One of these days when she’s gone you won’t think this is an FU at all. What a great memory!

You've just found out why your previous boss wasn't doing such a good job. She had a crap boss and now you have that crap boss.

Your old boss probably knew what was happening, she possibly doesn't even hold malice towards you. She's hopefully plotting to get back at your current boss (her ex boss).

Start looking for a new job. This place isn't for you. Let it fall without you there. Your current boss can only hide it for long and you'll be much better off not being there when it all implodes.

> one of those things that are for the younger generation

What? Pizza has existed for centuries. What were the toppings, avocado toast and Tide pods?

It’s Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain

This. There's no good way to find out your kid is sexually active, but if anything, she did it about as right as possible.

Which is to say, embarrass the hell out of you and remind you why not to plan to have sex while she's home. ; )

Interesting. I dabbled quite a bit myself (and about 20 years ago, when there was always some crazy new research chemical like 2ce to try, as well as the standards like acid and mushrooms), but most people I know who had weed turn on them weren’t into many other drugs. They did have actual mental health issues however, and I always attributed it to that. To be fair though I lost touch with many of the people I used to trip with so perhaps that’s more common than I realize.

> legs started to go numb which is my usual sign that it’s time to get off the pot

I thought an empty asshole is the sign to get off the pot

In your defense, Culver’s is the best

He doesn’t know about it, he was too focused on masturbating in his bed next to yours at the same time.

But if those directors are going around asking…

He attributes it to doing psychedelics in college. It might’ve crossed some wires in his brain that make weed terrible.

Ahh, ok I can kinda understand that then. I used to partake heavily before I had a kid. I’ve known people for years that used to be able to smoke, and all of a sudden it turns into a miserable, anxiety-provoking experience that isn’t worth it anymore. But they often have a hard time giving up the social aspect of smoking.

Wait your at home? My guy just hop in the shower

What kind of person can’t share a single square?

Living alone and fearing a scenario like this is what made me invest in a really nice bidet. No toilet paper, no problem. Just pressure wash your butt, let the fan air dry you, and boom no getting stuck.

He re-attempts it at small doses here and there to try and enjoy it. That’s his reasoning anyway. He wants to enjoy the high like normal people do.

He might have been referring to how your bf prob shouldn’t have hit someone’s weed pen if he knows thc makes him freak out. I mean….. why do that?

karma

It was either gonna shoot out of your mouth or out of your ass...I think you gent the better one

I’ve been married over 30 years. Way back before that, I read that it was healthy to be able to laugh and joke about any nonsense that happened during sex….because some WOULD happen. The advice was sound!!!

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Why not stick your butt in the shower and rinse the poo off?

In what ways did you think her supervisor was going to "make it better." Would he have put her in the same stressful position you are in now? I mean come on. Take some time to think. You didn't care at all about the consequences.

Them socks are toast, underwear if not. That’s just me tho

It's not just socks. If somebody says no about something that is rightfully their own decision, drop it. People have private reasons for all sorts of decisions they make for themselves. I'm glad you learned this about socks. Hopefully you'll take it as a broader life lesson as well. We are going make mistakes in life. That is a given. It is up to us to grow as much as we possibly can from it. I trust that ypu can and will.