Recent comments in /f/tifu
Rakalope-88 t1_j68c40v wrote
Reply to comment by ShoesRWeird in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
Don't take criticism from people you wouldn't take advice from.
Fuck those people dude. Tell your mum about your shoes too, you can't go around with painful feet.
caceman t1_j68c34i wrote
Reply to comment by HaCo111 in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
I just donated a lightly used pair of steel toed Timberland work boots to goodwill. Hope someone puts them to good use
[deleted] OP t1_j68bm45 wrote
Reply to comment by EmphasisFinal in TIFU by drinking too much and presumably made a fool of myself at works party but can’t remember. by [deleted]
I’m not working today luckily. I’m so embarrassed
InfiniteCalendar1 t1_j68bjsk wrote
Reply to TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
The way he was too shocked to even correct you 💀
Toledojoe t1_j68beia wrote
Reply to comment by Beautifulblueocean in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
I'm in. Tag me
Big-Graysie-II t1_j68bbix wrote
Reply to comment by EmphasisFinal in TIFU by looking at a test of a snake in a toilet while on the toilet by [deleted]
🤣
GabrielBFranco t1_j68b1g7 wrote
I hate that I'm so jaded, but am I wrong in thinking this post is a scam? The account is only 1 day old.
EmphasisFinal t1_j68asal wrote
What a stupid fucking post. God I feel dumber just reading this
EmphasisFinal t1_j68apvz wrote
Reply to comment by ThurBiPoliBur in TIFU by looking at a test of a snake in a toilet while on the toilet by [deleted]
Bro, your story sucks. Please just delete it
kw661 t1_j68a5fq wrote
Reply to comment by Beautifulblueocean in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
Yup!
witchnyc8537 t1_j68a0nh wrote
It’s so not normal for a parent to bathe their adolescent kid.
I had a relative try it and I (a very compliant non confrontational “good” girl) flipped my shit until they backed off. Nope nope and more nope.
I get why you have boundary issues and you didn’t understand you were violating something big. Look at how your family works.
EmphasisFinal t1_j689xnj wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking too much and presumably made a fool of myself at works party but can’t remember. by [deleted]
This happened to me at last year's Christmas party, luckily my boss rented me a hotel room as I was way to drunk to drive.
The thing I get tho most shit for tho is when I woke up the next morning, I had to go to work, so I walked 3 miles from the hotel to where my work van was at 6 am with the worst hangover I ever had.
Sideways-Pumpkin t1_j689qgu wrote
Reply to comment by Lolisaurus18 in Tifu by lying about having a driving license by Lolisaurus18
Fun fact op, one day you will get pulled over and you can go to jail.
Katethechemist t1_j689ozg wrote
Reply to comment by Beautifulblueocean in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
I'm in for $20. Let's get some new shoes!
anothersip t1_j689obj wrote
Reply to comment by WHOISTIRED in TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didn’t look around first by norfolk82
Jesus, lighten up. I thought it was funny. Same thing happened to me like, 2 days ago. Poop stories are funny, inherently. It's embarrassing. I just keep like 6 extra rolls in my vanity cabinet, so at most I only have to stand for like 10 seconds if I reach over to an empty roll.
TheyCallMeGilly t1_j689l73 wrote
If you really love this guy, you should probably just leave. He really needs to learn some emotional intelligence, if he’s letting his prior relationships dictate his entire life and romantic life moving forward he should go to therapy.
aumericanbaby t1_j689g8k wrote
Reply to comment by Beautifulblueocean in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
I’m in
witchnyc8537 t1_j689e7j wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by posting a naked picture of my brother on fb when i was 12. by [deleted]
Sorta disagree.
OP did FU bad. That picture is forever online and vulnerable and as others have pointed out there’s weirdness to the mom even doing that.
I get you’re saying OP was just a kid who didn’t get all consequences so some forgiveness but hoooooo.
No_Analyst3313 t1_j6898ag wrote
Do you have Paypal? I would love to support you!
CFella t1_j6890w3 wrote
Reply to comment by Zarerion in TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
At 16 you're not allowed to watch porn (legally), but somehow it's too late for OP
[deleted] OP t1_j688q4v wrote
Reply to comment by Beautifulblueocean in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
I'll throw $10 but only got Paypal.
Atampy26 t1_j688pz9 wrote
Reply to comment by Extension_Ad4537 in Tifu by lying about having a driving license by Lolisaurus18
>tell him deliberate lies as punishment for being a weak man
is the mature and responsible thing to do?
TheFlyingAlamo t1_j688off wrote
Reply to comment by Beautifulblueocean in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
Cashapp or PayPal.
Let's get 2 pair. I'd go in for 10.
Slow-Talk-400 t1_j688kio wrote
Reply to comment by Capable-Site-301 in TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
Shooting cum everywhere like a possessed demon! 💀💀😂😂
billyboxspring t1_j68c529 wrote
Reply to comment by GabrielBFranco in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
Sad but I don't believe much anymore either