Recent comments in /f/tifu
Ancient_Klutz t1_j6ac9uw wrote
Reply to comment by Emergency-Nail-9921 in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
Honestly you were lucky that the punishment wasn't more stringent imo a guy at my uni got expelled for setting off fireworks on a street
TheRealSugarbat t1_j6ac7r7 wrote
Reply to comment by pewpew26 in TIFU by going above and beyond for a civilian drug screening and showing too much skin. by [deleted]
It’s “trou,” baby. For “trousers.” 🤣
smudgetimeusa t1_j6ac71j wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
Wow that’s a lot to unfold
Emergency-Nail-9921 OP t1_j6ac5se wrote
Reply to comment by SpiritTalker in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
And especially don't do lots of drugs, with nobody around to make sure you don't take even more drugs when you lose your mind
Emergency-Nail-9921 OP t1_j6abz3l wrote
Reply to comment by Ancient_Klutz in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
This is basically exactly what I thought when I got back to my dorm room from the hospital. What the fuck just happened? I mean, it was wild and sort of awesome, but what the fuck
Emergency-Nail-9921 OP t1_j6abria wrote
Reply to comment by columbo527 in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
I wish I could remember. All I can tell you is that I was screaming "PUSH PULL PUSH PULL 101010101010" - It sort of felt like the universe was based on the idea of constant push and pull. A self perpetuating cycle of corrections. Too far left and it steers right, then too far right and it steers left. Of course, it was probably all nonsense, but who knows, maybe not.
Ancient_Klutz t1_j6abjzs wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
Honestly what the fuck did I just read
Hilarious
But what the fuck
fuckyoufuckinsharks t1_j6abapp wrote
Reply to comment by Thick_Information_33 in Tifu by lying about having a driving license by Lolisaurus18
Idk boy sounds like he never trusted her in the first place. Accusing someone of cheating constantly is a relationship ruiner. I think they both could do better.
apple_jacks_better t1_j6ab630 wrote
Reply to comment by keithdawg23 in TIFU by going above and beyond for a civilian drug screening and showing too much skin. by [deleted]
if you dont mind me asking, what kind of surgery was it that required you to catheter yourself for a full year? howd it feel to pee on your own after the year was up?
SpiritTalker t1_j6ab2e4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
Don't do drugs, kids.
columbo527 t1_j6aaysg wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
So what are the universes secrets, and how do they work?
Psycho_Kronos t1_j6aaj0g wrote
Apologise by advising her to go to therapy and work on her sensitivity issues.
FragilousSpectunkery t1_j6a9pt6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by going above and beyond for a civilian drug screening and showing too much skin. by [deleted]
You'd think there were some other way to determine if a person was consuming drugs...
BOBfrkinSAGET t1_j6a9c07 wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
Oof, rough one
geefunken t1_j6a91k5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
That’s trips for ya.
SpiritTalker t1_j6a8wgl wrote
Reply to Tifu by buying my grandma a pizza. by Junior-Ranger6861
Our local pizza shop sells a "doagie" which is pizza crust on the bottom (round, whole pie, baked), then layers on all hoagie ingredients (meat, cheese, lettuce, mayo, tomato, etc), then puts another pizza shell (already baked) on top. It's cut into triangles like a traditional pizza. So basically, a hoagie but with pizza crust, in the size & shape as a whole pizza. It's pretty cool.
zombiep00 t1_j6a8mfv wrote
Reply to comment by Ancient_Klutz in TIFU by going above and beyond for a civilian drug screening and showing too much skin. by [deleted]
Now I'm imagining all these tough nut Navy men with their shirts above their bellybutton, each getting a finger poked into their belly making them do the Pillsbury "Hmhmmm!" laugh lol
[deleted] OP t1_j6a7s7l wrote
Reply to comment by Ancient_Klutz in TIFU by going above and beyond for a civilian drug screening and showing too much skin. by [deleted]
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P0WD3RDT095TM9N t1_j6a7inc wrote
Shit if I was home alone and this happened I'd take a quick shower lol
Lankey_Craig t1_j6a66fu wrote
Reply to TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
I missed most of last wipe and the one before it, but 3 wipes ago I was like level 8 killed a scav on interchange and the batsard had one in his pocket... high point of my tarkov career. Also the only one I have ever found
pewpew26 t1_j6a5bdk wrote
Reply to TIFU by going above and beyond for a civilian drug screening and showing too much skin. by [deleted]
I still drop trowel (edit: trou) when giving a urine sample
DizzyGoBoom t1_j6a56sz wrote
Reply to TIFU by going above and beyond for a civilian drug screening and showing too much skin. by [deleted]
I feel like I read this word for word a few months ago and you took some creative liberties with the ending there a bit.
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Reply to comment by Eldautor in TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
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Brokella t1_j6achhm wrote
Reply to TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
Lol I thought you just had to squeeze it rhythmically