I really doubt this is a true story. Drinking at 8 in the morning? Getting drunk off one glass of wine in 3 minutes?

I'll try to remember this.

no, I don't. this was a one-time thing. I told my son this wouldn't happen again.

What the hell

Parenting done wrong.

JFC if this is true you suck as a dad.

I think it was my female cat and she needs to be spayed. But I'll definitely keep an eye out for that! They definitely show their illnesses and frustration in weird ways.

Make sure your cat is okay. I adopted an ancient cat years ago & he had some weird accidents, like pooping in my slipper. I figured it was him reacting to my other 2 cats but then he peed on my pillow & there was some blood. I took him to the vet & he had either a urinary tract infection or a kidney infection. Meds cleared everything up & there were no issues after that but I realized (I think) that he was trying to let me know he wasn’t feeling good. Hopefully your cat is fine but I wanted to share this just in case.

RIP to your pillow.

I think my house has more pillows than blankets… I literately cannot fathom having only one pillow…

But yeah. Buy pillows in pairs. You should definitely be washing pillows every so often, especially if you have pets.

Wtf would you laugh at kid. You're disgusting. Your ex friend is right to cut you out. Grow up cause karma is a bitch just like you laughed at her kid someone is gonna do the same to you.

You are a complete and total piece of shit.

Say I don't have another memory foam in the house. But that means I just need to get another pillow lol

Just wash two similar pillows at the same time. Put them on opposite sides.

And when you dry, throw in some tennis balls. Don’t know why it helps, but it does.

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Why post even post this? You just suck…

I know, but this vet has a “fear free” certification and all my pets like it there other than this incident. Calming pheromones, treats, toys at the counter.

I also like that there are cat only days and the vet is willing to see all 4 at once for their annuals.

You don't actually need to socialize your kitten to men; you need to find a woman veterinarian.

I’ve been washing it for almost 60 years, not gonna stop now. No problems so far.

Awwwwww

Obvious rage bait.

You guess she isn’t that nice so you don’t feel terrible anymore?

You’re the biggest AH and POS I’ve ever met. If you ever have children I pray the universe gives you none.

It stands for the shit that clogs up the back of your throat after a long day of 'working'. You should be very familiar with the taste!

Wow, what a FU!! I couldnt live after such a traumatizing experience.

New to punctuation, new to empathy, new to common decency. Lots of (eventual) firsts for you, I'm sure.

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