lmao what’s your (weapon)?

Cheeses fucking crust wtf is wrong with you?! Getting your 12 year old drunk is one thing but you showered with him? He asked to shower with you? Are you a pedo? Because thats straight fucked to shower with your 12 year old son. You have issues and probably shouldn't drink at all

You are both young. There's a good chance that talking to him might give you a chance to repair your relationship.

The worst case scenario is that you reach out and he says he's not interested anymore. You don't get back together, which is the same result as if you do nothing. Send that man a text or give him a call.

Honestly, all of this is just a horribly shit and truthfully cringe evoking situation and a read.

First of all, you fucked up with this whole "Threesome" and "Open Relationship" horseshit which already is a massive fucking red flag the size of a country.

Then the whole being totally fine with it up until the point that you've actually seen the effects of your open relationship and asking for it to end immediately after. Just... a mess all around that could have EASILY been avoided.

The guy is far, far from a psychopath and honestly despite the gut punch with the escort, he... put up with quite a lot.

Talk about using the force…

The real questions:

Was it lit, and were the sound effects turned on?

I'm imagining a 3 foot glowing green plastic tube emerging from your Sarlacc Pit while making whhhhshhhh woooshhh clash noises.

Is your weapon bigger than his?

In his story he said he got her to agree to stay. So it was more like she didn't want to hurt him, so she made a choice she thought would work for him, because it was his idea. Then he found out it didn't work for him. Clarified if it was a two way street, and then hurt her on purpose by paying someone to have sex with him. Guy is worse, but not a psychopath. Just doesn't know how to communicate and makes very poor choices to get his point across.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GUYS HAVE A KID TOGETHER?!?!?! Your relationship was this rocky, and you figured a child in the mix would help? Holy moly you need to get some therapy before this gets even worse.

I was expecting him to be an actual psycho, yes, it was wrong to trick you with the escort girl, but it could be much worse , you haven't been perfect too, you expected him to be okay with you seeing another girl but as soon as he does it you're hurt and want to end it, you're both troubled but you can fix your marriage and build a relationship for your kid, I've seen couples come back from things 100 times worse than this

He lied and hired an escort to get revenge he is literally the definition of toxic he should of ended it if he didn't like it, plus he was getting threesomes. He sounds selfish AF leave his ass

I stg I’ve seen so many tifu’s today that are beyond made the fuck up. It’s so weird

I mean, anything can be a weapon. In this case, I assume it's a firearm, oc spray, taser or something of that sort.

Be careful with people who will run and say it's because of your weapon then come back. They could lie and make random statements regarding said weapon.

If it's a firearm, concealed is concealed.

Please reach out to him and talk to him and explain, maybe even send him this confession and hopefully things will get better with him

r/imsuperduperbadassdontfuckwithmebro

No it’s not they just want to know what kind of weapon it is

I feel kinda let down as I was waiting for him to do some crazy stuff. Honestly you’re the wrong one imo but don’t get me wrong y’all both need to see a professional or break it off. You had what sounds like a man willing to bend over backwards for you and you took full advantage till he did the same you were and then you didn’t want to do it anymore. You almost had me feeling bad for you till I saw his post. You seem worse than him tbh but you know.. whatever.

You're dumb. You can tell that English isn't their first language.

Looks like their Spanish is much better do you want to talk to them in Spanish?

I wouldn't be surprised if you're a closet racist tbh.

Is this about a game or did I miss something

I can't be the only one who thought weapon meant dildo

Wow. I'm a high-functioning autistic, but this hurt to read in more ways than one.

You're a cock.

It’s common to me but uncommon to others in a sense

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I'm literally dumber for having read this. Your comment saved my brain

Common, uncommon, rare, or legendary?