Recent comments in /f/tifu
Booskop89 t1_j67ke2l wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by posting a naked picture of my brother on fb when i was 12. by [deleted]
No, you didn't. You made a mistake, realized it and corrected it.
How long ago was it when you were twelve though, last year?
FriendsAreNotFood t1_j67kau6 wrote
Reply to comment by Sufficient-Ad451 in TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didn’t look around first by norfolk82
divide the ply
crosberries t1_j67jvov wrote
Reply to TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
Your boss helped you out, but when she needed YOUR help (to just treat her decently!), you immediately fucked her over. You're a terrible person. You cared more about your piss ass job than an actual human being who was attempting to recover from an illness that has killed millions.
Look in the mirror and question your humanity. Is this the person you want to be? If I looked in the mirror and saw you, I'd be ashamed.
yolkmaster69 t1_j67jtzj wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
If you wanted to help, you should’ve asked your now fired boss what you could do to help instead of complaining about it.
thekrismew OP t1_j67jtyd wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by eating the wrong burger. by thekrismew
If overdosing on Pepto was an option, I'd be dead by now
[deleted] t1_j67jqz1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating the wrong burger. by thekrismew
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Arctarius t1_j67jgaj wrote
Reply to comment by CloneTroopah in TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
She kneaded some dick
TouchMehBewts t1_j67jf0q wrote
Reply to TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
Did you get handjob lessons from Gail the snail?
chaos021 t1_j67j7ic wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
You're a real POS. Even at this point, you're still just concerned with yourself. "It wasn't my fault", "I didn't mean..." No one gives a shit. Her bills don't give a shit what you meant either. Enjoy your karma, leech.
NANIITSMrPaNda t1_j67iz93 wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I was starring in Psycho by Uchidachi
Shame on you
chaos021 t1_j67iz2i wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
I don't understand how you've been there 10 years, get propped up and promoted and are still fairly useless. Maybe they fired her because of you? If you're incapable of doing something that is your job without explicit guidance, then your termination is most likely appropriate. No one has time for hand-holding in the real world, and the ones who take the time to do so should be regarded as saints. You, however, decided to spit in her face and shit on her name when the opportunity presented itself.
NANIITSMrPaNda t1_j67iyre wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I was starring in Psycho by Uchidachi
You traumatized that poor little kitty
deahamlet t1_j67iwa0 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
Hahahaha
Had someone like you on an improvement plan. Man was "senior X position" (don't want to reveal too much) but was incapable of managing his workload, achieve goals, or plan a path for a project. However his "senior" job description included all those expectations and that's why his position was many many thousands more than a regular position. He could only do stuff if you told him A, B, C. Which even someone not in his specialty could do, let alone juniors.
Yes, the improvement plan led to him being let go. With plenty of cause.
Improve yourself, sounds like you've been skating by.
RosleneV t1_j67istu wrote
Clench those ass cheeks, pull those pants up a bit, and go on your way to venture out for toilet paper around the house.
[deleted] t1_j67ipv3 wrote
Reply to Tifu by buying my grandma a pizza. by Junior-Ranger6861
Ufu
deahamlet t1_j67ihzf wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
But you didn't post a TIFU right away along the lines "omg, TIFU by asking for more help for our team and getting my boss fired instead". Oh no, you are here crying because you are getting your just rewards - getting fired. You didn't really care that she was fired until it became worse for you.
You were there 10 years and somehow were not very knowledgeable about expectations or your higher ups.
daveescaped t1_j67iexs wrote
Reply to TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
Who thinks it’s a good aides to vent to their boss? A leader appreciates solutions from others, not problems.
chaos021 t1_j67idry wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
She needed help too.
chaos021 t1_j67i8cp wrote
Reply to comment by Gary0aksGirth in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
Someone who's been working in the world for 10 years shouldn't need to be told such basic stuff. It's like OP has just been coddled forever. Now his face gets to meet the steamroller we call "corporate life".
chaos021 t1_j67hxkz wrote
Reply to comment by forvelcrobug in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
>Op is shit.
FTFY.
chaos021 t1_j67hopy wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
Oh really? Go ask her what you should do now. See how that goes.
[deleted] OP t1_j67hjn6 wrote
Reply to comment by geminiwave in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
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KRed75 t1_j67gl05 wrote
Reply to Tifu by buying my grandma a pizza. by Junior-Ranger6861
Here's the deal with picky eaters. She'll never like any pizza other than the pizza you bought her that one time.
thatnameistoolong t1_j67gk3g wrote
Reply to comment by Builder_Ornery in TIFU, by Dine and Dashing Montanas by Builder_Ornery
Well. I mean. Then the thing to do would have been to leave BEFORE you actually ate the food. If you’re pissed about having to wait two hours, then leave after an hour and a half. At that point you didn’t eat any food, you have nothing to pay for. Once you eat the food, you’ve accepted the GOODS, so you pay for it. “Refusing payment for poor service” would mean something like cutting out the servers tip, which actually IS pretty common. You’re talking about refusing payment for GOODS you accepted, which is just literally stealing.
RavenMarvel t1_j67l43g wrote
Reply to comment by JetsetCat in TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didn’t look around first by norfolk82
Burn. You can burn the germs all off. I'd use the hottest water in the world and get a nice fresh layer of skin. Don't try this at home guys it's a me problem. Lol