Are you fucking illiterate? Dude talked a lesbian out of an exclusive relationship with only women. The lesbian REPEATEDLY told him she was unhappy and wanted to be with women, while he continuously made her feel bad about it. Dude OPENLY ADMITS he couldn't get any dates, so he hired a hooker that was younger and more attractive than fiancee specifically to try to hurt her.

He's a fucking scumbag.

She's a coward for not leaving when she's into women, but he's ABSOLUTELY a manipulative scumbag.

Please don't assk, and please don't tell!

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Im actually angry about the acronyms abuse. Cant even read that

Protip: Lock your door when inserting weird things in your asshole.

because I subjected my friend to this. I feel like shit knowing that I would be someone that would make her feel that way.

The only rzn i feel like that despite understanding that it rlly wasnt an SA is bc she has been SAed by a friend since ive known her.

That’s the sound of the police

vwommmm

True, but at least I wasn’t fired.

TIFU: I thought r/TIFU was supposed to be things that actually happened, not a creative writing prompt for 13-year-olds

Definitely with sound effects

I honestly think naked from the waist down and a full length toy lightsaber slowly emerged, glowing, mid conversation.

If only because the truth is likely far less funny.

So did you win the argument?

>"I'm a lesbian and don't want to be with men"

"But I want to stay with you, and I can't stand seeing you with other women. So I'm going to sleep around, but you stay loyal."

I think the guy might be slightly worse here, but keeping him on the hook while exploring her sexuality was pretty scummy.

I imagine that's what most are objecting to.

You have nothing to lose by reaching out, and everything to gain. Don't let your fear rule your life.

You're the psycho not him. If you wanna les out break up with him. He deserves to be with someone that actually loves him.

Don’t pay for your sisters wedding, fuck that.

If you're living with your parents, are you really in a situation to help pay for a wedding?

Because when I lived with my parents, I could not fathom shelling out extra money, or else I wouldn't live with my parents.

Was OP naked from the waist down or fully naked when his parents came in and discussed wedding payments?

You did fuck up

It's a sign. Your sister will have a Star Wars themed wedding.

I'm most confused about why somebody is expected to help pay for their sister's wedding.

How on Earth is "I'm a lesbian and don't want to be with men" followed by being manipulated for years worse? Because she told him repeatedly she's unhappy and wants to be with women?

You literally say he’s a psychopath in your comment below and the one you deleted lol