Recent comments in /f/tifu
[deleted] OP t1_j602ho0 wrote
Reply to comment by Mr_Taviro in TIFU - Let Little Head override Big Head and I'm out lots of money by [deleted]
One of the things during my ADHD screening was asking about risky/uncontrolled spending, gambling, and sexual risk taking.
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I'm not saying it's everybody I'm not even saying it's the sole or main reason I did this stupid thing that I'm confessing here, i do think it was a factor as getting therapy and medicinal support for the ADHD has dramatically reduced the impulse to seek pleasure/happiness from other places, be it spending money on things in hopes they will make me happy or spending money on women to see if i will finally feel something.
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[deleted] OP t1_j601t3y wrote
Reply to comment by pinktieoptional in TIFU - Let Little Head override Big Head and I'm out lots of money by [deleted]
I'm not asking for or wanting any sympathy, I fucked up and I admit it.
shoulda-known-better t1_j601qwn wrote
Reply to comment by AllanfromWales1 in TIFU by trying to encourage my wife by shrike2214
THIS! yikes! All I could think is shit this guy messed up which picture was which or something like that! This sucked yes but thankfully it wasn't the worst thing! Glad it worked out
apextek t1_j600mnq wrote
Reply to comment by PocketOppossum in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
So,.. your old friend now boss, you just told the food rep that he sucks your dick. Just bc Andy hasn't said anything doesn't mean there isn't going to be pent up resentment. Sounds like to enjoy running power plays on Andy. I'd be careful if you like your job, as you just put up huge red flags.
weirdchic0124 t1_j600hv5 wrote
Reply to comment by orthostasisasis in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
I used to work with a lesbian that would tell people to suck her plastic dick.
Akairichii t1_j600djr wrote
Your addictive behavior is a danger to yourself and others. Get help and save your family from you.
drnapls t1_j5zzwn8 wrote
Reply to comment by Oh_No_Its_Dudder in TIFU by letting some kids think Bambi died by thr0waway795
I loved watching them in the late 80s
GrapeNutter t1_j5zzw16 wrote
Least vulgar restaurant worker.
PocketOppossum OP t1_j5zzuvp wrote
Reply to comment by Gold-Classic3626 in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
We throw around some really nasty insults in our kitchen. My personal favorite is calling someone a "dog water napkin."
PocketOppossum OP t1_j5zzm3w wrote
Reply to comment by TJ_H00ker in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
Not this time at least!
FlamingButterfly t1_j5zz95h wrote
Reply to comment by PocketOppossum in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
You should cook some hot dogs and write what you need on the frank.
i_poop_alot t1_j5zz6hv wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to encourage my wife by shrike2214
My wife had been working out. She’s always been tall and skinny without much meat on her bones, but as she started working out she began to get a bit more muscle tone, and was obviously feeling stronger.
I don’t know where I got this in my head, but I had always perceived Thunder Thighs as a complement, meaning nice strong legs. Like volleyball player legs, for example.
So lo and behold, she didn’t feel complimented when I told her she’s “starting to get thunder thighs” since she began working out. We can laugh about it now, but it took some explaining.
FlyingSpagetiMonsta t1_j5zz2pi wrote
Reply to comment by Surf-fishing in TIFU by not reading what I purchased more thoroughly. Was on the hunt for CBD and got sold HHC instead. by Dapper-Judge-629
Is this because you dislike most people in general. Or is there something about people in legal-weed states that bothers you specifically? Jealousy?
Chance_Diamond_6615 t1_j5zxjaz wrote
Reply to TIFU by not doing anything by Relative-Performer40
Bro. You’re 16, plenty of life left to live. It sounds like you need to forget about girls right now. Take the lessons you learned from these “random situations” and just focus on yourself. I’ve been in your shoes and I know it seems like the end of the world but trust me, life goes on, if you allow it to.
ExoticButters79 t1_j5zxa4q wrote
Reply to comment by HopOnTheHype in TIFU My fiance[38m] posting on reddit and getting destroyed made me [28f] realize I’ve been with a psychopath by marriedtoapsychopath
To call her a victim is a gross overreach. Stop pretending everyone is a victim
rtfcandlearntherules t1_j5zx45w wrote
Lmao, i think the doubling down was genius.
Surf-fishing t1_j5zwvhu wrote
Reply to TIFU by not reading what I purchased more thoroughly. Was on the hunt for CBD and got sold HHC instead. by Dapper-Judge-629
It’s so dumb how weed isn’t federally decriminalized. As much as I really dislike most of the people who live in legal states, I envy them for this 1 thing alone.
No_Quiet_2741 t1_j5zw67q wrote
Bro you made it worse 😭😭😭😭😭
Mr_Taviro t1_j5zw5n1 wrote
I'm not a mental health professional, but I know lots of people with ADHD who don't act like this. About the most sympathetic thing I can say is that you need to come clean to your wife and get the fuck to therapy.
Gold-Classic3626 t1_j5zvuhf wrote
Reply to comment by Bossanova87 in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
I hear some food service people curse more than sailors.
Gold-Classic3626 t1_j5zv2v5 wrote
Reply to comment by IGetHighAndAdoptDogs in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
Once you have fucked up you might as well commit to it.
dustyrags t1_j5zuz8m wrote
I also have ADHD- learn more about what causes it, and the effects, specifically around dopamine.
That having been said, stop your cheating and divorce your poor wife already.
razldazlbradybazzell t1_j5zui5m wrote
Reply to comment by gray2on in TIFU by letting some kids think Bambi died by thr0waway795
no, it's not. just facts. I can hear the aluminum gates clambering around trying to find open home, as their occupants all stare blankly at nothing.
razldazlbradybazzell t1_j5ztlq9 wrote
Reply to comment by Zuckuss18 in TIFU by letting some kids think Bambi died by thr0waway795
hell what kids know what looney tunes are. (I heard someone say😬!)
blahbleh112233 t1_j603ll4 wrote
Reply to comment by md724 in TIFU by trying to encourage my wife by shrike2214
For real, especially since you look at yourself every day and its gradual. I lost 60lb through the pandemic and thought I didn't really change until I looked at my old photos.