What did he do that was so abusive other then get laid so she could see it? She’s the one that decided she wanted him so badly she didn’t want anyone else to have him.

Aw Im glad I was wrong! I hope you all have an amazing time 😊

It’s what I’ve been doing trust me. I’ve been taking care of that burn every 2 hours. Even have an alarm at night for it. He’s just a bit extra I guess 😂

Man truly gives 0 fucks lol make sure he’s cleaning that flesh wound 😂

Try to get a couple parents to help you manage (or siblings if you have any). At scouting we try to have at least 4 adults for 35 kids, which is manageable. Definitely start them with some active games like tag or any variation of it (i.e. cops and robbers). Our kids also love dodgeball and buskruit (wikipedia tells me it's called "kick the can" in english). Having them run around for half an hour or so will get them to release a bit of their boundless energy (and it'll get them thirsty, expect to have to pass around drinks 45-60 minutes in). Try to do as much outside as you can, 35 kids playing inside can get LOUD and quite overwhelming, especially if you're managing them on your own.

Photoshop a red nose on Bambi and tell them you mixed things up and actually it was Rudolph, so Bambi is still alive!

If you're starving, yes, but I would argument that you can do other stuff like scrolling Reddit while the sandwich is in the oven. And if it's just plain old toast with something on it it won't take too long either and you could fit at least 9 toasts in the oven at once whilse you have to do them one by one with the iron... maybe two if the iron is big enough.

Psychopath is a bit of a stretch. I don't particularly like either of you. You calling him a psychopath makes you look worse imo.

Junji ito maniac: Japanese tales of Macabre. It’s on Netflix !

Loving the idea of no sweets til the end! It's not at my house thankfully, it'll be at a local hall so no bubbles or water fights but I might see if I can figure out a way to incorporate some party games without a winner 😂 last party we were at half the kids cried their eyes out when they were out

I recommend putting the child up for adoption because it's doomed with y'all as parents.

It’s only 6 letters but he got the full whole government name on him. Branded three times he’s a menace to society at this point

Yeah. Just say it like it is, you’re massively insecure. You see yourself in the creepy guy

"Healthy polyamory" LMFAO

Thanks for the reply. He's buzzing about it now 😂 talking about how much he loves all his friends and he's naming kids he's never named before.

He asked for the party and so far everything that's organised is things he's asked for so I'm hoping he enjoys it

Junji Ito show? Which one is that?

Have you asked him if this is what he wants? Not trying to be all negative but this sounds like a nightmare , especially if he didnt want to give you any names at all.

Its his birthday and the way you are wording this sounds like you're planning it without his feelings in mind.

Please ignore my comment if im looking at it the wrong way, maybe im just overthinking it... Im just worried that it might create a very lasting memory if it he doesnt want to be a part of it.

(source: I have that memory, Ive cringed over it for 25 years)

I spent a lot of time today debating whether chatGPT was really good, or people were really this stupid. You've proved the latter by completely ignoring my edit and just posting this comment. Congrats!

Hey, don't get me wrong. My wife married an idiot too.

Forgot to mention musical chairs, arts and crafts, and scavenger hunt! Could also print off some madlibs allow them to fill em out then read em out loud?

Time to get creative! Id load up on as many cheap snacks as possible. Maybe make tiny sandwiches? Is there a theme you can tie everything together to? As far as games go, water balloon fight? Tons of bubble soap and wands? If you have a backyard, you could set up random small carnival games where "everyone is a winner" and they can get candy for winning at the end? (that way you don't deal with the sugar high)

Did you see Benny and Joon and think it was so old no one would catch that, because I know you can't possibly think you were being "creative in the kitchen".

Homie what? Did you even read the story? He hired a prostitute to time it out to make her jealous, that’s deranged and abusive. She even was like “okay” about it too, so you can’t even claim she wasn’t solid with the polyamory. He did psycho shit, she did healthy polyamory with open consent

This he said she said situation doesn't bode well for OP if she blows it up

They should break up with him though, stop trying to tell an abuse victim to stay with their abuser