[removed]

And pants free.

Not observed, but the last time I had to take a test I got a little on the back of the toilet and I didn't wipe it up because my thought process was, "They're so picky about what you can and can't do in here maybe I'd better leave it? I don't have more piss to give if they take issue with it..."

The lady in charge immediately came and saw it and wiped it up and then I saw the sign saying, "Please wipe the toilet when you finish." Sorry lady.

AFAB without an explanation just made me realize how old I am.

Sorry you got locked out.

I need to go lie down.

Probably in a half bath.

This is why I have a sheer shower curtain.

This.

It is funny.

Poop stories are inherently funny.

Just because you were at home and not in public doesn’t make it not funny. Less of a FU? Yes. It’s much more easily resolved without the embarrassment of being in public, but it’s still funny.

I laughed. :)

Probably so you couldn't stash a clean vial on you and swap it out while they weren't looking.

If you planned it out beforehand you might be able to get a real pee cup and print your information on it before you came.

Maybe he was just messing with her when describing it?

the strangest bit is the previous boyfriend that explained her to do it like this?

[deleted]

[deleted]

One time I accidentally used the restroom out of habit before my drug screening. Had a great time standing at a 45 degree angle to the urinal with the guy watching nothing happen for a good couple minutes until he said I was good and to come back after hydrating.

[deleted]

You committed a felony. I’d say that’s bad.

You're supposed to treat it tenderly the first time, not tenderizingly.

That is a distinguished gentleman right there

[removed]

I had to do an observed test by the NCAA. Pants below the knees, shirt up, and an old man about a foot away, observing my urine leaving my dick. They're random up to 3 times per year, but only got selected once in 5 years.

Just get in the shower you psychopath

"Shes mashin it!"

A lesson in why you should always have one of these sitting around

https://preview.redd.it/i1hoqbj9cvea1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=27c69b9f08b0ed8e44b0aa33cbb012d71d77bcf5

Fisti-cock

This is terrible. Anyone who says that this isn’t that bad is trying to make you feel better. I get it was 7 years ago and you should move on and clearly you aren’t a terrible person now but damn. That’s sexual harassment. You probably traumatized this kid and he will never forget this. Not to mention could have given him some body issues or other mental health problems. Your actions have consequences, taking accountability is the only thing you can really do. But yeah no that broke my heart I can’t believe people would treat their siblings this way at all.

It makes a heavier, thicker sandwich in my experience. Pairs well with noticable flavors and textures - goat cheese I think works well, traditional BLT can work well, avocado. But the pizza bread can turn out pretty thick, so make sure you have enough filling inside to balance that out.