Dude, just take a shower 🤦‍♀️

Anyway, i'm not allowed back at the boxing gym.

Dude, I didn't say it would fix all their problems or even that I think they should do it. It's just a good skill for anyone to have, and it's a lot easier to learn with the internet around.

I didn’t see anyone cum until I was almost 18, which isn’t all that shocking considering the post lmao. But when I did, it was absolutely terrifying. I had to step of the room.

definitely beat them to it

The whole pants down, shirt up thing is insane. Using a 1st class is also such a waste of resources. I guess things must have been pretty bad if that was the case.

Maybe he purposefully taught you wrong? As a joke?

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What the hell was going on with that first guy?

Did they at least have someone from the medical staff watch? We had watchers, but they were usually rando junior petty officers who stood behind and had no view of our privates. I mean penis, not the Army. With NWUs being so baggy, I can see cheating being extremely easy.

We also held the cup above our head while walking for some reason. The cup has our info on it, so swapping it out with someone shouldn’t have been a concern.

Best option.

Cleanest outcome. Prefferred way of pooing whenever this is available.

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Jump in the shower right quick I hope was an option also

This. Also, I'll bet it's a lot easier to have the "I can't believe you missed my signals!" Conversation if that side ever happens, than it is to explain to the police why you thought the "no" wasn't real.

how do I apologize? how do I save my bacon?

Ok, this is the first time in my entire life that I have seen this and it makes SO much sense.

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Never said he wasn't justified, dude. Just a terrible take away everyone got from the story. She definitely royally fucked up and hes got every right to be beyond pissed so shut up. But from what I've heard from this story he's got an 80% chance of being abusive. From personal experience these are the things I've heard abusive men say.

I am totally picturing this and laughing out loud. I can just see your kitty scaredy jumping a foot into the air ... poor thing.

Something similar happened to me a few weeks ago. I was rinsing the shampoo out of my hair when I had the creepiest feeling that someone was watching me. We have owned our house for 24 years and I have never experienced anything like that. My husband had already left for work (he is a night worker) and my son was sleeping.

I had the wildest thought that I would get the soap rinsed out of my hair, open my eyes, turn my head, and see someone standing there with the shower curtain pulled back. I went through a million scenarios in a few seconds as to what I would do.

But when I opened my eyes, I saw nothing. I whipped back the curtain, but there was nobody there. It was so odd. I think I have been reading too many mystery / thriller books lately.

Yes, it does.

someone probably took them thinking they'd get a free car out of it lol

An arts boarding school. I think that answers the question haha

Damn. What high school did you go to where kids were sexually active that young?

That's cheap for charging with a new key. Some Airbnb will charge you a new lock and locksmith fee.

Honestly kinda blame the guy on this one. OP may have not watched porn to give her the direction, but guarantee he did, and if the dude ever masturbated should know what he was looking for. It’s awkward to say anything at that age, and being a teenage boy myself at one point I was just happy to have it touched. This could have been solved with some communication and now an awkward experience could have been a pleasant sexual memory you recall from time to time.