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Khaoz_Se7en t1_j5zqwmc wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to encourage my wife by shrike2214
This sounds like a good thing
TIDFU
sonofabee t1_j5zqsio wrote
Reply to TIFU by not reading what I purchased more thoroughly. Was on the hunt for CBD and got sold HHC instead. by Dapper-Judge-629
It sounds like maybe you should just stop fucking around with substances you don’t handle well altogether.
frondjeremy t1_j5zpmz9 wrote
Reply to comment by orthostasisasis in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
It’s the industry for it. My friend (M) once told me (F) to “Get off his dick” when I was jokingly nagging him about something. A 50’s F server heard and was horrified. Friend tried to defend himself that he learned the phrase from me. She didn’t believe him and he looked like the asshole. He 100% did get it from me. 😂
Food biz is food biz. Im sure OP is fine.
mcnathan80 t1_j5zot1r wrote
Reply to comment by 406highlander in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
My name happens to be Harold Richard Enballz what's so funny?
blurred_excels t1_j5zn1zz wrote
Savage!!!!
dakwegmo t1_j5zmw1h wrote
Reply to comment by Slightball in TIFU by asking my friend to take their socks off which led to the end of our friendship and A messed up digestive system . by Unpleasant_1
I read thinking there had to be a logical reason for asking this, but nope.
orthostasisasis t1_j5zlvur wrote
Reply to comment by Crashmse in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
He mentioned working in gastro and, uh, this looks pretty par the course. Those who suffer from foot-in-mouth-itis fit right in.
Source: the last time I told someone to suck my dick was when I worked as a bartender. I do not in fact own a dick.
enigmaticevil t1_j5zljwh wrote
Reply to TIFU by not reading what I purchased more thoroughly. Was on the hunt for CBD and got sold HHC instead. by Dapper-Judge-629
Edibles will get you. Bless, OP..
TJ_H00ker t1_j5zl5to wrote
Reply to comment by TheRealNap0le0n in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
Op didn't either. He just joked about it
Croakerboo t1_j5zkq11 wrote
Reply to comment by PocketOppossum in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
You know those diagrams where they draw dotted lines on a profile picture of an animal to identify what cuts come from where?
PocketOppossum OP t1_j5zjxm3 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
You are totally right. The next time I saw him I apologized. He laughed about it, and told me paper would be sufficient.
This man is the opposite of everything you've seen about chefs on TV. He is always as cool as a cucumber. I've seen the man cry a couple times, but I've never seen him lose his cool. He is frustratingly calm, to the point that I thought he didn't care at all for a long time. He cares a lot, just not as much about the food as the people.
Sinikal_ t1_j5zjl96 wrote
Reply to comment by Dapper-Judge-629 in TIFU by not reading what I purchased more thoroughly. Was on the hunt for CBD and got sold HHC instead. by Dapper-Judge-629
Gotcha. There's too many now to even be aware of.
Okepolo t1_j5zjhom wrote
Dapper-Judge-629 OP t1_j5zj9sr wrote
Reply to comment by Sinikal_ in TIFU by not reading what I purchased more thoroughly. Was on the hunt for CBD and got sold HHC instead. by Dapper-Judge-629
It’s another one of those legal cannabinoids that gets you high like delta 8 and stuff, I think.
PocketOppossum OP t1_j5zj3q6 wrote
Reply to comment by blackcatpandora in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
When you go to so many different kitchens, you are bound to run into every flavor of crazy.
Sinikal_ t1_j5zizcq wrote
[deleted] t1_j5zisdr wrote
Reply to comment by PocketOppossum in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
You should definitely talk to him. If you make him come to you to acknowledge your wrong doing you’ll be worse off. If you want him to put you in a position of responsibility you have to show that you can take responsibility.
glutenfreecracker t1_j5zi2mv wrote
Reply to comment by KaerDominus in TIFU by letting some kids think Bambi died by thr0waway795
Accurate
Builder_Ornery OP t1_j5zho5l wrote
Reply to comment by Sumyungummy in TIFU, by Dine and Dashing Montanas by Builder_Ornery
It was not my intention to Dine and Dash, I was mostly interested in telling management how dissapointed I was with my evening. Thinking they would call me tomorrow and deal with it then. To add to this, the 20YO girl who was "manager" was so sadly ill prepared for such an occurance and I beleive that was the real issue. And I 100% blame her superiors.
slimzimm t1_j5zgxrq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by asking my friend to take their socks off which led to the end of our friendship and A messed up digestive system . by Unpleasant_1
What could he have said that would satisfy you enough to believe he owned and accepted responsibility for his behavior? I’m genuinely curious, because I felt like he was owning up to being a weirdo.
406highlander t1_j5zgtwz wrote
Reply to comment by IGetHighAndAdoptDogs in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
Pro-tip - never meet anyone whose first name is "Richard" :)
blackcatpandora t1_j5zg76f wrote
Reply to comment by PocketOppossum in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
Food reps have heard it all. Lmao that’s hilarious
KaerDominus t1_j5zfpq1 wrote
Well, considering Bambi is from 1942, there’s a pretty good chance he’s dead. ;)
Environmental_Arm526 t1_j5zexm6 wrote
Reply to comment by PocketOppossum in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
Good luck with the promotion. I have said many vulgar things at work, and even once to our BP when he ticked me off when I was having a shitty day, so I get it. Doing it in front of others is usually a bad call.
pinktieoptional t1_j5zr962 wrote
Reply to TIFU - Let Little Head override Big Head and I'm out lots of money by [deleted]
I have a hard time feeling bad for your cheating ass.