Recent comments in /f/tifu
[deleted] OP t1_j68rihf wrote
boofboof123 t1_j68r6be wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking too much and presumably made a fool of myself at works party but can’t remember. by [deleted]
Updates please lmao
ShannonsParade t1_j68r3gm wrote
Reply to TIFU by going above and beyond for a civilian drug screening and showing too much skin. by [deleted]
It’s okay. One time I (f) had to do a pre-employment drug test at basically an urgent care facility. I got there and realized I also had to poop. I didn’t know if I was allowed to poop (they tell you to fill the cup to a certain line and then to not flush the toilet). I tried for so long to pee without pooping. Couldn’t do it, so I pulled back on my pants and opened the door. I literally asked the nurse (m) if I was allowed to poop. He said yes but reminded me not to flush. So I did. And walked out so embarrassed that this man had to look at my poop now.
Technical_Map4851 t1_j68qzu4 wrote
Reply to comment by texasslapshot in TIFU by sexting a stranger by wyldstalyn6
THIS
GolfSierraMike t1_j68qtwv wrote
Reply to comment by Avaocado_32 in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
Repairing shoes, especially ones made of cheap material , is not anywhere the same as repairing clothes.
There's a reason cobblers and tailors are separate professions.
cooliskie t1_j68q30w wrote
Alternatively you could wear gloves while cutting the peppers and then discard them, so there is nothing to worry about
Eig8t86 t1_j68pmm1 wrote
Reply to comment by Lolisaurus18 in Tifu by lying about having a driving license by Lolisaurus18
Keep doing you, you seem like someone that won't make any differences. Just seeing a red flag for abuse.
g0thboicl1que t1_j68pbxt wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I was starring in Psycho by Uchidachi
Patrick Bateman*
orthodoxparadigm t1_j68p05k wrote
Reply to TIFU by sexting a stranger by wyldstalyn6
Lol I am 31 and also had this happen before
Aquaticbadger t1_j68oq0j wrote
Do t apologise. You did nothing wrong.
chaos021 t1_j68ophf wrote
Reply to comment by Ahllhellnaw in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
Try supervising them. You'll understand really quick why managers keep their distance.
[deleted] OP t1_j68oov4 wrote
Reply to comment by Booskop89 in TIFU by posting a naked picture of my brother on fb when i was 12. by [deleted]
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disembowledoranges t1_j68oj15 wrote
Reply to comment by Uchidachi in TIFU by thinking I was starring in Psycho by Uchidachi
OH MY GOD THEY HAVE A WHITE MUSTACHE ONTOP OF THEIR ALREADY MARVELOUS SUIT
Uchidachi OP t1_j68of9l wrote
Reply to comment by disembowledoranges in TIFU by thinking I was starring in Psycho by Uchidachi
Squigglepig52 t1_j68nu1i wrote
Reply to comment by strawberrybannas in Tifu by lying about having a driving license by Lolisaurus18
"Sure, you lied, and ran the risk of getting charged for driving without a license, or having an accident that his insurance wouldn't cover, but him being upset about that was just so damn abusive!"
Dude was justified about being angry.
disembowledoranges t1_j68ns5v wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I was starring in Psycho by Uchidachi
the real crime here is you didn't pay the cat tax.
Squigglepig52 t1_j68n89z wrote
Reply to comment by MistaMugoo in TIFU by getting behind on storage unit payments and losing everything to auction by new-nomad
My parents ran a small storage business, and about half of their customers just... vanished. My parents actually held onto one guys stuff for 2 years before giving up and emptying his space.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j68muxz wrote
> even though we had a good ending, I still have this heavy guilt in my stomach
You should’ve given him a happy ending
freglegreg t1_j68miru wrote
Reply to TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
Anyone else noticing these posts have started to become overtly sexual and about the same length and structure, almost as if written by the same author? CGPT is that you
Ckinggaming5 t1_j68mhpa wrote
Reply to TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
im dying of second hand embarrassment and because im a guy
painfulletdown t1_j68mau5 wrote
Reply to comment by HaCo111 in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
Have worn many $100 athletic shoes and have the money to get any I want, but still go with the $15 ones from walmart. They last me for years and feel great with the caveat that I don't play sports anymore.
PICONEdeJIM t1_j68m5lq wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I was starring in Psycho by Uchidachi
How dare you scare that poor cat in its own house
ozaku7 t1_j68ly4z wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didn’t look around first by norfolk82
Now imagine sitting down without them resting on anything either. Double the bliss.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j68ln04 wrote
Reply to comment by Capable-Site-301 in TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
This is a sexy story, but I want to know how she reacted after you came and when your penis shrunk. Sis she think she killed it?
scsibusfault t1_j68rv7p wrote
Reply to comment by freglegreg in TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
... started to? Have you been asleep for the last 7 years? Lol. Tifu has been "today I sexed" forever.