If you can be imprisoned for something you have done (public indecency) I think permanent expulsion is pretty justified tbh, plus the meds handcuffed him so they thought he was a danger to at least someone

This is why dmt is the way!! You will remember.....eventually

>When our kid was a newborn it was all me though. It was me changing the diapers and me feeding throughout the night and me trying to keep up on everything with the kid and everything else. I very clearly remember that but it’s been 7 years almost and it doesn’t matter now.

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>I didn’t mean it.

I can't see how both of these can be true. If you feel that way you did mean it, you just feel bad you said it.

Clearly you still hold some resentment about him not pulling his weight with the baby. Maybe the two of you can get some help and talk it out before it builds up and exploded again ?

This might be an unpopular opinion, but actually I think it's kind of fucked to even be expelled for 6 months over something like this... I mean, it's not like OP killed or injured anyone, deliberately exposed himself to a minor, etc. A month or two at most for disturbing public order would have done. Regarding fireworks, expulsion is more or less justified actually, because they can start a fire with potentially far more severe consequences.

What do you mean "make a mess"? It happened to me before, and trust me I don't leave a trail of poop behind me when I skidaddle to get some paper

This is the best thing I’ve ever read. I’m sorry you went ballistic on school grounds but it sounds like you were having a good time up until that point haha.

So you had a hot dick?

Oh my god, I didn't even consider it's the real version of the meme. Oh boy hahaha

The title sounds like the start of a horror movie...

Sir, this is a Wendy's...

Pre screening tests for Australian armed forces at least had a stall with a 2 way mirror on the wall you face.

Well, well, well, how do you know what’s in my pockets?! (Seriously, thank you. I had no idea it was “trou”🤣)

I've seen instructions videos on how to treat this, you have to get one of those massage table with a hole in it to start.

Update?

These TIFU fanfics weird me out a little

He’s just showing off how hard it is to lay a brick.

Could be. I was thinking more like everything in the universe is the ants locked in a battle of tug of war with itself which keeps the multiverse from falling out of existence

I went in for a costotransversectomy with a bilateral fusion. Was supposed to be in for only 3-5 days but because of complications was in for over 35 days. Was never able to prove malpractice but that’s definitely what it was. I went through literal hell while I was in hospital with foley caths and all types of stuff. Had my bladder almost explode because of incompetent nurses and just a bad time.

Oh it was a blast until I sobered up and the embarrassment of flashing dozens of stranger set in

What? This isn't a romantic interest. It's a friend. Do you stick your head in the sand when you have an argument with a friend? Do you even have any friends left?

Yeah definitely, they would've even lowered my suspension to 6 months if I told them who I got the drugs from but I'm no snitch lol. I'm guessing they wanted to leave the door open to me dumping more money into the school, it was a really expensive place and in retrospect they really only cared about making as much money as possible.

What i choose to take from this is: That there's a giant colony of ants located in the earths core locked in a perpetual battle of tug of war which is keeping the earth from falling out of orbit and crashing into the sun.

Sounds like loads of fun. Glad you’re ok though.

And the post was getting too long, I had to leave out the fact that I started recording when the universe started talking to me, so I had audio recordings of everything through the moment I got back from the hospital. The guy from the dorm across from me ended up going into my room to investigate and found an empty pill bottle and assumed I had run out of anti-psychotics or something.