Can’t believe people are buying this lol

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I’m sure this questionable story from an account created a few hours ago is legit

Are you worried about mildew growing in the core of the pillow since it’s been wet for a bunch of days now?

hope its bs

otherwise methinks there is much alcoholism in your futures

I will be calling the cops

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Is your son allowed to tell your wife what happened?

I think some local authorities will be contacting you.

Gross.

True. I’m surprised she even had it when she had her whole life ahead of her.

Tbh I wish it was now. Like why does everyone care so much? Like a ton of people laughed at the sight of his face. What did I do wrong? I just did what everyone else did. Whatever I’m glad to be done with her and her dumb kid.

I’m glad someone agrees with me. I know I’m in the wrong but I didn’t think what I did was that bad, especially since a lot of people had said that to.

It frankly sounds to me like the sort of story an alcoholic might tell. The worst alcoholics won't give a shit about what time of day it is.

This is off topic but are you like 50? Acronyms exist now. I don’t know I don’t rlly care abt punctuation when using Reddit.

I don’t know that much about Reddit but I know I’m not the A so I don’t think that would help.

Sure does read like someone retroactively trying to establish consent being given by a 12 year old doesn't it?

you're a moron, L parent

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You need to stop drinking before someone gets hurt.

I think you missed the most questionable part

why did i click this link… why did i do that…

Man, I thought I was about to read a cute story about how your kid had one too many glasses of wine and ruined the carpet. Instead I get to read a story about how this dude basically molested his kid.

WTF dude.

Well, with a name like AssertivePickle .... I would guess it's a very prison-like shower experience.