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Cute_Unit_3157 t1_j685xno wrote
Reply to TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
The question is how are YOU going to fix this? This may be one of the BIGGEST fuckups on here. A real fuck up. CONGRATS! You just won the sub.š
If YOUāRE going down, YOU better go down swinging! YOU own that shit, YOU go in there and explain to her boss, the one YOU were comfortable with, and YOU tell him exactly this! YOU tell him he was the sounding board she was, and that sheās the best boss YOUāVE had!
YOU take ownership in YOUR fuckup, and YOU bring YOUR coworkers in to rally for HER!
And YOU better give us an update.
flora_emma t1_j685xfq wrote
Reply to comment by Sufficient-Ad451 in TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didnāt look around first by norfolk82
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
TheFakeG t1_j685xa5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
Im glad you were told before you told someone to do similar to you.
SpecialpOps t1_j685ul7 wrote
Reply to comment by SpecialpOps in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
I didnāt put this here to make you somehow feel better about what you did. I put this here because you clearly couldnāt see that you were being used.
AsparagusFlex t1_j685r6m wrote
Reply to comment by thekrismew in TIFU by eating the wrong burger. by thekrismew
If you have black poop in the morning donāt freak out. Pepto does that. If you have black poop a few days later then maybe call the doctor
ditchinzimbabwe t1_j685kaa wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
This is an instance where a comma is critically necessary.
SpecialpOps t1_j685jwo wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
r/momforaminute
SpecialpOps t1_j6858b2 wrote
Reply to comment by xhyzBOSS in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
None, soon.
[deleted] OP t1_j6853qd wrote
Reply to comment by SpecialpOps in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
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laz111 t1_j6852oo wrote
Foot problems suck. I know others have said this, but you can make an Amazon wish list and stay anonymous. Best of luck.
SpecialpOps t1_j6851i6 wrote
Reply to comment by Equal_Plenty3353 in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
More like a psychic vampire or a leach. Gotta glom onto the boss and gaslight her then lash out when the energy source is gone.
ALL of my coworkers had each otherās backs when a few of us had long-haul covid. OP really did the dirty here.
Ahllhellnaw t1_j684wnc wrote
Reply to comment by sallesjuli in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
Unfortunately the workforce is JAMPACKED with people just like that. Sounds like 80% of the people I've ever had to work with.
extrathiccink t1_j684u5w wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to delete my nudes by ThrowAwayNudes8
Username checks out
[deleted] t1_j684njx wrote
Reply to TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
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SpecialpOps t1_j684kby wrote
Reply to TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
Your former boss probably did a lot of things that got her on her bossā radar. They looked to you to confirm what they were suspecting.
Sideways-Pumpkin t1_j684gl3 wrote
Reply to comment by mama-toast in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
Yes please. I hope he makes an Amazon wishlist.
summidee t1_j684doc wrote
āI canāt wipe my own arse better post itā fuck, Iām done. Good luck to your off spring if you canāt even work that out
Earthguy69 t1_j684d05 wrote
Reply to TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
> men donāt like it when you punch their penis.
Untrue. /r/ballbusting
summidee t1_j684an7 wrote
Have a quick shower. Fuck, do you have to ask reddit how to literally clean your arse? You could have done it by the time you posted.
The human race is doomed by people like you.
4tonnecat t1_j6846rv wrote
Let me buy you some real Nikes?
Itās not about fitting in. Itās about you feeling worthy. Itās about you being able to walk with confidence and be who you want to be.
It really hits home for me. I grew up in an abusive household where my parents just refused to buy me clothingā¦. Luckily my school had a uniform so no one knew I only had a couple of raggedy things, hand me (quite a few times)downs.
But then I got a scholarship to a nice school and alas no uniform and I only had my old uniform shoes which had holes and Iād had to super glue the sole back on.
I was walking an hour each way for school, showing up with frozen feet and soggy shoes which would leave a puddle as I walked.
I remember a girl asking me why I donāt have other shoes and why I donāt wear a coat when itās snowingā¦It was heartbreakingly embarrassing.
OP- I know the feeling, I hate the idea of you having to go through this the way I did.
PM me⦠would love to do get you shoes.
motivateddoug t1_j683tjx wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
Here's a life lesson. You don't vent up, you vent down
[deleted] OP t1_j683ti0 wrote
Reply to comment by zweet_zen in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
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motivateddoug t1_j683qde wrote
Reply to comment by Equal_Plenty3353 in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
BINGO
zweet_zen t1_j683ody wrote
Reply to TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
Don't worry your ex boss will be fine. From your original comments on her means she is a good boss. You on the other hand deserve what you get, and have proven that you are not a good employee or person and will have a much harder time in your next job. Hope you learned a lesson, doubtful...
DelicatePeanutSalad t1_j686d2s wrote
Reply to comment by 4tonnecat in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
Did OP reach out to you?