Recent comments in /f/tifu
Eldautor OP t1_j68fdko wrote
Reply to comment by _Dusty_Mustard_ in TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
Pretty sure his mind skipped fight or flight and went straight to freeze.
BlakeDSnake t1_j68f9q7 wrote
Reply to comment by ShoesRWeird in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
Fuck those shallow superficial turds. I never had brand name stuff growing up because my parents were too thrifty to buy ‘em.
40 years on, I am doing better financially than 80% of those high school turds. I went to a reunion last year and wore nonbrand shit the whole weekend. I had a great time and we all laughed at what jerks we (they) were about how important it was to wear “THE” right clothes.
Colton_Omega t1_j68f57e wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I was starring in Psycho by Uchidachi
Cats are the end of privacy and feed on your fears lmao. I used to be afraid of something grabbing my feet from under the bed, walking in on me in the shower, making a loud noise at night, attacking me in my sleep etc…. Cats have made me numb to all of it now. Honestly someone could break into my house and I would not be phased until I open the curtain because I’m conditioned that any strange presence is just the damn cat 💀
paleoderek t1_j68ey5o wrote
Reply to comment by Booskop89 in TIFUpdate 2.0 by sending my boss and coworkers multiple dick pics by HelpMePlz52
I’m afraid to ask!
Alarmed_Response2410 t1_j68exo5 wrote
Very big hearted people in the world. ❤️
ellilaamamaalille t1_j68ersq wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking too much and presumably made a fool of myself at works party but can’t remember. by [deleted]
Hey, welcome to our club.😉
NavigatorAbator t1_j68enos wrote
Reply to comment by Beautifulblueocean in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
I'm in too!
SunflowerIndra t1_j68eh5m wrote
Actually everyone helping out here made me question the sub.
OP, you didn’t fuck up. And I am so happy to see that there is still faith in humanity left. I hope that all those kinds words and actions reach you. Stay strong!
Eldautor OP t1_j68ef4a wrote
Reply to comment by Zarerion in TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
You’re totally right. My explanation contained a lot of insecurity because of high-school pressure, so while I felt behind, I was on a level playing field with most teens exploring their sexuality. My bad lol
nah2daysun t1_j68e8f7 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
I still have tears rolling 5 min later. OP, you may not have much money, and cruel people may be insensitive toward you in your town, but you have something far greater that money can't buy... Integrity, a beautiful heart, and a mom who is doing her best for you, loves you, and has certainly raised a kind gentleman.
notyouravgbelle t1_j68e41t wrote
Reply to comment by Beautifulblueocean in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
If there is enough money leftover, maybe momma could get herself a nice new pair of shoes too? Sounds like she could maybe use a boost in this time. I wish I had anything to give right now. I’m fresh off of a very extensive maternity leave due to medical issues, so we are in over our heads with bills to catch up with right now. :(
Deerkiller14 t1_j68dwch wrote
Reply to comment by 4tonnecat in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
notyouravgbelle t1_j68dsbe wrote
Well this just made me cry! You are such a sweet, kind and compassionate soul. Kids, especially teenagers, can be so mean. I grew up very similarly. My sister and I only had our single momma. She worked her butt off. We were always picked on for wearing Walmart clothes. I, to this day, remember this total crap of a kid coming up to me and commenting on my sneakers, asking why I didn’t wear adidas or Nike. I’m 34 years old now. That was in 6th grade.
What I can tell you, OP, is that your future is yours to completely succeed and be amazing. Sounds like you’re on the right track. Tell your momma- from mom to mom, she’s doing an amazing job. <3
nivek_c t1_j68desr wrote
Reply to comment by ShoesRWeird in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
Been there before, fuck em. Wait till you get out of there one day and meet some people from larger cities and realize "all those assholes back home are really just ignorant losers in the grand scheme of things"
[deleted] OP t1_j68d0ng wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by posting a naked picture of my brother on fb when i was 12. by [deleted]
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[deleted] OP t1_j68cvjw wrote
Reply to comment by 4tonnecat in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
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axolotl_is_angry t1_j68cu43 wrote
Reply to TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
kung pow penis
notaliberal2021 t1_j68ct3l wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by posting a naked picture of my brother on fb when i was 12. by [deleted]
Not bad. In fact, my brother did something just as bad, if not, worse to me when we were younger. Won't post it here in case he browses here. Family don't need to know my name here.
notaliberal2021 t1_j68cmn6 wrote
Reply to comment by notaliberal2021 in TIFU by posting a naked picture of my brother on fb when i was 12. by [deleted]
Terrible
notaliberal2021 t1_j68clq0 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by posting a naked picture of my brother on fb when i was 12. by [deleted]
No, especially being that age, not a terri le fuck up.
InfiniteCalendar1 t1_j68cfoy wrote
I’ve literally had this happen to me too 😭
False_Vanguard t1_j68cdur wrote
Reply to TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
First kiss at 15, that was the end of your sexual experimentation.
Next year you're giving hand jobs?
Representative-Ad754 t1_j68caxk wrote
Better than bed bugs
SilverPlatedLining t1_j68cacn wrote
Reply to comment by Beautifulblueocean in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
I’m in
cstmoore t1_j68feta wrote
Reply to comment by JaimeEtc in TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didn’t look around first by norfolk82
I go through life as an empty asshole.