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throwaway_20202222 OP t1_j6bza6t wrote
Reply to comment by fliguana in Tifu by trying to take care of nether acne by throwaway_20202222
it was sort of on the left underside of my unmentionables, and I never really inspected there until I noticed that area had been uncomfortable in the shower
punx_a_hippie t1_j6bz7oj wrote
What's your channel I need to find the porn music
fliguana t1_j6bz57f wrote
How did you miss such a formation for so long?
throwaway_20202222 OP t1_j6bz41r wrote
Reply to comment by Longjumping_Bed2907 in Tifu by trying to take care of nether acne by throwaway_20202222
jesus, that's reassuring, and a damn good reason to keep it clean
Longjumping_Bed2907 t1_j6byks8 wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway_20202222 in Tifu by trying to take care of nether acne by throwaway_20202222
Yeah or sepsis
throwaway_20202222 OP t1_j6byate wrote
Reply to comment by Longjumping_Bed2907 in Tifu by trying to take care of nether acne by throwaway_20202222
oh I did, last thing I want is round 2
Longjumping_Bed2907 t1_j6bxmee wrote
Oh boy you better clean it well and put some neosporin or something similar on it.
Sheriff_Bird t1_j6bwuaj wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
Ha! i knew someone else thought of rosetta stoned after reading this trip report. Blotter got right on top of me Got me seein E-motherfuckin-T
ashsrodrigues t1_j6bwsuj wrote
Reply to TIFU: Said something hateful to my husband by [deleted]
Can you elaborate on the dynamics of your relationship, like are you'll both bringing in income, how many hours each are working? Who's doing the cooking and the cleaning? Etc..
love_that_fishing t1_j6bvmmq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU: Said something hateful to my husband by [deleted]
He also slept till late afternoon while you had the kid all day. My guess is that was the underlying issue. Unless he works night shift that would piss me off too.
thirdeyefish t1_j6bv4gr wrote
Pornosonic has entered the chat
noahB53 t1_j6buz8d wrote
Huh?
xyro71 t1_j6buo0v wrote
Reply to TIFU: Said something hateful to my husband by [deleted]
From my experience, we as men can only do so much in the early stages. The child is attached to their mom. Nothing we can do about it. My kid will sometimes refuse to let me in their room to play but will then insist on mom to come play instead. I have no control over that.. mainly because they're two and half years old.... You need to step back and really think about the situation I think. Maybe you'll see just how little choice we have in the early years
Stormchaser2 t1_j6bucns wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
That would be so much fun if you had a trip sitter! But left alone? Oh my. My ex got away from my friend and I while we were all tripping one time, and we found him across the street on someone’s front porch. Thankfully before the era of ring doorbells, and in a vacation rental community that was mostly empty at the time. He was in his bathing suit, which, at first glance could’ve appeared to be boxer briefs. But yeah, that shit can make you do things. That is a huge dose that you took!
jaymac91 t1_j6btxg5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
Glad you’re okay. Live and learn!
[deleted] t1_j6bti3j wrote
Reply to comment by jaymac91 in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
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jaymac91 t1_j6btfrk wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
Welcome to the strip club!
Random guess but any chance this happened at hofstra?
crankyanker638 t1_j6bt47z wrote
Reply to TIFU by going above and beyond for a civilian drug screening and showing too much skin. by [deleted]
When I was in the AF, I had to be a part of the team that administered the "whiz-quiz". One guy that got hit with it had diarrhea so bad he couldn't piss! It was like any water drank was immediately diverted to his colon! He had to be there the whole day until one of the higher ups finally had him go to the hospital to get a blood draw done.
And another fun fact about it, when the admin types (called the orderly room in the AF) would call, the way you knew it was someone getting tagged was they wouldn't say why. Any other thing they would call about, it would be like so and so had to go over do/sign/whatever. When it was 'quiz' time, they would just say so and so needs to report...
One-Mind4814 t1_j6bszsa wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU: Said something hateful to my husband by [deleted]
As a single mom who worked night shift, when you have a kid you make it work. He SHOULD have went to sleep with you guys so on his days off he can help out instead of staying up late on the days he is off. I feel like you keep downplaying your VALID emotions and it seems as though you’ve been doing it for so long that you finally “exploded” today.
St6ticc t1_j6bszal wrote
Reply to TIFU, Texted another girl for 3 days. by [deleted]
Okay so you’re not interested in ur girlfriend anymore clearly, so why fuck with her and stay with her dude you’re lookin like a douchebag😪
[deleted] OP t1_j6bsu3j wrote
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KcocNoisnetxeGib t1_j6bsjjz wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by not reading the credits to a porn movie by [deleted]
Right?!? And I read this twice for the sheer “how the fuck does one get a job like that?“ factor. Lol
AppropriateScience71 t1_j6bsiha wrote
Reply to TIFU by sexting a stranger by wyldstalyn6
While embarrassing, you’re 30 years old - nobody really cares about that shit unless they’re super religious or 14 years old.
Of course, family will tease you until you die, but that’s because you’re taking it too seriously.
And - most importantly - you’ve got a great story to tell at parties. Seriously.
Ipad_is_for_fapping t1_j6bsc79 wrote
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Longjumping_Bed2907 t1_j6bzbfd wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway_20202222 in Tifu by trying to take care of nether acne by throwaway_20202222
Yes. For sure