Recent comments in /f/tifu
Lord_Jefe t1_j66y1l8 wrote
Reply to comment by TheDolff in TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didn’t look around first by norfolk82
He doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells 😂🤣😂🥲
Zephyrantes t1_j66xs8l wrote
If your friend is willing to break contact because of a little 'oinky' comment, then she is soft >!, tender, and delicious. Sorry not sorry!<
Longjumping_Bed2907 t1_j66xnzk wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking coffee that's been expired for 2 months (vomit mentions, sorry) by [deleted]
Sound like the filter probably had mold ?
WPBDoc t1_j66xewt wrote
What is all this discussion about using your hands?!?!?!?! Never have I ever considered such a thing!
NeedsWit t1_j66woih wrote
Reply to TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
TLDR; "I went behind my boss' back, badmouther her to her superior and got her fired. Now that she's no longer protecting I'm the next in the line of fire."
Looks like you get what you deserve.
CloneTroopah t1_j66wjr4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
I guess you took beating his meat a little too literally.
[deleted] t1_j66wf02 wrote
Reply to TIFU by wearing nude panties to bed by Affectionatecello
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Revolutionary-Band96 t1_j66vsy1 wrote
Reply to comment by BonesIIX in TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didn’t look around first by norfolk82
Do you have a cat?
kimmiinoz t1_j66uww8 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
That’s when you should have said to her ‘I know you’re struggling, what can I do to help us keep on top of things until you’re back up to speed?’
The minutiae of admin stuff can be tedious when you’re ill, so helping instead of bitching to her boss would have gone far. Stepping up with a great boss will only help your career, instead of losing it.
KaRue3 t1_j66upzj wrote
He sounds abusive and you careless.
Conwaydawg t1_j66uh4y wrote
EmphasisFinal t1_j66u4iq wrote
If she's 34 and blocks you over a typo, you dodged a bullet mate, consider yourself lucky.
[deleted] OP t1_j66u2z3 wrote
DifficultyStrong1174 t1_j66u17j wrote
Reply to comment by KenMcBreezy in TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didn’t look around first by norfolk82
2 minutes , in n out
EmphasisFinal t1_j66sm9b wrote
Reply to comment by NorthImpossible8906 in Tifu by buying my grandma a pizza. by Junior-Ranger6861
Step 1) go to dominos.com
Step 2) order a pan pizza with ranch sauce, extra cheese, pineapple, and bacon...Heck add chicken to it if you really feel like splurging!
Step 3) accept that I was right, pineapple definitely belongs on a pizza
Step 4) come back here and apologize to the rest of us for being such a pizza snob
Pabloescobear79 t1_j66siyp wrote
Reply to TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
🤣🤣🤣 literally tried to fist the guys penis..thats some traumatic shit...and a new r/sub is born!
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Reply to TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
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Extension_Ad4537 t1_j66r5fz wrote
Reply to comment by Lolisaurus18 in Tifu by lying about having a driving license by Lolisaurus18
Because it’s the mature and responsible thing to do
cosmernaut420 t1_j66r31f wrote
Reply to TIFU by wearing nude panties to bed by Affectionatecello
Homey thinking that hymen came back in force lol.
KenMcBreezy t1_j66pm2j wrote
Reply to comment by DifficultyStrong1174 in TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didn’t look around first by norfolk82
... you... don't?
Rub-it t1_j66pgn2 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
How tf do you help by telling on someone to their boss? What exactly did you want him to do, force her back to work? You knew exactly what you were doing and I have dealt with evil people like you at work
DrC8H10N4O2 t1_j66p763 wrote
Your mom is actually pretty awesome because of that
Rub-it t1_j66p72t wrote
Reply to comment by FateEntity in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
A toddler
miket417 t1_j66obvf wrote
You have to use socks or your underwear. Pro tip.
darthurphoto t1_j66yeoz wrote
Reply to TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didn’t look around first by norfolk82
I would always prefer the waddle over the hand wipe.