Recent comments in /f/tifu
GordianNaught t1_j5f9jdi wrote
Reply to TIFU by washing my hooha with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap giving myself a chemical burn by aquakitty99
Tea Tree Oil has a tingly feeling when I shampoo my hair with it. This is why I don't shave my asshole with it. I already know it's not a good idea 😕
schulzie420 t1_j5f858i wrote
Grow up...
speedycat2014 t1_j5f7gj7 wrote
Reply to comment by Jolly_Security_4771 in TIFU by washing my hooha with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap giving myself a chemical burn by aquakitty99
>peppermint butthole
When you're hung over, that shit wakes you up real fast. I actually don't mind it too much. Fresh and minty!
speedycat2014 t1_j5f79nb wrote
Reply to TIFU by washing my hooha with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap giving myself a chemical burn by aquakitty99
Hydrocortisone cream will help a little
Jolly_Security_4771 t1_j5f6xkg wrote
Reply to comment by BrettTheShitmanShart in TIFU by washing my hooha with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap giving myself a chemical burn by aquakitty99
They should definitely add that to the novel on the bottle
BrettTheShitmanShart t1_j5f6lqw wrote
Reply to comment by Jolly_Security_4771 in TIFU by washing my hooha with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap giving myself a chemical burn by aquakitty99
It’s an acquired taste…but so zesty! Definitely wakes you up in the morning.
Jolly_Security_4771 t1_j5f6g5s wrote
Reply to comment by Bubbagumpredditor in TIFU by washing my hooha with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap giving myself a chemical burn by aquakitty99
It wasn't something I'd thought about, either
Bubbagumpredditor t1_j5f5zxb wrote
Reply to comment by Jolly_Security_4771 in TIFU by washing my hooha with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap giving myself a chemical burn by aquakitty99
>nobody told her about peppermint butthole.
First I am hearing about it.
BubblyBrookieCookie OP t1_j5f4wks wrote
Reply to comment by autopsygas in TIFU by being friends with my ex of 4 years by BubblyBrookieCookie
I definitely feel too much about it, thank you for your honesty
substeff t1_j5f1v9o wrote
Reply to comment by brainpain152 in TIFU by repeatedly doing things my gf doesn't like by [deleted]
I didn't realize how much I hurt her with my actions. I always thought it would be fine as she was angry with me but after she settled she always said that she is happy that I am here. I am turning 27 this year and I didn't realize that I am still selfish at times that I shouldn't be which I truly regret because she deserves better.
capybarometer t1_j5f0e23 wrote
Reply to TIFU by washing my hooha with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap giving myself a chemical burn by aquakitty99
Always use unscented Dr. Bronners, the essential oils in the scented ones do nothing but smell nice and irritate skin
cliffordc5 t1_j5ezkr8 wrote
Reply to comment by damndarling in TIFU by sending my friend a condolence message about her Dad dying by damndarling
Ohhh lol. Got it! Somehow I missed that. I’m so used to people having text conversations vs in person 😂
Jolly_Security_4771 t1_j5ewzy7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by washing my hooha with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap giving myself a chemical burn by aquakitty99
My bff bought the Dr Bronner's peppermint stuff, and the next day I got a text asking why nobody told her about peppermint butthole. You are definitely not alone in the Tingly Bits Club
myunqusrnm t1_j5ew96y wrote
Reply to TIFU by washing my hooha with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap giving myself a chemical burn by aquakitty99
Yea. Don't use it down there, even without the shaving.
brainpain152 t1_j5ew42s wrote
It sounds like even if she gives you a chance to prove you can be different, you won’t be able to. You’ve clearly disrespected her boundaries on numerous occasions. You need to do some major self reflection and work on yourself before you’re ready to be in any relationship.
SalamanderDue3131 t1_j5evv82 wrote
Been in the same boat before, you need to make changes to yourself before you try going back to her. And when you think you’re doing better, keep trying even if you feel like you’ve plateaued because if you stop improving yourself you’ll ruin everything again. Fix yourself then regroup.
cynical-mage t1_j5evtpi wrote
You have a lot of growing up to do before you're ready for any relationship.
damndarling OP t1_j5ervk1 wrote
Reply to comment by cliffordc5 in TIFU by sending my friend a condolence message about her Dad dying by damndarling
It wasn't a text conversation, we were speaking in person. She's quiet and we were in the loud dining hall so I misheard her. I sent her a text, later on, to say "sorry for your loss etc" which is when she told me her dad was in fact alive ahaha
autopsygas t1_j5ej51i wrote
You're not TAH exactly, but you're being a bit full on. Going over to say hello? Being mad he didn't tell you? Texting him maybe you shouldn't talk any more?
Youre clearly taking him seeing someone some kind of way, when honestly he doesn't owe you an explanation or introduction.
That being said, out of all the bars to go to he goes to yours? Very weird. I'm gonna go with ESH
VeranoEte t1_j5eavwa wrote
Reply to comment by Satanasso999 in TIFU by being friends with my ex of 4 years by BubblyBrookieCookie
Let's see a guy a good decade older than OP is sleeping with other women behind her back and lying about it then asks for antibiotics so duh it sounds like he picked up something but from his actions it sounds like he won't even tell OP if he is positive for anything contagious.
Satanasso999 t1_j5e4unu wrote
Reply to comment by VeranoEte in TIFU by being friends with my ex of 4 years by BubblyBrookieCookie
Talk about fantasy leap. Because STD are the only disease that require antibiotics, right?
ZeroBrs- t1_j5dsn07 wrote
Reply to comment by BubblyBrookieCookie in TIFU by being friends with my ex of 4 years by BubblyBrookieCookie
Sorry
wildadragon t1_j5dqukr wrote
Wanna start fucking with her, while she's in earshot start talking about how you can't wait to have a baby with him, hopefully a girl, and you'll raise her as an atheist. Before you get married of course.
wasted-degrees t1_j5dqkux wrote
My in-laws are South American, and they’re also judgmental and hypocritical as fuck. But that’s okay. They’re terrible to everyone in their family, including my wife, and kinda shitty people in general, so I don’t respect them or care about their opinion.
My wife is great, and she’s the one that matters. Also, my wife and my mom get along great.
surgicalhoopstrike t1_j5f9k4v wrote
Reply to TIFU by washing my hooha with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap giving myself a chemical burn by aquakitty99
Sauce?