Recent comments in /f/tifu
ThrowAwayNudes8 OP t1_j652gn1 wrote
Reply to comment by l337hackzor in TIFU by forgetting to delete my nudes by ThrowAwayNudes8
That is really good to know. Even though I've opted not to have any more spicy photos running around, it's good to know that I can lock to a specific photo.
wyldstalyn6 OP t1_j652dx9 wrote
Reply to comment by PinkbunnymanEU in TIFU by sexting a stranger by wyldstalyn6
Really?! 🤯
Amaiya16 t1_j651uki wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU By asking my girlfriends mum if they eat dogs in China by [deleted]
But there are places that serve dogmeat in china. Its not some big secret
Jimmy9Toes t1_j651m2a wrote
Reply to comment by wyldstalyn6 in TIFU by sexting a stranger by wyldstalyn6
No worries PP man
Over-Marionberry-686 t1_j651bl7 wrote
I’m really sorry this happened to you. When you’re moved out (start planning now get all your documents and personal information on order) go no, low contact
Razkal719 t1_j6515sf wrote
Reply to TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
>I’ve just been put on an improvement plan so assume they’re trying to get rid of me
Don't assume this, especially if you have 10 years with this company. Work the plan, apply yourself and show them you're willing to improve. Going forward, whether with this company or another, don't vent to your boss. Vent to your friends after work. Your boss is not your friend. It's an axiom of business that you don't bring a problem to your boss if you don't have a solution, it doesn't have to great solution and don't expect it to be implemented, but it shows that your thinking and not just complaining. Also if your lucky enough to have a good boss and good relationship with them, support them both in your work and your words. Don't mean to sound cringe, but this is a real learning opportunity.
Global_Monk_5778 t1_j6510lo wrote
Happy birthday sweetie. I’m a mum and I am sending you the biggest hug and virtual cake. You don’t need those selfish people - they aren’t your family. You will make friends who will become your family. Blood means nothing, I’m just sorry you’ve had to learn it so young.
As others have said, keep your important documents safe - birth certificate etc - and set up your own bank account in a separate bank as soon as you’re old enough. Start saving and get out as soon as you can. Cut them all off and don’t look back; you deserve so much better and your life will be better for it. You absolutely deserve gifts - set up that Amazon wish list!!!!! Tell your counsellor that you don’t feel like you deserve better, this is something he/she needs to work on with you. Because you need to learn and realise asap that you have done nothing wrong whatsoever and they are to blame here, not you. You deserve better, you are worth everything, and one day you will realise that. 💜🎂🍫🍦
WKahle11 t1_j650ovc wrote
“It’s not MY fault I’m a cheating dirtbag, it’s an Illness!”
[deleted] OP t1_j650nz0 wrote
Chernoboggo t1_j650mcb wrote
Reply to TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
Sound's like karma
PinkbunnymanEU t1_j650jir wrote
Reply to TIFU by sexting a stranger by wyldstalyn6
Seems to be one of these posts a week these days...
Dog_nappers_hun_x t1_j650iea wrote
Your ma sounds like a right laugh
[deleted] OP t1_j6509ar wrote
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d4ng3r0u5 t1_j6501s1 wrote
r/ihavesex
lifescientist369 t1_j64zehw wrote
I know alot of people have already said the same but I cannot just not say this. I feel so bad for you and I’m truly sorry the universe gave you such a shitty family.
Please don’t let these people make you believe you’re not worth any less love than anybody else. You’re such a champion for enduring this and finding the courage to reach out too.
Gaurd your self esteem with everything you have and don’t let these people take it away from you. Have no doubts that what your family did to you was absolutely horrible and no human deserves to be treated this way. Please find the strength and hope to find new people who will love, respect and cherish you the way you deserve.
All of reddit loves you ❤️
evavu84 t1_j64z4p0 wrote
Awww babe, it's my birthday too. I've had an equally sucky one. Your family sounds horrible, I really hope you can just hunker down until you are old enough to leave and get your own place. Sending lots of love on your birthday 💓
corrupt_poodle t1_j64yeba wrote
Reply to comment by JadeLogan123 in TIFU by sexting a stranger by wyldstalyn6
I mean, the scammer isn’t exactly trying to stay on the right side of the law in the first place.
wyldstalyn6 OP t1_j64xybf wrote
Reply to comment by Jimmy9Toes in TIFU by sexting a stranger by wyldstalyn6
Thanks capt.
weoweojfbfb t1_j64xvoy wrote
yo brother, i used to watch that type of shit when i was your age too and i highly recommend you stop visiting these sites. this kind of stress really isnt good for the brain and the mental health, especially not when youre that young. wish you the best
Chance_Diamond_6615 t1_j64xtij wrote
"I can't believe I didn't jerk off for 5 days because I thought maybe the Lord decided to save me from my heart attack and it's all due to my life of sin."
LMFAO
HG_Shurtugal t1_j64xho8 wrote
Reply to comment by new-nomad in TIFU by getting behind on storage unit payments and losing everything to auction by new-nomad
Sorry to hear that.
4fun698 t1_j64wkq0 wrote
Reply to comment by l337hackzor in TIFU by forgetting to delete my nudes by ThrowAwayNudes8
One trick I just found when searching online was to zoom in a little. This depends on which app your using and how it's built. I tested a few apps on Android. Google Photos and Google Messages successfully locked from scrolling after zooming in slightly. On Samsung Gallery zooming in slightly helped prevent accidental swipes however if already scrolled to one side and another swipe gesture thats long enough comes around it'll still scroll
justamust t1_j64w41d wrote
Reply to comment by HG_Shurtugal in TIFU by getting behind on storage unit payments and losing everything to auction by new-nomad
I am sorry, but stuff that cant be sold will be gone instantly. There is almost no chance that it is still around. But still worth a shot i guess...
hjo1210 t1_j64w28v wrote
Reply to TIFU by sexting a stranger by wyldstalyn6
Wait.. your wife is cool that you are sexting other people?
Oops just realized you're separated so she doesn't really get an opinion
blahbleh112233 t1_j652h1d wrote
Reply to comment by new-nomad in TIFU by getting behind on storage unit payments and losing everything to auction by new-nomad
They won't for liability reasons. Not saying you're crazy but most locker auctions are from hoarders and are junk. But the hoarders are emotionally attached to their junk.
Sorry to hear that OP