Lol I thought you just had to squeeze it rhythmically

Honestly you were lucky that the punishment wasn't more stringent imo a guy at my uni got expelled for setting off fireworks on a street

It’s “trou,” baby. For “trousers.” 🤣

Wow that’s a lot to unfold

And especially don't do lots of drugs, with nobody around to make sure you don't take even more drugs when you lose your mind

This is basically exactly what I thought when I got back to my dorm room from the hospital. What the fuck just happened? I mean, it was wild and sort of awesome, but what the fuck

I wish I could remember. All I can tell you is that I was screaming "PUSH PULL PUSH PULL 101010101010" - It sort of felt like the universe was based on the idea of constant push and pull. A self perpetuating cycle of corrections. Too far left and it steers right, then too far right and it steers left. Of course, it was probably all nonsense, but who knows, maybe not.

Honestly what the fuck did I just read

Hilarious

But what the fuck

Idk boy sounds like he never trusted her in the first place. Accusing someone of cheating constantly is a relationship ruiner. I think they both could do better.

if you dont mind me asking, what kind of surgery was it that required you to catheter yourself for a full year? howd it feel to pee on your own after the year was up?

Don't do drugs, kids.

So what are the universes secrets, and how do they work?

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Apologise by advising her to go to therapy and work on her sensitivity issues.

You'd think there were some other way to determine if a person was consuming drugs...

Oof, rough one

That’s trips for ya.

Our local pizza shop sells a "doagie" which is pizza crust on the bottom (round, whole pie, baked), then layers on all hoagie ingredients (meat, cheese, lettuce, mayo, tomato, etc), then puts another pizza shell (already baked) on top. It's cut into triangles like a traditional pizza. So basically, a hoagie but with pizza crust, in the size & shape as a whole pizza. It's pretty cool.

Now I'm imagining all these tough nut Navy men with their shirts above their bellybutton, each getting a finger poked into their belly making them do the Pillsbury "Hmhmmm!" laugh lol

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Shit if I was home alone and this happened I'd take a quick shower lol

I missed most of last wipe and the one before it, but 3 wipes ago I was like level 8 killed a scav on interchange and the batsard had one in his pocket... high point of my tarkov career. Also the only one I have ever found

I still drop trowel (edit: trou) when giving a urine sample

I feel like I read this word for word a few months ago and you took some creative liberties with the ending there a bit.

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