Recent comments in /f/tifu
rrickitickitavi t1_j61vvrz wrote
Reply to TIFU by letting my parents lie and convince me to pawn the coin collection me and my dead grandpa made by [deleted]
I'm sorry bud, but that collection will never be the same. I think you should look at this experience as buying yourself a guilt free life away from all contact with your parents as soon as you can. They sound irredeemably cruel to me. Never trust them again.
im_a_real_big_fish t1_j61uqn9 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by letting my parents lie and convince me to pawn the coin collection me and my dead grandpa made by [deleted]
You should 100% get them into trouble
[deleted] OP t1_j61ugxu wrote
Reply to comment by AwkwardInteraction97 in TIFU by letting my parents lie and convince me to pawn the coin collection me and my dead grandpa made by [deleted]
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PM-me-fancy-beer t1_j61ufj7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to encourage my wife by shrike2214
Oooooh. At least you didn't comment on her losing width around the breasts or butt. I had an ex who helpfully commented "you're definitely losing weight, your top's looser." Yeah man, because the first thing to go is always my boobs. I'd go from pear to triangle
AwkwardInteraction97 t1_j61udkz wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by letting my parents lie and convince me to pawn the coin collection me and my dead grandpa made by [deleted]
They wouldn't go to prison. Maybe hell, but not prison.
SupaDupaTron t1_j61ubya wrote
Reply to comment by JonathonWally in TIFU by not reading what I purchased more thoroughly. Was on the hunt for CBD and got sold HHC instead. by Dapper-Judge-629
Interesting, I’ve never heard of eating black peppercorns, but smelling them has helped before.
gonzoes t1_j61u3cl wrote
Reply to comment by HopOnTheHype in TIFU My fiance[38m] posting on reddit and getting destroyed made me [28f] realize I’ve been with a psychopath by marriedtoapsychopath
Not going to even argue with you. Youre so far wrapped up in the abuse thing, like its all black and white and like you have all of their relationship story laid out infront of you
PM-me-fancy-beer t1_j61tytx wrote
Reply to comment by ShaderzXC in TIFU by trying to encourage my wife by shrike2214
These seem like cool expressions if they were applied to a masculine person, but if I heard those I'd feel insulted. I think they come from a time when being thicc was not a good thing. You don't want to be seen to be strong, muscular or curvy when the 'ideal' is a beanpole
(That said, I have always had thunder thighs and I still see it as a negative expression, but use it as a term of endearment now for mine)
jakkiljr t1_j61tkls wrote
Reply to comment by PocketOppossum in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
Does that mean you two had sex?
[deleted] OP t1_j61thm1 wrote
Reply to comment by twohedwlf in TIFU by letting my parents lie and convince me to pawn the coin collection me and my dead grandpa made by [deleted]
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Mycatwearspants t1_j61te3f wrote
Reply to comment by secretinvestor29 in TIFU by asking my friend to take their socks off which led to the end of our friendship and A messed up digestive system . by Unpleasant_1
Did you feel it in your toes?
raz0rflea t1_j61tdzr wrote
Reply to comment by orthostasisasis in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
Sweet Dee, is that you?
twohedwlf t1_j61td95 wrote
Reply to TIFU by letting my parents lie and convince me to pawn the coin collection me and my dead grandpa made by [deleted]
Depending on the laws of wherever you are that could legally be theft and you could report it to the police. It sounds like, however, you DID give it to them. That they sold rather than pawned it doesn't make it theft. It's probably a civil matter and you'd need to take them to your local disputes tribunal/small claims court or similar.
thisisdrivingmebatty t1_j61sigy wrote
Reply to comment by harlojones in TIFU by letting my parents pawn my silver by [deleted]
Ok, but even if things ARE truly that desperate, that's the parents' responsibility to manage, not a 16 year old kid. If they didn't want to further endanger their finances they shouldn't have committed a crime, which is what they've done. If anyone has a ridiculous thought process here, it's you thinking that anyone but the parents are at fault here.
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TeShortBus t1_j61rp3p wrote
Reply to comment by Dapper-Judge-629 in TIFU by not reading what I purchased more thoroughly. Was on the hunt for CBD and got sold HHC instead. by Dapper-Judge-629
Why is this downvoted OP is right lol
killakidz7 t1_j61rcce wrote
Reply to comment by Lumpy-Ad-3201 in TIFU by not reading what I purchased more thoroughly. Was on the hunt for CBD and got sold HHC instead. by Dapper-Judge-629
This reply is excellent. Well said, fellow stoner.
Noclue42AW t1_j61o0ko wrote
Reply to comment by Shoveler294 in TIFU By trusting my sister to pay me for my job by [deleted]
They are saying if you are physically capable of having a job and aren’t just to collect the SSI, that’s fraud
Shoveler294 t1_j61n36l wrote
Reply to comment by Mdna2 in TIFU By trusting my sister to pay me for my job by [deleted]
It’s a throwaway. I have a phone, we’re poor, not disconnected from society
734shottie t1_j61mrkr wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to encourage my wife by shrike2214
Thats her problem.... its called self esteem for a reason bro. Its esteem of yourself. How else could you be honest and say communication is key. Tell me i lost a chin ill buy you a steak dinner lol
Mdna2 t1_j61mh4j wrote
So the first thing you did was to get your phone, create a reddit account and post this story? I mean that doesn't really sound like someone with aspergers and social anxiety.
HopOnTheHype t1_j61m9mz wrote
Reply to comment by gonzoes in TIFU My fiance[38m] posting on reddit and getting destroyed made me [28f] realize I’ve been with a psychopath by marriedtoapsychopath
He literally hired an escort to parade her in front of her ex to make her jealous so that she would comply to his demands, and broke their good faith polyamory by doing it openly while the girlfriend was keeping it discreet for his sake. He got insecure and manipulated her by hiring an escort to make her feel bad. Homie you defending this sus shit is just you going mask off, Just say you relate with the abuser and would do something psychopathic like that. Even his own version of the story Made him look like an abuser, can’t even imagine what else he puts her through. This isn’t an uwu little thing, this is full psychological abuse.
NattySocks t1_j61lq11 wrote
Reply to comment by neutrino71 in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
That's the cool thing about this gif-those white squiggly lines at the bottom are characters of an alphabet arranged in a system known as written language, and when your brain is properly trained they actually convey what Gordon Ramsay is saying so that you don't even have to lip read!
[deleted] OP t1_j61werv wrote
Reply to comment by rrickitickitavi in TIFU by letting my parents lie and convince me to pawn the coin collection me and my dead grandpa made by [deleted]
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