Or don’t do it at all.

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This whole fucking subreddit has turned into 1 big bait for people making shit up.

At 16 maybe, 12… And drunk. Dude…

Well I walked away, I didn’t get fired.

Told ya

Sounds like he was a hazard being that drunk in a public space, especially near a railroad. Sorry this happened to you but well done for saving him and yourself. I think try get some therapy if you can afford it, even if its a session or two. I doubt anything else could come of this.

Even if it did it's clear you did your best to help and that it wasn't intentional. Going to therapy would also work in your favour to show you have been traumatised by the unfortunate incident.

But that shouldn't be the reason you go...

I know lesson learned, snapchat from now on when horny big titty goth Domme requests photo evidence

booze definitely fuck some things up, but you did nothing wrong. Even drunkenly she came on to you, it sounds like she’s just taking a step back! As long as she holds no I’ll will toward you I’d say no harm done!

One time my friend pissed and shat himself while he was drunk I guess that's what he always wanted to do

If you stop taking pictures of your dick you won’t have to worry about “accidentally” sending them out.

You left a party to go to a department store?

Please explain how this was a TIFU. If anything you forced your dad to stop taking pride in his ignorance.

Or at least take down the shrine.

Sounds like you’ve got a shitty racist dad, and a weak mom. I’m sorry though because you sound like an amazing human! keep your morals straight! Don’t let your parents skewed perceptions fool you

Good lord is this how kids talk nowadays?

i didnt read the full thing. but i read enough to know that she started it. so how could this possibly be a form of rape?

If I was boss, honest mistake. BUT it could be taken along the lines of sexual assault. like showing someone a nude of you without their permission. People need to learn to put their shit up and keep it private is the real moral of the story

The solution to and cause of all of mankind's problems.

Speak for yourself. We're not showering with children ffs.

OP’a account was created yesterday… this is his only post

I have to believe he means processing the drink takes an hour to clear. Alcohol obviously takes immediate effect, and somewhere around an hour per glass/bottle/shot to start to wear off.

Hence my specific wording

Granted, I grew up in the 80s when my friends' parent would give me a sip of their beer but this is a whole new level. This is terrible judgment and parenting. Even drunk, I'd know not to keep giving a 12-year-old wine.

If this is real, you really need to take a long, hard look at the example you're setting for your son.

well, my ex-girlfriend had alcoholic hepatisis at 23, "just" by getting black out drunk two- three times à week.