Recent comments in /f/tifu
harleyspoison267 t1_j5au21e wrote
As a fellow curvy vagina owner, I highly recommend a showerhead on a hose so you can detach it. You can find a basic one for cheap and the install is straightforward. Residual soap in the downstairs is super unhealthy (and just uncomfortable), and since we switched our showerhead I haven't had any problems. This also means you can check the temperature before pointing it directly at any delicate areas. Good luck 🤞
TIFOOMERANG OP t1_j5ag9hg wrote
Reply to comment by scr0tal in TIFU by asking my friend out by TIFOOMERANG
Ok I'll wait faster hahaha
scr0tal t1_j5a9col wrote
Reply to comment by TIFOOMERANG in TIFU by asking my friend out by TIFOOMERANG
Good luck my friend. Hurry up and wait as I love to say. Haha
DBMS_LAH t1_j59tc6t wrote
You "regret it" but seem to fawn over "h" in your post. Piss off.
OkVolume1 t1_j59m4pc wrote
Fire crotch
Important_Sprinkles9 t1_j59fkir wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to hide BF getting a new job by telling my manager the worst thing by McNuggeteer
No, he'll just think you were implying he was being moody like so many men have with women over the years. It's fine. Awkward, but fine
[deleted] t1_j59e3j1 wrote
Reply to comment by Nuggs_and_drugs in TIFU by getting drunk and cheating on my boyfriend by Nuggs_and_drugs
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Domenstain t1_j59ckzy wrote
Boy that Edit #1 Grammar and spellcheck is a rollercoaster after reading the car crash of a post
No-Hippo5631 t1_j599pyn wrote
Reply to comment by Kanniebaal in TIFU by sending my friend a condolence message about her Dad dying by damndarling
Honestly I say it because I'm clueless and also just awkward-- like I'm fine with small talk and lighthearted joking, or discussing difficult things with close friends. If we're friendly but you're not super close/someone I pretty much consider family basically, then I won't know what you want unless you give me a hint (or say outright), and the more tragic or difficult your situation, the more awkward I'll feel, and the more likely I'll act awkward, muck it up guessing and/or end up saying something that offends you accidentally in the process due to me feeling awkward overriding my ability to human. Just tell me if there's anything imminent, text me if you think of something, text me if you wanna vent, but otherwise I'll assume you wanna be left alone and don't want me making things more complicated for you.
No-Hippo5631 t1_j598s4p wrote
This is one of those stores where I'd respond "💀" but I don't want anyone to mistake the slang expression "dead" for my literal expiration
TIFOOMERANG OP t1_j597up9 wrote
Reply to comment by scr0tal in TIFU by asking my friend out by TIFOOMERANG
Yeah, that's what I'm currently doing lol
TIFOOMERANG OP t1_j597tcb wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by asking my friend out by TIFOOMERANG
mikecherepko t1_j594dov wrote
Reply to Tifu by being mad at my dad by [deleted]
Now you have experienced what it’s like to deliver a line that can destroy someone. Remember what that’s like and only do it when consciously choose to from now on.
But to the extent there was truth in what you said, maybe talk about that with your dad when you are speaking again.
In this story, your dad didn’t realize when he went too far and in response you went further, which was also too far. Why do you have to be the more grown up person about this?
Blarty97 t1_j58xj8w wrote
Ouch! At least you didn't boil the fern. Your mom will be pleased :D
BuzzedtheTower t1_j58wfu8 wrote
Reply to comment by Treviathan88 in Tifu by being mad at my dad by [deleted]
Hey, man. Maybe it's Cormac McCarthy's kid
Justin2166 t1_j58luqd wrote
Reply to Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
Workman's Compensation Claim.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j58hbh2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by asking my friend out by TIFOOMERANG
Maybe she’s a Wendy’s sort of girl
Phatcat15 t1_j58h2bq wrote
TBH I think you’re protecting yourself by blaming alcohol. It’s never an excuse - and you need to examine your own behaviors and thoughts without trying to shield it by blaming the booze. It’s clear you didn’t black out - so this is 100% on you regardless if booze made it easier to make a choice it sounds like you would take sober.
scr0tal t1_j58e8bb wrote
Reply to comment by TIFOOMERANG in TIFU by asking my friend out by TIFOOMERANG
Bro if she said what you said she said. Just wait for her to message you
Empire2k5 t1_j58c4gn wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to hide BF getting a new job by telling my manager the worst thing by McNuggeteer
Guessing he's not giving a two weeks notice, so it's none of the managers business. and who cares anyways if he already has another job lined up??
suneejo t1_j58bkb2 wrote
Reply to comment by Nuggs_and_drugs in TIFU by getting drunk and cheating on my boyfriend by Nuggs_and_drugs
Just call your local jail (# can be found online) and ask if they have an inmate named your bf's name (first and last) and they'll look it up and tell you. It's public info, so you don't need to be family or anything like that.
AMightyWeasel t1_j589530 wrote
> edit#1 - grammar and spellcheck
If this is after editing…yikes.
Onestarawake t1_j588bjc wrote
Reply to TIFU by visiting a subreddit and wasting time falling into a rabbit hole by Different_Ant_6484
So I went down a little bit of the same rabbit hole and i'm not convinced you were wrong
AmphibianImpressive3 t1_j584dbc wrote
You are a horrible human.
CheesyMoo23 OP t1_j5axw21 wrote
Reply to comment by harleyspoison267 in TIFU by burning my hoohah chub in the shower by CheesyMoo23
It's funny because we have a detachable showerhead, but our water temperature is very funky lol