Recent comments in /f/tifu
Soulia t1_it05a3i wrote
Reply to TIFU by walking away from a friend vomiting by [deleted]
Srs, they were likely waiting for you to leave so they could continue puking - they just weren't able to hold it and be able to communicate it to you at the same time.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_it03nmx wrote
Reply to TIFU by having loud phone sex while my step mom was unknowingly home, and i'm mortified by crazygrl6
“What are you doing, stepdaughter? No, seriously, what are you doing?”
BillzBeersnBroads t1_iszzrlj wrote
Reply to TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
I can just picture you kissing him in the cheek super awkwardly, getting up to bolt and running straight into a closing train door.
bamecarrot t1_iszotvh wrote
Reply to comment by irdfhtyh in Tifu by giving my 70 yr. old teacher a book by Sayuri_olg
no every class is an hour and a half with 6 minute passing periods 30 minutes for lunch and a 30 minute study hall
SethMalcolm1 t1_iszmozn wrote
Reply to comment by realtors-suck in TIFU by looking through my friend’s phone for nudes by [deleted]
I mean, it technically is good advice to get out of trouble. Obviously it's not the best advice for stopping this addiction, which is what SHOULD be happening, but it is good advice for something
realtors-suck t1_iszgnia wrote
Reply to comment by Due_Atmosphere_7339 in TIFU by looking through my friend’s phone for nudes by [deleted]
Ah yes, continue to lie! You both are fucked up and need serious help. How can you pretend like this is good advice???? Jesus Christ.
[deleted] OP t1_iszg571 wrote
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Glittering-Song9908 t1_iszf1r0 wrote
i hope you’re put behind bars❤️
[deleted] OP t1_iszdd6b wrote
Reply to comment by Due_Atmosphere_7339 in TIFU by looking through my friend’s phone for nudes by [deleted]
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trey74 t1_iszci61 wrote
Reply to comment by DoseOfSarahtonin in TIFU by looking through my friend’s phone for nudes by [deleted]
Unfortunately, yes.
That's really invasive and creepy.
sudo999 t1_iszceem wrote
Yeah, I mean, she has no reason to ever trust you again, so don't expect it even if you apologize. That's a massive breach of trust and I hope you realize that depending what state you're in, doing it to clients or anyone you work with might be a crime.
Due_Atmosphere_7339 t1_iszcbyf wrote
Just say you found them by accident and you were embarresed by seeing them and gave it back.
DoseOfSarahtonin t1_iszbxac wrote
Reply to comment by trey74 in TIFU by looking through my friend’s phone for nudes by [deleted]
Sounds like OP could do with a cold shower tbh
bluecollarNH t1_isz9owo wrote
Your throwaway has me cackling.
Also, you need help.
Sparred4Life t1_isz993j wrote
What the fuck? This is not ok. This is not funny. You need help, today!
[deleted] OP t1_isz8hh3 wrote
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trey74 t1_isz6xd4 wrote
Well, yeah, you FU pretty big. It's creepy and you need to stop. But I'm not sure I would ever address it with her unless she brings it up, and then you better be sincere and apologize profusely.
Also, it's cold shoulder. not shower.
superdupernumnuts t1_isys4n9 wrote
Jesus, and I thought I had a bad experience with pizza delivery
Bromomentnumero134 t1_isydw7w wrote
Reply to TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
💀
a_darling_l OP t1_isydfbb wrote
Reply to comment by Figgy20000 in TIFU by telling a girl I has sex with another girl by a_darling_l
this is such a confidence inducing post thank you so much :)
a_darling_l OP t1_isydchx wrote
Reply to comment by GuiltyButterscotch64 in TIFU by telling a girl I has sex with another girl by a_darling_l
that makes me feel a lot better about this whole situation thank you :)
a_darling_l OP t1_isyd9kw wrote
Reply to comment by Yummy_Tennis_420 in TIFU by telling a girl I has sex with another girl by a_darling_l
this really helps thank you for your input
a_darling_l OP t1_isyd04a wrote
Reply to comment by Smirkydarkdude in TIFU by telling a girl I has sex with another girl by a_darling_l
OK
Good_nuff t1_isxz4tl wrote
Reply to comment by Figgy20000 in TIFU by opting out of having a shower with my girl who’s on her 🩸… by Miser-Mike
I wasn’t trying to shame him for not wanting to take a shower with her.
I’m shaming him for thinking there is so much blood that the water changes color.
Big difference.
[deleted] OP t1_it05l3d wrote
Reply to comment by SethMalcolm1 in TIFU by looking through my friend’s phone for nudes by [deleted]
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