I’m going to be honest reading your post and your comments just piss me off. You should like a child that can’t get it together and is looking for some sympathy. You whine to your original boss all the time but the one time you can’t do it well you back stab? The fuck is wrong with you. Then you go to her boss thinking that will fix everything? Corporations are soul selling, they do not care about anyone but money, any 13 year old could tell you that and you. You my friend sold your soul for a small inconvenience. I hope it was worth it. I read your comments and you say how you are worried and how you hope she is okay but I think you don’t. You are just plain selfish. If you did care why didn’t you ask her yourself or better yet why when she looked like she didn’t have the energy that you just straight up ask her and let her vent. There are so many choices you could choose but what do you do. You choose to write about it on reddit and whine in the replies. That’s what I hate the fact is that you truly don’t care. The reason you are doing this is to punish yourself because you want to be punish as if that would fix what happened. Please grow up and actually think about what you do

Both would be vastly superiour to pineapple.

You got my upvote for the sweet note to your mom! Kids can be cruel. It’s so painful to feel distant from what other kids seem to just take for granted. Hang in there! Before you know it your school days will be behind you and you can do anything you want to. Don’t let the little people get you down!

Also, take those shoes back to the thrift store and get your money back!!!

thanks for the advice

Like it owed her money…

LPT: the loafers at Walmart are about the best bang for your buck you can get from shoes. They are like 8 dollars and look ok enough that I wore them to my last job, which was a fancy office job. Next best value is the brahma boots for 20.

As a guy, just steer clear of thrift store shoes. My wife has a ton of great thrift store shoe finds but every single time I have tried (when I could actually find something I liked in my size) there was something irreparably wrong with them.

Reason 5 million on why bidets are amazing. This comment brought to you be the bidet gang.

So what are you remembered by?

Na, it was a good joke and that owner can get bent

is his dick permanently soft after the motherfuckin tenderizing you gave it?

Use your underwear…

If you don’t want hemorrhoids it is.

Yeah, OP is a whiny baby

Why didn’t you help her (your female boss) after she was there for you? Sounds like you’re just a taker. You’ve been beat up enough I see on this post. However, you really do have some innate selfishness that you should speak with a therapist about. You should think more about how you can help others instead of how others can help you.

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Oh my goodness! That’s hilarious! Your poor kitty! Put you! I can just imagine the fear and anxiety when you ripped that curtain open.

Your sweet baby will forgive you son, but maybe make a kitty door to her litter room 😂

Pretty sure in OP's version it was Oinky and the Bacon

It’s equally strange that he let you continue without saying anything.

Yeah, it's not like he swapped the p for a w or something, literally the next the key over.

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The PIP is always your notice to get a new job. It's their way of covering their butts when the PIP period is over.

Update your Resume.

I like pineapple jalapeno pizza, but Domino's doesn't make pizza from what I've noticed. ☠️

Issa joke...sorta..😮‍💨

Me either lol

Half bath op said. Tough break. I'd use the cardboard 😭☠️

I'd use the cardboard roll. I came here to comment that. Lmao. Use it, waddle, toss the roll in a bag to throw away on the way to grab a fresh roll and waddle back 😭☠️