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I definitely relate to her. From one inexperienced gal to the next… If you’ve never seen a penis, it’s certainly a culture shock! Lmao.

It’s good to hear that you were patient with her. The embarrassment is strong, so having someone nice to guide you definitely helps.

If you say so.

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When I was younger I was also with an inexperienced girl. The first time she saw my fully erect penis, she just kind of stared at it with eyes wide and her mouth half open and didn't say anything.

Finally, I said "Do you want to touch it?" She nodded. I said "Ok... Go ahead."

She reached out and grabbed it at mid-shaft and.... Just held it. She said "Wow.... I didn't know it could get so big and hard." and I said "Well.... now you know." But still, she just kept holding it, didn't move her hand.

I asked her "Do you know what a handjob is?" She said "Yeah, I've heard of it." So I said "Do you want to try giving me one?" to which she said "Ok... I can try."

Then she squeezed my penis harder, then relaxed her grip, then squeezed it again, then relaxed. I thought this was some sort of foreplay, but she kept doing it, treating my penis like some kind of stress ball. It felt.... Interesting, but not especially good.

This went on for awhile before I finally asked "Uh.... What are you doing?" She said "I thought you wanted a handjob? Isn't... Isn't this right? What am I supposed to be doing?" I stared at her for a second then gave a short laugh and said "No... That's not quite right." She finally admitted she had never seen a penis before and didn't know what a handjob was. I showed her the way.

She was also shocked when I came, thinking she had hurt me, but I had to explain to her while I was still actively cumming that I was fine and this was normal. I guess she still thought I was in pain because of the face expressions I was making and how I was gasping and not talking normally while telling her I was fine. She'd also let go of my penis and was looking at it horrified as it was jerking around while shooting cum everywhere, like it was some kind of possessed demon.

We had some more fun times after that and always looked back and laughed about that first time.

Tl;Dr Inexperienced girl thought that a handjob meant treating my penis like a stress ball, and I had a ruined orgasm while girl was freaking out thinking I was in pain and a demon had possessed my penis.

Dude, your mom was still giving you baths at 10?

Why was she helping a 10 year old bathe? I feel like bathing assistance stops at like 7 or 8, max......

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Double double, animal style

Run over to the next stall or start using paper towels.

We've all looked back in our past and see some bad, and sometimes utterly horrifying things we've done.

First kiss at fifteen, but I’d been in brief relationships since middle school lol. Didn’t super explain the timeline well, but the moral of the story is that I wasn’t experienced, was hesitant towards intimacy, and took my time getting to a place of confidence sexually. Hope that clears up my timeline a bit.

and soup is not a sandwich.

Smoothies are just cold fruit soups

"Her life is just beginning" might be going a bit overboard LOL but happy for you and your gran

not everything is a sandwich.

some things are smoothies.

> I actually had my first kiss when I was fifteen, and that was the extent of my sexual experimentation. It took years for me to get the courage to touch a man over his jeans, let alone below the belt.

>When I was sixteen, I had my first real boyfriend. Like teenagers do, we’d get a little handsy, and I let him guide me with intimacy. He was my only source of info for what guys liked, so when he instructed me how to give a handjob, I believed him.

First kiss as 15

Took me years to touch a guy below the belt

1 year later giving hand fist jobs

Checks math......

I'm surprised no one has said anything but wow...that man is abusive af. Sure you fucked up and it was real shity to drive his car with no license. But all that aside, you let him talk to you like that? He sounds like he gaslights you so hard. I hope you can reflect and really take a good look at your relationship. Apologize for the license thing and then run.

Bruh, use your underwear, toss them, get new ones, get the kids, shower after. Not too difficult.

You must be fun at parties.

I mean I typo all the time. O and P are very close to each other on the keyboard. That's perfectly reasonable.

Also I will have to learn the difference between encouraging someone and pressuring them.

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any ideas?

I have made it my goal to learn as much as i can

At least you seem ashamed. Only good thing out of this ordeal.

> a pizza snob

well, if it is on a domino's piece of cardboard with ketchup, then I suppose some pineapple would improve it.