Not that you said it, but that you said it in front of a stranger who could represent only God knows what...

Kind of wouldn't be surprised if he special ordered your ingredients to get them to you on time, and as a horrid gag, had coworkers pin you to the wall during a rush hour in front of the whole kitchen, pull down your pants in front of everybody, and as you struggled and yelled, then say "Well, hell, nevermind, just wanted to make sure I got this shopping list right! Here, stir this with your magic dick!" ...and toss the bag to you while you struggle to pull up your pants and not trip over yourself...

Bet that other guy will NEVER forget anything you order!

OPs next update: TIFU by getting ingredients tattooed on my dick

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Really?? That is weird, right? You are the weird one here... Right? /s

I thought vulgar talk like this was normal in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay talks to his chefs like this. /s

I don't show my friends my dick and I've known some for 15+ years

I can think of zero times, in my life, that I have asked someone to take off!

“TIFU by asking my friend to take their socks off”

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No other explanation needed

You’re totally fine.. a couple weeks from now you will be laughing about it.

People have so much of their own shit to worry about that’s nothing.. even though you think they are thinking about what you did.. they aren’t, gotta keep that in mind

This is the perfect gif! Thank you!

Same here. Andy has been working in kitchens forever, and he has heard almost everything. He didn't care much at all. Thank you for your thoughts.

Thankfully it was a small list, but "pork" and "belly will have to be their own lines.

Regardless of how you think they "act" (which is normal for that age group anyway, peak "self" development age right there) you can't do party games with that many anyway. Even if they were older the wait times to play would be crazy unless you did like a dozen games.

I assume about 1/3 of people will no show, even if they are RSVPd

Just do pizza for everyone. Cupcakes so you don't have to cut a cake.

Go to the dollar store. Pick up a bunch of chip and dip trays and set up tables with activities in them. One table have crayons, stickers(so many stickers) paper, makers. Another tray with little plastic animals Tray with lego to build Etc etc

Go to the dollar store and just load up on cheap toys and theme the tables. Like I know I've seen little dolls and funiture, hot wheels cars, even knock off lego all that jazz at dollar tree. I'd say use your stuff but you will run the risk of it getting broken or taken home.

Have some hula hoops, bean bag toss over in a corner.

Let them just play and move around as they will. Play some music in the background.

Tell everyone when they arrive you didn't realize the venue had a earlier cut off time, lie and tell them they'll have to leave after about 90mins. You'll be able to control the chaos for about that long, not more lol.

I am training to be the new executive chef after he goes to open a new restaurant. So I just hope it doesn't stop the promotion. I'm not too worried though. He is a good sport, and he has worked in kitchens for a long time, so he has heard worse. But I am very ashamed!

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When you say junk... are you referring to his little friend(I don't want to go into the merit of size)?

Wtf did I just read…

In my experience, it’s good practice not to use the word dick during the first 5 minutes of meeting someone 😂 Even if it’s just within earshot.

You are totally right. I'd have to make "Pork" and "belly" on different lines just so it would fit my length.

Working in food service is just different..

2 eggs maybe

Yeah, at the moment it seemed like such a good recovery. It was not.

It truly is a strange thing to say. I'm not sure what came over me. But it was like talking to an old friend where nothing is off limits... In front of a random old guy...

I say embrace it! Hone in on this part of yourself and become the next Gordon Ramsay. It was kind of an odd thing to say but you’ll get better over time.

Sounds like someone who is incapable of satisfying their partner. No wonder she needs multiple.

This is what I imagine living some place like rural Kentucky must be like 😂