for the humane society a few years ago we had a couple surrender over 200 hamsters. They started with two hamsters one year prior. Feel free to DM for hamster info and tips if you'd like to.
Treviathan88 t1_j54s31a wrote
Reply to Tifu by being mad at my dad by [deleted]
Are you and your dad mad at punctuation too?
The-Gaming-Baboon t1_j5614d5 wrote
Reply to comment by iwishiwasatabbycat in TIFU By Getting Into A Car With Strangers and Being Late for Work by GLP0307
I once carpooled over the swizz border and the driver said he had a significant amount of weed in the trunk. However we should not worry as they never pulled him over. Of course they stop us and check our I'd. Luckily they weren't very thorough and let us go. Only for the car to break down after a few minutes.. As we barley managed to coast into the nearest rest stop it started raining. It took close to 2h for the tow truck to arrive, plenty of time for our driver to roll and smoke some. Then we were grated with the stale waiting area of the mechanic's shop where we were told they had no cars available. Ann hour later they find out how good his insurance is and suddenly find a posh suv for us too continue our trip. That is when I was told how to smoke in a rental without getting fined for it. All in all it took 4 to 5h longer than expected and for a portion of the drive I had a rather stoned driver. Though to his credit he rose to every challenge the journey threw at us with an extremely relaxed attitude.