Recent comments in /f/tifu
DestoryDerEchte t1_it3fzdf wrote
Reply to comment by ModeloTime_Ese in TIFU by breaking up with the woman I loved only to want her back by ModeloTime_Ese
Not really, thats the point. But, who am I to judge
AlleyCatStoner t1_it3fmdi wrote
Reply to comment by FlowLife69420 in TIFU by Taking My Wife’s Lunch Money by OkConcentrate723
Sounding like a real shithead in this one, not sure if that’s what you intended or anything..
pandemicblues t1_it3ei6d wrote
Try and find another job...not sure what you do, so not sure how realistic that is.
Create some real space to explore how you really feel about her. Meet some other women. Do you need her, or a person that fills a role in your life?
If you find your thoughts returning to her over and over, you might want to get in touch. See where she is at.
HistorianBig7040 t1_it3e2ye wrote
That is a very unfortunate event and I'm sorry your bits and things were burning but uhmm..
What was the shampoo called? I love those ingredients for my hair but have never seen them all in the same bottle 🤣
CuriousAstronaut3 t1_it3ccqt wrote
Reply to comment by Porbale in TIFU by crashing my car into a pole by Porbale
Well thats probably cheaper, but you do get to explain your story in court, if you wish. But no matter what the citation is, you did cause it. Also court will probably bill you for the damage to the pole, if its damaged. In our country this can be signed by a judge but without a visit to the court.
ssfailboat t1_it3c41n wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by putting too much Vicks Vapobath in my tub. by InevitableMap6470
How do I unread something?
DsWan3 t1_it3bhck wrote
Reply to comment by stripeyspacey in TIFU by putting too much Vicks Vapobath in my tub. by InevitableMap6470
Good god that should not exist…
Ok-disaster2022 t1_it3be3d wrote
Reply to comment by Melted_Leg_Juice in TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
Only if the new mattress is good. I got a new mattress recently and it was horrible. The only positive was I was so sore when I woke I I couldn't stay in bed anymore.
TrollOfTheViolin t1_it3bdnl wrote
Reply to comment by Lonzo58 in TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
Read the edit and don't be mean
jrin1 t1_it3ax44 wrote
Reply to TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
Probably call the trash company that picked it up would he my first step
hardolaf t1_it3avt6 wrote
Reply to comment by Squigglepig52 in TIFU by opting out of having a shower with my girl who’s on her 🩸… by Miser-Mike
> that he made the red water comment.
He never made the red water comment. He thought it but did not say it.
iridescentrae t1_it3aa57 wrote
Reply to comment by Mkaltac in TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
Google the trash service for your area and call them. It’s worth a shot.
tiredandstupid82 t1_it39vba wrote
I did that with menthol crystals. Threw half a small pot in the bath, and almost drowned when I went into shock. My wife had to take the plug out so I didn't, as I struggled to get out the bath. Took an hour for my body to calm down
dominus_aranearum t1_it38rhd wrote
Reply to comment by black_albedo in TIFU by installing a new water heater by black_albedo
Not sure where you are but here in the US, water heaters usually max out at 60°C (140°F) as that can already cause serious burns after a couple seconds. I'd be seriously suspect if your tankless is putting out the temps you claim. As for sanitizing dishes, your dishwasher will heat the already hot water to the necessary temps.
Your temp should be regulated at the heater, not the bidet.
Malumeze86 t1_it38mz6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
Wait, you put your old bed outside before getting a new one?
Why on Earth would you do such a thing?
Where were you planning on sleeping?
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_it387gg wrote
Reply to comment by Dude1stPriest in TIFU by putting too much Vicks Vapobath in my tub. by InevitableMap6470
No response, they dead.
Fancey_Fae t1_it37h8b wrote
Reply to comment by newaccount252 in TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
Well I didn't feel comfortable on the floor and I decided against the tub, I'm happy with the outcome of the birth
PussyStapler t1_it373gj wrote
It is possible to get acute poisoning from skin absorption of menthol, camphor, and eucalyptus oil, although I suspect you'd have to use a lot of it to have severe problems.
FlamingButterfly t1_it36djn wrote
Reply to comment by Setthegodofchaos in TIFU by putting too much Vicks Vapobath in my tub. by InevitableMap6470
Vicks makes the best lube
Mikeismycodename t1_it36cmp wrote
Reply to TIFU by Taking My Wife’s Lunch Money by OkConcentrate723
I’ve always eaten out regardless of financial situation. Always felt like the one thing I could justify and kinda afford. I’m really sorry about your situation. No financial advice from me about budgeting or buying food at the store etc. your life sounds very complicated and you are doing your best. I second and third the pursuit of disability. Be aggressive. It’s meant for people in your situation. We all (yourself included) contribute to those programs to help exactly this situation. We don’t want you homeless, hungry, hopeless. It may not seem like it but our programs are there to stop it from going too far. Best of luck.
Lonzo58 t1_it363nh wrote
Reply to TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
Let me translate...."great sentimental value" = fucked a lot on it.
TuliBean t1_it35qiq wrote
Never shit where you eat for future reference. This would not be nearly as hard if you didn't see her daily.
MLDAYshouldBeWriting t1_it35q9h wrote
You can't unring this bell but you can resolve to grow from this and approach future relationships with more maturity and kindness.
Sosa4313 t1_it35j2i wrote
Reply to comment by Spazmer in TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
Nah lol the girlfriend sounds to dumb to be a cat. Cats are excused for being as cute as they are 😂 I think it’s so weird how all of them have a thing for box springs I’ve had 2 different cats destroy 2 different box springs of mine already !!
EndlessLadyDelerium t1_it3g564 wrote
Reply to comment by GirlNamedTex in TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
Do people not have private areas to put items like rings in?
My fiancé probably doesn't go into my dressing table and a couple of other drawers without permission.
I don't rifle through the drawers by his PC. Sometimes he gets anxious because he thinks he's lost something he needs. So I ask if I can help him to search.