Recent comments in /f/tifu
Biillypilgrim t1_it2nrkx wrote
Reply to comment by whitelightnin1 in TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
sounds like she bought herself a ring and hid it in a mattress...hoping he would find the ring and think to use it as an engagement ring....instead of saying, hey is this your ring?
analytical_mayhem t1_it2nm3j wrote
Reply to comment by seang86s in TIFU by installing a new water heater by black_albedo
From what I read the bidet had a slider to adjust temp, they had just turned it all the way up as the old water heater apparently was not as effective at heating the water up as the new electric one they had installed. From the sound of it they didn't think to test the temperature of the bidet after installing the new water heater and as such left the setting on max resulting in a burned anus.
simonf75 t1_it2mmoq wrote
Reply to TIFU by crashing my car into a pole by Porbale
Your license isn't getting suspended, calm down, this is going to cost you money.
You might pay a fine. You or your insurance is definitely paying for that pole, and if you do make a claim with your insurance, your premiums are likely going up.
seang86s t1_it2lfnb wrote
Reply to TIFU by installing a new water heater by black_albedo
Why is your bidet hooked up to the hot water line? Toilet bowls are usually fed by the cold water line and retrofit bidets usually tap into that. If you have to dial down your hot water heater to not burn your ass, it may not be hot enough for other tasks like dishwashers and washing machines. Manual bidets are meant to be hooked up to your cold water not hot cuz of the burn risk.
Get yourself a bidet that has a built in tank and heating element. It will warm the cold water just enough to be comfortable plus that have a drying function to dry your rear after the wash cycle is done. Plus other features like a seat warmer, nightlight, self clean feature, misting, etc.
Slash_Raptor92 t1_it2kvda wrote
Reply to TIFU by crashing my car into a pole by Porbale
I've been through that feeling after two accidents and two write offs within a year of each other. But eventually I was able to drive again. Just give yourself some time, that's what I did.
OkConcentrate723 OP t1_it2ka2t wrote
Reply to comment by GhostNinja1373 in TIFU by Taking My Wife’s Lunch Money by OkConcentrate723
Looked into the requirements but we don’t think we qualify. I make too much and she doesn’t work enough hours as “an abled body adult” on paper. We don’t know how to prove she is disabled…
Slash_Raptor92 t1_it2k95i wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by putting too much Vicks Vapobath in my tub. by InevitableMap6470
What the fuck are you talking about?
Slash_Raptor92 t1_it2k608 wrote
YIL Vick's makes bath salt
OkConcentrate723 OP t1_it2k2cw wrote
Reply to comment by hamster_savant in TIFU by Taking My Wife’s Lunch Money by OkConcentrate723
Added this to the update. But she is likely not able to get it due to being one point shy from the diagnosis. Also a disability lawyer told us she is likely not able to get it due to being able to work “some” jobs. We should still apply, get denied, and appeal of course, it just got out on the back burner as other stuff came into focus and we felt it wasn’t likely to succeed. I’ll try to get back on top of that though as it couldn’t hurt to try.
-Cinnay- t1_it2k0vf wrote
Reply to comment by whorgans in TIFU by Taking My Wife’s Lunch Money by OkConcentrate723
Wow, it's 3.49€ for a big one in Germany. And just to clarify, with "big one", I mean half a litre. In stores, there are 1-2 litre bottles that are cheaper.
Foxrex t1_it2jvo9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by installing a new water heater by black_albedo
You going to cry about this all bidet?
OkConcentrate723 OP t1_it2jspi wrote
Reply to comment by cobaltaureus in TIFU by Taking My Wife’s Lunch Money by OkConcentrate723
Thanks. Will look into it!
Slash_Raptor92 t1_it2jpj8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by installing a new water heater by black_albedo
Finally an interesting post. This sub has been comatose and devoid of activity or like, the two or three months.
I have never visited anywhere that uses bidet, but this will serve as a useful warning if I ever do.
itsmefools t1_it2jn8t wrote
Reply to TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
I'm sorry but I have to know why this mattress held sentimental value? I'm not judging just very curious...
capital_of_romania t1_it2jk3s wrote
Reply to comment by Mkaltac in TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
Why would you clean it if you're getting rid of it?
Onebowhunter t1_it2jf00 wrote
Reply to TIFU by Taking My Wife’s Lunch Money by OkConcentrate723
Dude . You are working three jobs to try and support your family . You are not a looser or a bad husband . Not sure what your skill set is or where you are but there are tons of jobs out there that need filling . Sounds to me like you need to find a better job and use any and all support you can get from the community and government
sherlip t1_it2ivn7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by installing a new water heater by black_albedo
As soon as I read bidet, I knew where this was going and I recoiled.
usedTP t1_it2hy5e wrote
Reply to comment by Logical_Ad_1383 in TIFU by Taking My Wife’s Lunch Money by OkConcentrate723
Grocery store sodas are less than a dollar.
weirdrugs t1_it2hvfc wrote
This is classic I've been through a similar thing recently. Once you've made the decision you gotta commit to it. You'll feel better once you've met some new people and realise You're just lonely and jealous she's moved on and that's why you want her back.
[deleted] t1_it2hndy wrote
Reply to comment by Zolo16x in TIFU by Taking My Wife’s Lunch Money by OkConcentrate723
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whorgans t1_it2hlzi wrote
Reply to comment by FlowLife69420 in TIFU by Taking My Wife’s Lunch Money by OkConcentrate723
I wouldn’t call it equal, but it can be an addiction. Sometimes you just want something nice in your life when your life is shit. Nearly everyone’s got ar least one thing. Sometimes it’s a sweet treat, sometimes it’s soda, sometimes it’s alcohol, etc. some are better to have than others.
whorgans t1_it2h8wf wrote
Reply to comment by -Cinnay- in TIFU by Taking My Wife’s Lunch Money by OkConcentrate723
USA. it’s been $1 for any size soda for years. But looks like some McDonald’s in the US are raising the price.
-Cinnay- t1_it2h3mf wrote
Reply to comment by whorgans in TIFU by Taking My Wife’s Lunch Money by OkConcentrate723
In what country is McDonalds soda that cheap? It's way more expensive where I live.
ZirePhiinix t1_it2h0cr wrote
Reply to TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
There are literally people who go around taking this stuff, so don't assume the regular trash took it...
Unfortunately, it is nearly impossible to get it back because you have no idea who might have took it. One possibility is if you have a picture, you can try putting up a huge poster and offer a reward.
DrSkyle t1_it2oo2p wrote
Reply to comment by stupeter in TIFU by putting too much Vicks Vapobath in my tub. by InevitableMap6470
You have all three ?