Recent comments in /f/tifu
ShaderzXC t1_j60c4xa wrote
Reply to comment by md724 in TIFU by trying to encourage my wife by shrike2214
Yeah I stopped inspecting my physique after every gym session and instead only properly analysing it (which is necessary) every month or so. Now I actually see my progress with my own eyes and it makes it a lot easier for me to tell which muscles have & haven’t grown so I can mess with my routine if needed
Relative-Performer40 OP t1_j60bubv wrote
Reply to comment by Swedenesebishhh69 in TIFU by not doing anything by Relative-Performer40
In such a case... (i am assuming you are elder to me) how to deal with parents... I live where people(including my parents) dont really care much about our mental health... I tried talking to my parents they just said take like 5 minutes break and then go back to studying.... everytime i try to do something else, they basically end up saying go back to studies
Relative-Performer40 OP t1_j60aqby wrote
Reply to comment by Swedenesebishhh69 in TIFU by not doing anything by Relative-Performer40
I appreciate the thought! Will try
Mobely t1_j60anqb wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to encourage my wife by shrike2214
So she hit the gym, did she delete Facebook yet?
Bossanova87 t1_j60ailj wrote
Reply to comment by Gold-Classic3626 in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
Can 110% confirm
secretinvestor29 t1_j60a9tk wrote
Reply to TIFU by asking my friend to take their socks off which led to the end of our friendship and A messed up digestive system . by Unpleasant_1
I read the title and knew exactly where this was going.
quinalou t1_j609si2 wrote
Reply to comment by i_poop_alot in TIFU by trying to encourage my wife by shrike2214
I'm not a native english speaker and up to this minute I had categorized thunder thighs in the positive category as well! Gotta use it thoughtfully then I guess lol
talentkills t1_j6096yr wrote
Reply to comment by PocketOppossum in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
Lol
PocketOppossum OP t1_j608a8o wrote
Reply to comment by talentkills in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
That is so funny! I worked for a larger organization that hosted a yearly fund raiser called "the big grape". We had an E-mail chain get started by a female manager to talk about the event, but they missed a "G" in their subject line in the E-mail. For the next month we were all making jokes about the "bi grape." You can imagine where it went from there with kitchen staff.
PocketOppossum OP t1_j607moh wrote
Reply to comment by apextek in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
You make excellent points for most scenarios in life. I'm not too worried about this one though, kitchens are a pretty different atmosphere. I'll update if they fire me, but I'm not too worried. This is not the type of thing Andy holds onto. Empty words won't hurt the man.
Swedenesebishhh69 t1_j606mex wrote
Reply to TIFU by not doing anything by Relative-Performer40
You need to try something new then. Step outside your box. Try a sport or a hobby. Whether its biking, photography, gaming. running, making music. learning instruments, cooking.... Volunteer some time it might make you appreciate your life more. You could take a career assessment test to see what your personality says are good careers( it might be interesting). Trust me, we all go through moments in life that are blah.
gliitch0xFF t1_j606hgk wrote
Reply to comment by MrFavorable in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
It's only for the show. He's actually very polite in person.
OreoGod96 t1_j606g3t wrote
Reply to comment by Gold-Classic3626 in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
Amen to that.
Surf-fishing t1_j6061ax wrote
You’re a slimy 2 faced dumbass who got his pockets ran by a whore. That’s what happened.
gliitch0xFF t1_j605zhf wrote
Reply to comment by -holdmyhand in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
shrike2214 OP t1_j605s47 wrote
Reply to comment by i_poop_alot in TIFU by trying to encourage my wife by shrike2214
Oh shit yeah, I've heard it used as both the derogatory and the positive too! Feels like you gotta "loving the thunda thighs" your way out of it. Or stick with "nice thighs, they'd make good ear warms"
shrike2214 OP t1_j6057zo wrote
Reply to comment by AllanfromWales1 in TIFU by trying to encourage my wife by shrike2214
Ah jeysus! That'd be what they call 'justifiable murder'
shrike2214 OP t1_j6051hx wrote
Reply to comment by md724 in TIFU by trying to encourage my wife by shrike2214
Man yeah! I dropped something around 45lb and I still felt like I was overweight, found a shirt from 2019 and I could wrap it round myself. Its odd the things you don't notice because it's gradual. Same with mental health!
talentkills t1_j604qia wrote
Once in a meeting we were discussing how we would reward employees for metrics. While talking about the budget I said "well obviously we don't want to blow our load on just one employee"
We quickly moved on
Sangwooscvmsock OP t1_j6049kb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by letting my bf meet my guy friends unsupervised by me by Sangwooscvmsock
It’s the fact that it would be there forever. Plus we haven’t been dating long. Like 4 months but before the breakup it was 8 so total a bit over a year
Sangwooscvmsock OP t1_j604347 wrote
Reply to comment by dancingmobsters in TIFU by letting my bf meet my guy friends unsupervised by me by Sangwooscvmsock
We are far from Kentucky that’s the thing 😭
Sangwooscvmsock OP t1_j6040f4 wrote
Reply to comment by WarXMT in TIFU by letting my bf meet my guy friends unsupervised by me by Sangwooscvmsock
8” but it’s right above it so v-line area thank god
Relative-Performer40 OP t1_j603wen wrote
Reply to comment by Chance_Diamond_6615 in TIFU by not doing anything by Relative-Performer40
I get that! but like i said in the very beginning it isnt about them anymore.... I have shifted schools and hav got new friend... But thats it, I just dont feel anything about them.. its just i say they are my friend because i sit with them in the class... same way its just i dont feel anything off of anything anymore... its just that i am studying because the teacher says so, i have no idea what my goal is
Dapper-Judge-629 OP t1_j603v04 wrote
Reply to comment by sonofabee in TIFU by not reading what I purchased more thoroughly. Was on the hunt for CBD and got sold HHC instead. by Dapper-Judge-629
It’s almost as if I meant to get CBD and got the wrong thing by mistake. You don’t have to tell me twice. I knew how CBD affected us and it was our best bet.
neutrino71 t1_j60caq9 wrote
Reply to comment by gliitch0xFF in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
My lip reading is bit rusty. Is Gordon telling me my journey is extra juicy?