Good ol' puke n rally

Vomit and keep partying dude 😎

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If your near the shower, wash your ass and wet the floor NBD. If you are only in a bathroom you shit what you can and hold clothes below ur ass as you waddle to the closest shower and do the same. godspeed

Sounds like you guys still couldn’t find the “G” lmao

Well now she can go be a rockstar with colleagues that won't throw her under the bus when the company comes sniffing for reasons to fire her because they can't use her health as an excuse. And you.... well you get life experience. What you learn from this is up to you. If you have a good manager, and you want to keep that manager, don't complain about them to higher ups, especially not if prompted.

It is a good sign that you were able to vomit it out. I hope your discomfort eases soon

its wild the things people will do with the scams / identity theft / robbing stores in broad daylight.. all instead of just trying to actually get a job

Why ahahaha

The hardest part is figuring out what does and doesn't mean no.

I am doing my best to learn.

Got any tips?

I understand my mistake in hindsight now. Sock are definitely a more sensitive topic than i thought

am doing my best to learn from this

I'll do my best

Omg I know! Their chocolate custard gives me life. I put heath and cookie dough in it and I feel like a child every time

I installed the tushy butt washy thing. I still use tp for drying but when I forget to restock I just put on my underwear and switch to a new pair after it absorbs all the water

I mean, when you're over exaggerating the situation you're in it loses its funny value. If you weren't home and say at an airport or something of the like, then it would definitely be a TIFU and an actual moment where you DEFINITELY fucked up. This is a minor inconvenience that most of us have already been through.

No just super bad vision and lost his hearing in an accident as a kid 🤣

If that's your idea of helping, you're the one who needs help lmao

Lot of hate in these comments but a lot of people grow fast in corporate structure by being a sociopath. Sociopaths are incredibly good at making you think they're trying to help you before using you as a shield to do something they were going to anyway.

Her boss knew this was long covid issues. Didn't care. Wanted any excuse and probably asked leading questions till they got the answers they wanted.

My bosses boss kept asking me "right but I'm not ending this call till you give me stone improvement areas. Like if she knew more about xyz she'd be better equipped right?" Sure more knowledge will always make you better. He's definitely putting down that feedback as mine if I even hint at being agreeable. He was also putting that down no matter what and got where he did by shifting blame.

You’re a shit person and you had it coming

It's definitely not a wise decision to drive without a license. That said, he didn't trust you even before you did that and thought you would cheat on him. Do you really want to invest your love and care into someone who is untrusting as a default?

Sound like a child.

Shower?

I find it hard to believe how cold the OP is. The way he describes discarding his great boss is so very cold, without feeling.

OP, I would recommend moving this post from TIFU to IFU ...

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