Surf-fishing t1_j66b1rs wrote on January 28, 2023 at 12:38 AM

I’m an old guy, so forgive me if this is completely unrelatable, but there’s an old TV show called ‘Branded’ that had a theme song that was soon rewritten by my second-grade peers as follows: STRANDED! Stranded on the toilet BOWL! What do you do when you’re stranded/and you need another rooolll/ (gently now, strings come in here) you wiiiipe with your hand/to prove you’re a man/STRANDED! (Bows and leaves)

TheSarcasmChasm t1_j668hbm wrote on January 28, 2023 at 12:19 AM

Reply to Tifu by buying my grandma a pizza. by Junior-Ranger6861

Put one pie face down on top of another and use a pizza cutter to slice like tea sandwiches. Or cut separately and stack. Easy peazy cotton squeezy

KodonaCupcake t1_j668cj4 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 12:18 AM

Reply to comment by Born4thJuly in TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didn’t look around first by norfolk82

Beautiful. Excellent. Poetic justice.

OriginalTeo t1_j668518 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 12:17 AM

Reply to TIFU by accidentally caling my female friend a pig by kebastian

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Call her or visit her to clear the misunderstanding

Fapple_ t1_j6681ml wrote on January 28, 2023 at 12:16 AM

Reply to comment by wildadragon in TIFU by accidentally caling my female friend a pig by kebastian

You did the right thing.

Thick_Information_33 t1_j667v0e wrote on January 28, 2023 at 12:15 AM

Reply to Tifu by lying about having a driving license by Lolisaurus18

Well, lying about that and driving his car which is illegal and in some countries it can get him in trouble as well, is a big fuck up. OP, stop breaking the law out of embarrassment. If you know how to drive then sign up and get the damn license.

Now go and start the long journey of regaining his trust.

[deleted] t1_j667swb wrote on January 28, 2023 at 12:14 AM

Reply to comment by gonzoes in TIFU My fiance[38m] posting on reddit and getting destroyed made me [28f] realize I’ve been with a psychopath by marriedtoapsychopath

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i_swear_too_muchffs t1_j667of5 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 12:13 AM

Reply to TIFU by accidentally caling my female friend a pig by kebastian

As I read this I said to myself, I wonder if it was my friend Jaspal, aka pinky

ihaveaquesttoattend t1_j667mkb wrote on January 28, 2023 at 12:13 AM

Reply to comment by TuckerCarlsonsOhface in Tifu by buying my grandma a pizza. by Junior-Ranger6861

Idk i feel like a sandwich should have at least two pieces of bread

Edit: i forgot about open face sandwiches

Everything is a sandwich

TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_j667hlb wrote on January 28, 2023 at 12:12 AM

Reply to comment by ihaveaquesttoattend in Tifu by buying my grandma a pizza. by Junior-Ranger6861

TIL a calzone is a sandwich

Eig8t86 t1_j667grj wrote on January 28, 2023 at 12:12 AM

Reply to Tifu by lying about having a driving license by Lolisaurus18

Ok sit him down and sincerely apologize to him for the drivers license. Tell him that you want to make it up to him and ask him to help you get your driver's license. And go with him to get your driver's license. Then tell him deliberate lies as punishment for being a weak man. Like I loaded the dishwasher when all the dishes are in the sink.