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>I told him I'd tattoo my order on my dick so he could check it out any time.

How many ingredients are there? Can it all be tattoo there ?

Im assuming that it must be a pretty small list then...

Oh all the things you could have said…..why that? Sucks your ingredients didn’t come this week but not the end of the world. Don’t be surprised if you never get to pick the special again.

My god… and THEN you doubled down… ☠️

Ha ha.. that’s awesome!

I wouldn’t worry about it I say vulgar shit all the time at work.. granted it’s a pretty relaxed atmosphere

That is..... such a weird thing to say. Like just in general..

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The worst idea would be to prep that Buck cadaver on wires and move it's carcass in front of the window of the kid's room.

And then get off the roof all bloody and tell them "HAVE YOU SEEN BAMBI? HE IS ALIVE"

But to be honest, the part of my family that is into hunting is teaching their kids from age 0 that meat indeed comes from killing animals.

I am not into hunting..but I once told my fellow 3-5 year olds where the little pigs and cows went, because I new my grampa acutally had a business moving livestock from farmers to the slaughterhouse.

The Truth? Fellow kids couldn't handel the truth.

Ah yes, the teenager and late 20s age difference. You're right.

Experience suggests it's worse if she's put on a chin. Hush your mouth in that case..

This is correct. But I work for myself. My only employee is a dink I get it.

It's always hard to see progress when you see yourself every day. Years ago I shed about 40 pounds and the first month I didn't see any change. When I had lunch with my sister and her daughters, it was the first thing they noticed.

While your thought to help her visualize progress was on the right track, it's important to remember the first thought is rarely the best thing to say out loud. I mess up when I try to be clever. My idea of clever is never the right thing to say.

Glad you and your relationship survived.

Bambi canonically died in 1969, as depicted in Marv Newland's legendary sequel to the original film.

If you were trying to convince us that you don't have a foot fetish, you have completely failed. Even the fact that so many other foot related things "came up" (shoes, pedal, flip flops, ladder) indicates a weird obsession.

Typical adict adult parent, i have an uncle that always drinks at all times possible in front of us (some of my cousins are like 9) and he's always talking about how it ruins your life and we shouldn't ever do it at any means. Then he just chugs beer afterwards.

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. You fucked up and were creepy and were blocked. Don’t bring up foot topics when people think you have a foot fetish.

If your brother and dad both smoke then why is he over here overreacting and talking about you getting tested? Seems like bizarre behavior.

If 60mg is keeping you focused then why do you feel you need a higher dose?

She should already KNOW about it.

Another reason why I felt safe saying what I said. Apparently they watched the movie last week.

That was a lot of words to say that you still can't own and accept responsibility for your own obviously creepy behavior

Socks to be you right now...

This reads like you hope your dad reads it.