Recent comments in /f/tifu
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_j6bkgaz wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
Well yes we all saw your penis but no biggie we were all pointing and giggling.
Razberry910 t1_j6bkdvs wrote
Reply to TIFU by going above and beyond for a civilian drug screening and showing too much skin. by [deleted]
well did you pass?
OneOfTheLocals t1_j6bkdam wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU: Said something hateful to my husband by [deleted]
It's not all you. You're not crazy. Providing financially doesn't mean he has met every single need. He needs to acknowledge what you do and have sacrificed is just as important. Years of doing all of the night parenting still haunt me sometimes. It would be worth looking for a professional to talk to and process some of your totally justified feelings.
gathermewool t1_j6bk01t wrote
Reply to comment by LeagueOfBestFriends in TIFU by going above and beyond for a civilian drug screening and showing too much skin. by [deleted]
Meat gazer?
In the reserves, I went long periods of time without being tested, then I’d be randomly selected for a couple of months in a row. It seemed to actually be random.
Gold-Classic3626 t1_j6bjs5f wrote
Reply to comment by SpiritTalker in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
let the drugs take you.
gathermewool t1_j6bjorw wrote
Reply to comment by LeagueOfBestFriends in TIFU by going above and beyond for a civilian drug screening and showing too much skin. by [deleted]
We were pretty lax. A chief or JO would get a sealed envelope the day before and would tell us the day of. This was the reserves. If we resked there were no consequences.
I have never heard of someone failing. Limited experience, of course, but it seems insane to risk a dishonorable discharge for something so stupid!
Soggy-Ad-4210 t1_j6bjk4d wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
JFC, 1 MG of acid… Lmao!!
Stalins_Boyfriend69 t1_j6bj5m3 wrote
Reply to comment by sugarandvelvet in TIFU by writing off radiation exposure as psychosis by sugarandvelvet
what were you even expecting ppl to say bruv, if you truly think this was real, you need help.
gathermewool t1_j6bj19i wrote
Reply to comment by other_usernames_gone in TIFU by going above and beyond for a civilian drug screening and showing too much skin. by [deleted]
Man, you’d think that joining the military would convince you not to make dumb decisions in life.
MikeColorado t1_j6bhxat wrote
Reply to TIFU: Said something hateful to my husband by [deleted]
As a dad, I can tell you how I would be, so this is from my viewpoint, not trying to hurt, you, but want to be truthful. If he loves your child, and deeply loves you as well, his heart is broke, his confidence and trust in doing his best is now in question, he may pull away from you to protect his heart. Is he 100% right, no, but the hurt is there and will take time to rebuild. Communication will be the key, and both of you will have to work on it. Please approach him and let him know you want to rebuild and it will take time. He will learn to trust in you again, he will learn to confide in you again, and he will learn how to help out so you feel it as well. As tough as men try to be, in reality we have a most fragile heart. Also know he 100% wants your relationship back the way it was. My middle son gave me a father's day card that brought me to tears. Inside he had written, "When I was young I wanted you around more. Now that I am on my own, I realize that you were sacrificing so we did not have to."
KreateOne t1_j6bhhcd wrote
Reply to comment by sugarandvelvet in TIFU by writing off radiation exposure as psychosis by sugarandvelvet
Based off this post it’s entirely possible that your beauty and job are also delusions formed from meth psychosis.
sugarandvelvet OP t1_j6bhaqe wrote
Reply to comment by KreateOne in TIFU by writing off radiation exposure as psychosis by sugarandvelvet
I am a pretty asf young lady, if I wanted meth I would be throwing it back in a trap den, not going near some dodge alleyway tyvm.
but seriously I work 40+ hours a week doing agri work with stringent employer requirements, if I wanted to get high on one of the most lethal and stigmatised substances out there I probs wouldnt be getting promoted at this job or joking about drug use publicly.
QueSeraShoganai t1_j6bh0m3 wrote
Reply to comment by columbo527 in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
Something is nothing and nothing is everything.
EllieBlueexo t1_j6bgjyb wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
This is the type of story those in res life talk about for YEARS
[deleted] t1_j6bg1f0 wrote
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Philodendronphan t1_j6bf1hc wrote
Reply to comment by columbo527 in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
I read an article the other day about how the core of the earth is starting to change the direction of its rotation, so it’s kind of the same.
KreateOne t1_j6beurg wrote
Reply to comment by sugarandvelvet in TIFU by writing off radiation exposure as psychosis by sugarandvelvet
Maybe it was just the van you’re buying crystal meth out of?
sugarandvelvet OP t1_j6beki9 wrote
I'm disappointed this comment section is less microwave puns and more people urging me to seek serious mental help. like babes, thankyou for stating the obvious.
WanderingStillLost t1_j6bef25 wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking too much and presumably made a fool of myself at works party but can’t remember. by [deleted]
Virtual hugs to you.
fkk2019 t1_j6bebor wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
Thank you for this story. I've taken 5 tabs a couple times before (unknown strength) and everything in my house came alive. Never got to the universe spilling secrets level of high before!
gregwaterloo t1_j6be7ar wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking too much and presumably made a fool of myself at works party but can’t remember. by [deleted]
On a bright note your dress had pockets, that’s pretty awesome.
sugarandvelvet OP t1_j6bdln3 wrote
Reply to comment by chuckwasted88 in TIFU by writing off radiation exposure as psychosis by sugarandvelvet
you're right. this has all been a complicated hack job to plug my soundcloud. @sugarandvelvet
matthoback t1_j6bdfp1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
This is why you always have a trip sitter with you.
sugarandvelvet OP t1_j6bdaoq wrote
Reply to comment by Reitsch in TIFU by writing off radiation exposure as psychosis by sugarandvelvet
str8 up thankyou.
Soggy-Ad-4210 t1_j6bkj5w wrote
Reply to comment by dave8271 in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
I smoked DMT “dream sand” once and looked in the mirror, I remember looking like the thing from The Fantasic Four, then I went to take a piss and my penis also looked like “clay” or “rock”.. that’s when I freaked out … good thing it didn’t last longer than like 20 minutes, strong shit.