Or put it on your balls or vagina or ass

How long has it been? I don't know how much is needed to be toxic through skin absorption for an adult, but it can be toxic in children so it might be worth calling poison control and make sure it's not going to get worse. It could be completely fine, I don't know shit about fuck, but I've seen enough chubbyemu videos to know random seemingly innocuous shit can be dangerous in large amounts.

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Everything that happens is a lesson, all you can do is remember this for next time so you don't blow it again.

Sure, but it was still incredibly stupid. And now I have to go in front of a judge and tell them that I crashed because of a McDonalds bag.

at least it wasn't a person?

tifu by crashing my car into a poo

My brother hit a light pole and tried to make him pay for it.

If web development is your skill, there are plenty of remote $70-80k jobs out there. Maybe you could put your own business on hold until you get some money in the bank?

Planning ahead is essential when you're on a budget. Like shopping for sales so you can buy soda and keep it in your refrigerator for when you want one instead of buying fast food

She applied for online jobs but hasn’t been able to get one. We both work the thrift. I have a work from home job that I am building, it’s slow but growing. Then we both had a friend hire us to do online web dev which started this week.

Lately I’ve been suffering from panic attacks from the financial stress so I haven’t been keeping up with it well. (Im getting help with this.) I’m just trying to keep up with our gas a food.

Ah. Don’t worry about it. These crappy things happen.

They’ll probably make you take a defensive driving class which you’ll need anyways because your insurance will likely go up. But I wouldn’t worry about court. Just dress correctly and apologize sincerely. It’ll be ok.

I don't understand your financial situation (does the shared job count toward the three you claim to have, why don't you work full time, why your lunch is "a set price", etc). But you don't seem to have an agreed upon budget for your family. You say it was news to you that you couldn't afford the soda. That's where the problem is. You need to have the conversation. Figure out what your needs cost. Then divide the leftover amount equally for your wants. You should both get money toward wants. Maybe you get a soda once a week. Maybe not at all. And if the money isn't going far enough, you need to reevaluate your jobs. Are you working enough? And is she? Work today is virtual. You don't have to walk to earn money. Make sure that you're not making excuses for each other in this regard.

Also don’t eat them

It was more of a street light.

What on the pole? A sign?

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Oh the pole fell over. What kind of pole was it?

I wouldn’t worry too much. I can’t see a reason they’d suspend your license

The pole fell over after my car hit it. My citation was far not controlling the speed of the car to prevent the crash.

The car fell over? Why would you have to go to court for this?

Screeming contest!!!!!

I don't have a dog in this fight but I just wanted to say you're incredibly well spoken.

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Now Stepmom is gonna assert dominance and have exceptionally loud sex with your father.

Flee while you still can!

This might come as a shock, but us adults have sex too, and it's less of a big deal when you're older.

Unless she's really uptight about sex then it might be a different story, but she probably just giggled and put on some headphones to drown out the noise.