Recent comments in /f/tifu
mrmike5157 t1_j5maunl wrote
Reply to comment by Dizzy_Divide_7528 in TIFU for getting my 12-year-old son drunk by [deleted]
No shit. Wtf is wrong with you OP? That’s not EVER okay, drunk or not. Jeezuz
[deleted] OP t1_j5m9yq4 wrote
Reply to comment by Dizzy_Divide_7528 in TIFU for getting my 12-year-old son drunk by [deleted]
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Reply to comment by PhlyingMonkey in TIFU for getting my 12-year-old son drunk by [deleted]
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ehcouldnot t1_j5m9txh wrote
My god you are a piece of shit.
voss749 t1_j5m9tb8 wrote
This should have been posted under AITA? and I would have said yes.
quiteawiseone t1_j5m9nbn wrote
Reply to comment by PhlyingMonkey in TIFU for getting my 12-year-old son drunk by [deleted]
Yeah, this right here is the most concerning part of the story.
lilcheezzyy t1_j5m98ei wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by making fun of a kid with a disability by trying_productive
I'm horrified you're alive
vannbabu t1_j5m87x7 wrote
Reply to TIFU for getting my 12-year-old son drunk by [deleted]
what in the cinnamon toast fuck did i just read
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Reply to comment by trying_productive in TIFU by making fun of a kid with a disability by trying_productive
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only4adults t1_j5m7dn5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by washing my hooha with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap giving myself a chemical burn by aquakitty99
Don't shave your ahole. It's going to itch and get infected.
Logical_Ad_1383 t1_j5m77g2 wrote
Reply to TIFU for getting my 12-year-old son drunk by [deleted]
Why would your son clean up the bottles from your drunkenness. Clean up yourself and stop letting your kid drink ffs
Traditional_Lack7153 t1_j5m6vhk wrote
Either this has to be bait, or this person is the most callous, oblivious, piece of shit in existence. With that attitude I can only hope she’s sterile. Don’t need anymore kids on earth experiencing and inheriting her garbage personality
matthewmoore7314 t1_j5m681z wrote
this is such bait ya'll responding to this are the dumb ones
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Dizzy_Divide_7528 t1_j5m3asf wrote
Reply to TIFU for getting my 12-year-old son drunk by [deleted]
Do you always shower with your 12 yo or just when the two of you knock back a few?
blac_sheep90 t1_j5m33mj wrote
Total C U Next Tuesday behavior.
Aliki26 t1_j5m2hmz wrote
Reply to TIFU for getting my 12-year-old son drunk by [deleted]
1 post -13 Karma for a stupid story…why would you do this? For attention?
PhlyingMonkey t1_j5m24pj wrote
Reply to TIFU for getting my 12-year-old son drunk by [deleted]
"My son asked if he and I could have a shower, and I agreed."
Please explain OP, as this doesn't read well.
ladyofthe_upside_dow t1_j5m20zg wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by getting drunk by justheretowatch-1184
Do we? I don’t have a single story of a time I got too drunk to manage myself. Sloppy drunks aren’t fun to be around, and it’s not always as easy as just apologizing for your unhinged behavior and having all be forgiven.
And as someone who’s been bitten many times in the past (one of the joys of working in residential mental health), being bitten sucks. Even a “lighter” bite can bruise like a motherfucker. And biting hard enough to leave bite marks? The guy probably has some of that awesome deeper muscle bruising going on. That hurts like hell. And if OP managed to break the skin at all, then the guy has a whole other set of concerns to deal with, because the human mouth is disgusting.
kstweetersgirl2013 t1_j5m1sdl wrote
Reply to TIFU for getting my 12-year-old son drunk by [deleted]
Not sure this is something to brag about on Reddit but ok.
Conscious-Mix3585 t1_j5m1e3d wrote
You are one messed up person . Honestly disgusting .
Desperate-Ad729 t1_j5lzyzw wrote
Reply to comment by Assertive_Pickle in TIFU for getting my 12-year-old son drunk by [deleted]
I understand that, but 3 minutes is a very short time.
Vic_Gatsby t1_j5lzkxt wrote
You're trash af! I could tell before even getting to the climax of the story.
Assertive_Pickle t1_j5lzgq6 wrote
Reply to comment by Desperate-Ad729 in TIFU for getting my 12-year-old son drunk by [deleted]
kids get drunk faster than adults, ok. and I can drink whenever I want.
notenoughcharact t1_j5mc435 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU for getting my 12-year-old son drunk by [deleted]
Dude, you are still in control of your own actions while drunk. There is zero excuse for this ever to happen. I would seriously consider going sober.