Evan better 😅

There is

OP has a foot fetish

Yep I notice they also didn’t include their friends gender. I’m thinking op DOES have a foot fetish perved on his “friend” tried to walk it back as a joke and self-harmed in response to his consequences.

Hope he gets some therapy

Well. Time for a new job.

Cause god knows I couldn’t recover on that level of awkwardness.

This is a pretty common tactic for emotionally immature people. Basically they super overvillianize themselves for the very obvious bad thing they did in hopes they look like the victim and will be comforted

“Look at me on this cross! Have I not suffered enough?!”

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Checked out your profile and apparently this isn’t the first time you’ve told your boss to “check out your dick”

If you still have about $400 in coins left, hide it. Hide it good.

Therapy. I swear it's great, helps you a lot. And I'm saying this as a genuine recommendation, not to make fun of you.

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Absolutely would nuke the relationship of parents who act this way. Not necessarily a bad thing if you’re on your own, but as a dependant you’re could end up in a worse situation. (e.g. bad foster care) it’s a risk with a totally unknown outcome unfortunately.

You cant

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Find a safe place to keep the coins you buy back. Dont let your parents know. I'm just about crying for you right now. You deserve so much better.

If you have a social worker or school counselor, you might want to tslk with them. ❤️

Yeaaaaaah our tolerance is way low. We never really do weed of any kind. I don’t remember the exact dosage of the gummies, but we took like 10-20x more than what we should’ve having no tolerance.

Sucked major booty but hey, I should’ve read the package closer before just assuming I was correctly sold the CBD I was originally looking for. :’)

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If this were an office, it would be bad. It's not that bad in food service.

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Wait, you're not allowed to get a job because they're using your social security checks for themselves? Mate, your parents are absolute wastes of skin, do not listen to a word they have to say anymore.

Get yourself a job and some independence asap. Good luck!

Thank you for this TIFU.

I do think understand, does he give you BJ’s on the reg?

Tha fuck are you talking about, obviously the financial situation the parents fault and their burden to bare, that doesn’t change the fact that this child has a decision to make, report his parents to the police and deal with whatever mountain of ramifications come with that, or wait it out two years until he can move out and not implode his life and cause further hardship.

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Hey little buddy you didn't fuck up at all, you did something you thought was good, and it was good. Your parents took advantage of your innocence, that's the fucked up part, not what you did, I'm sorry bud. I hope you can get the coins back, and if not, I bet those memories will still be there and I wish you great new memories ahead.

Stay strong. Also, regularly check your credit. They sound like the sort of people who will take out cards in your name. If they do, do not be deterred from going to the cops.