Recent comments in /f/tifu

DidntMeanToLoadThat t1_it3yx3e wrote

Reply to comment by FlowLife69420 in TIFU by Taking My Wife’s Lunch Money by OkConcentrate723

&gt;his is poor budgeting through and through.<

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its not even that. just moronic. if moneys tight you shouldn't be buying anything from a takeout. go to the shop and cook your own food and make lunch. that should be basic knowledge.

honestly have little sympathy for OP. i don't know how distracted you can be to "forget" your money issues.

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reality is OP was selfish and wanted to treat themselves with no regards for the budget.

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boots311 t1_it3xzc5 wrote

Reply to comment by Ktulu789 in TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac

My whole family does hardwood flooring. My grandpa & I were tearing out song carpet & pad. Maybe one bedrooms worth. Not really worth paying how much the dump would charge you for a small load. We were working in, well not the best part of town. My grandpa says let's roll it up & put a free sign on it out front, see if someone takes it. Sure as shit the next day that old, nasty carpet was gone. Pad too

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FlourFlavored t1_it3xsxk wrote

Reply to comment by razac6688 in TIFU by installing a new water heater by black_albedo

Totally. Scene starts off with him having some gas station sushi that he eats in the car. You see him get the stomach rumbles and he's racing through traffic to make it home. You're sure he's going to die there but no, he makes it home. Rushes upstairs narrowly missing the kids toys on the stairs. Gets to the master toilet and just let's holy hell out. Disgusting but it sets up the relief in his eyes and you see him reach for the bidet button. Cut to the water heater in the garage that shows an ever rising temperature. You know what's coming and it's going to be bad. Shot of him feeling the comforting spray and then the boiling water hits. It takes a second to recognize the pain and he jumps up stumbling in his pulled down pants. Falls forward and hits his head on the side of the tub. He's dazed but still alive. On the side of the tub is a bottle of bath beads though. They fall and open. As he's coming out of his daze, they begin falling in his mouth one at a time. He chokes and gurgles as they begin to pop open. Foam and the unrelenting smell of lavender (you imagine) come bubbling out of his mouth as the asphyxiates on the bathroom floor with his pants down and a spray of boiling hot water arches across the room.

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bazjack t1_it3xlql wrote

Reply to comment by FlowLife69420 in TIFU by Taking My Wife’s Lunch Money by OkConcentrate723

If his wife is disabled then she damn well better have an Amazon account. It's about the only way we disabled people can shop for ourselves. Abled people take being able to walk into a store and get, say, paper plates and batteries, for granted.

The trick is to consolidate your orders and get things shipped together for free.

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Melted_Leg_Juice t1_it3w5fb wrote

Reply to comment by Ok-disaster2022 in TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac

That's awful. I hope you got anice one now. It's surprising people don't realise the importance of the right mattress. This time last year I got into the bad habit of sleeping on the sofa in front of the telly, then one morning I wake up with, I learned, sciatica. I never felt such crazy excruciating pain. It took weeks of various pain meds until it eased and I could get up...all from sleeping awkwardly on the sofa🤕🛌

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awfuldaring t1_it3sf52 wrote

Reply to Tifu - didn't talked to the girl and now I continue to be lonely by usernameisafarce

Well why didn't SHE start talking? It wasn't your fault.

Next time, smile and say hi. Also, have a few questions to ask when you go in public (don't be freaked out over memorizing them but literally saying anything will help the conversation), or make something up like I would talk about the music you're both listening to. If you fuck it up again, well, you'll never see them again, so who cares.

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